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(Metro)   Britain's most tattooed man has a few regrets about some of his tattoos so he spends £6,000 on laser removal (but only so he can start again)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 54
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2014-03-28 03:26:20 PM  
Perhaps they should call the procedure "Light your ass on fire to burn off those mistakes" so people won't say "I'll just have them removed by lasers"
 
2014-03-28 05:27:21 PM  
The stupid, it burns.
 
2014-03-28 05:27:40 PM  
I would allow this individual to provide to me the blistered penis.
 
2014-03-28 05:28:20 PM  
slodive.com
 
2014-03-28 05:28:55 PM  
he legally changed his name to King of Ink Land Body Art The Extreme Ink-Ite

I wonder if he was influenced by the Nick Cave musings on King Ink.
 
2014-03-28 05:30:45 PM  
...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?
 
2014-03-28 05:30:52 PM  
He can do this all he wants, it's no skin off my back.
 
2014-03-28 05:31:44 PM  

Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?


Very carefully.
 
2014-03-28 05:31:50 PM  
Nuke & pave.
 
2014-03-28 05:32:12 PM  

meow said the dog: I would allow this individual to provide to me the blistered penis.


Considering the source, I'm going to assume something was lost in the translation here.
 
2014-03-28 05:33:00 PM  
Mental illness takes many forms. The addition of the gibberish name change adds to the case
 
2014-03-28 05:33:26 PM  

Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?


They inject ink directly into your eyeball
 
2014-03-28 05:34:34 PM  

Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?


I remember hearing this done to get the Fremen eyes.  http://www.bizarremag.com/tattoos-and-bodyart/tattoos/6155/eye_tattoo i ng.html
 
2014-03-28 05:34:36 PM  
He's going to have all of his wife's tattoos erased to. Every one of them. Wipe the slag clean.
 
2014-03-28 05:35:17 PM  
I have a belt sander that will  take those tattoos right off and he won't have to pay me.
 
2014-03-28 05:36:04 PM  
Jaysus Christmas, remind me never to get my tats lasered.
 
2014-03-28 05:41:17 PM  

Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?


www.wfmu.org

...

sellergrendesign.files.wordpress.com

...

www.wfmu.org
 
2014-03-28 05:43:25 PM  

meow said the dog: I would allow this individual to provide to me the blistered penis.


You like taking the extra girth blistering provides?
 
2014-03-28 05:45:25 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball


Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.
 
2014-03-28 05:45:39 PM  
Ok... the eye thing is kinda cool in a odd sort of way.  Still have the same opinion of skin tattoos.

(and how weird is it to have to differentiate tattoos into a 'skin tattoo' catagory?)
 
2014-03-28 05:48:41 PM  
Beautiful tats
All over my back
And what the heck
There's still some room on my neck
I'll get another tattooooooo baby
 
2014-03-28 05:50:20 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com 2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-28 05:50:24 PM  
I hear it's a nice day to start again, anyway.
 
2014-03-28 05:51:54 PM  
If you have an artist's eye it is clear that some artwork is better (to you) than other. I can totally understand having artwork you wish would have been done better lasered off to be replaced with artwork you find more desirable.
 
2014-03-28 05:53:16 PM  
Me, me, me, pay attention to me. It's all about me, pleeease pay attention to me, me ,me.

Derp-a-derp in ink.
 
2014-03-28 05:53:43 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-28 05:59:07 PM  
I never understood people getting tattoos. I mean, if it was Dali or Magritte doing it, that's one thing. But going the rest of your life as an living advertisement for some no name doofus tattoo so called artist, it would be like ranch branded, at least to me.

If someone dragged me into a tattoo parlor, even drunk out of my mind, I'd have the tattoo guy's head on a pike before he had even dipped the needle.
 
2014-03-28 05:59:35 PM  

Mikey1969: Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball

Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.


Uh, no.  Eyes do not work like that.
 
2014-03-28 06:07:49 PM  

trappedspirit: Mikey1969: Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball

Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.

Uh, no.  Eyes do not work like that.


They do if it's obscuring the light in any way. All I see is a big black orb where his eye would be, so I obviously don't know WHERE he has ink, so answer the question instead of playing farxpert.
 
2014-03-28 06:09:36 PM  

non compos mentat: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

I remember hearing this done to get the Fremen eyes.  http://www.bizarremag.com/tattoos-and-bodyart/tattoos/6155/eye_tattoo i ng.html


I did not know that was a thing...I did not want to click the link. Of course I did, and just like the midget tranny schieße porn...what has been seen cannot be unseen and will haunt me...damn you Fark!

Tell me, how can someone do that? I hated putting contacts in my eye enough as it is!!! Freaks!
 
2014-03-28 06:10:06 PM  

non compos mentat: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

I remember hearing this done to get the Fremen eyes.  http://www.bizarremag.com/tattoos-and-bodyart/tattoos/6155/eye_tattoo i ng.html


FARK!!! Why did I click that link?!??

*shudder*
 
2014-03-28 06:10:54 PM  
Paging Cool Ice
 
2014-03-28 06:13:22 PM  
I would rather have a tattoo removed with a belt sander than laser.  Without a doubt the most intense disturbing pain I have ever felt.
 
2014-03-28 06:16:48 PM  

mosten: I would rather have a tattoo removed with a belt sander than laser.  Without a doubt the most intense disturbing pain I have ever felt.


No doubt. Ever seen this?

http://www.erasinghatethemovie.com

Amazing this guy went back after the first treatment. I give him lots of credit for being committed to undo his ugly past.
 
2014-03-28 06:24:31 PM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-28 06:30:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-28 06:46:22 PM  

Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball

Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.

Uh, no.  Eyes do not work like that.

They do if it's obscuring the light in any way. All I see is a big black orb where his eye would be, so I obviously don't know WHERE he has ink, so answer the question instead of playing farxpert.



Here's a FAQ on the matter:

http://news.bme.com/2012/10/18/the-eyeball-tattoo-faq/

news.bme.com
 
2014-03-28 06:53:07 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I never understood people getting tattoos. I mean, if it was Dali or Magritte doing it, that's one thing. But going the rest of your life as an living advertisement for some no name doofus tattoo so called artist, it would be like ranch branded, at least to me.

If someone dragged me into a tattoo parlor, even drunk out of my mind, I'd have the tattoo guy's head on a pike before he had even dipped the needle.


f.kulfoto.com

Sometimes you have to have fun with bad things that happened
 
2014-03-28 06:57:07 PM  

GungFu: Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball

Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.

Uh, no.  Eyes do not work like that.

They do if it's obscuring the light in any way. All I see is a big black orb where his eye would be, so I obviously don't know WHERE he has ink, so answer the question instead of playing farxpert.


Here's a FAQ on the matter:

http://news.bme.com/2012/10/18/the-eyeball-tattoo-faq/


Thanks... Now to read up on this crazy shiat.
 
2014-03-28 06:58:45 PM  

fusillade762: [slodive.com image 600x565]


A friend of mine has the Ulysses line, "To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yeild" on his back.
 
2014-03-28 07:12:55 PM  

trappedspirit: meow said the dog: I would allow this individual to provide to me the blistered penis.

You like taking the extra girth blistering provides?


Blistered for her pleasure?


// owww.
 
2014-03-28 08:39:16 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-28 08:56:20 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I never understood people getting tattoos. I mean, if it was Dali or Magritte doing it, that's one thing. But going the rest of your life as an living advertisement for some no name doofus tattoo so called artist, it would be like ranch branded, at least to me.

If someone dragged me into a tattoo parlor, even drunk out of my mind, I'd have the tattoo guy's head on a pike before he had even dipped the needle.


You, uh, know you get to choose what you get done? I'm...not sure you understand how this whole process works, because nothing in your posts indicates you do.
 
2014-03-28 09:53:27 PM  

Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball

Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.

Uh, no.  Eyes do not work like that.

They do if it's obscuring the light in any way. All I see is a big black orb where his eye would be, so I obviously don't know WHERE he has ink, so answer the question instead of playing farxpert.


Why would someone get the pupil tattooed black?  It's already black.
 
2014-03-28 10:02:48 PM  

trappedspirit: Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball

Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.

Uh, no.  Eyes do not work like that.

They do if it's obscuring the light in any way. All I see is a big black orb where his eye would be, so I obviously don't know WHERE he has ink, so answer the question instead of playing farxpert.

Why would someone get the pupil tattooed black?  It's already black.


Read the FAQ page someone linked to for your answer.
 
2014-03-28 10:11:26 PM  
Tattoos are the quickest way to identify the stupid.  I am happy I won't be around when all the tattoo people hit 70 that is not going to be pretty.
 
2014-03-28 10:23:23 PM  

Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball

Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.

Uh, no.  Eyes do not work like that.

They do if it's obscuring the light in any way. All I see is a big black orb where his eye would be, so I obviously don't know WHERE he has ink, so answer the question instead of playing farxpert.

Why would someone get the pupil tattooed black?  It's already black.

Read the FAQ page someone linked to for your answer.


I guess I worded the question wrong  Why would anyone think that someone would get their pupil tattooed?  No one would get their pupil tattooed.  And that would be the only way to negatively affect the vision from the dye.
 
2014-03-28 10:53:50 PM  

trappedspirit: Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball

Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.

Uh, no.  Eyes do not work like that.

They do if it's obscuring the light in any way. All I see is a big black orb where his eye would be, so I obviously don't know WHERE he has ink, so answer the question instead of playing farxpert.

Why would someone get the pupil tattooed black?  It's already black.

Read the FAQ page someone linked to for your answer.

I guess I worded the question wrong  Why would anyone think that someone would get their pupil tattooed?  No one would get their pupil tattooed.  And that would be the only way to negatively affect the vision from the dye.


So you didn't read the link. Got it.
 
2014-03-28 11:35:01 PM  

Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: trappedspirit: Mikey1969: Smeggy Smurf: Mikey1969: ...including his left eyeball, which he had tattooed black.

How the fark does THAT work?

They inject ink directly into your eyeball

Is it like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens, or what? That's GOT to fark the hell out of your vision.

Uh, no.  Eyes do not work like that.

They do if it's obscuring the light in any way. All I see is a big black orb where his eye would be, so I obviously don't know WHERE he has ink, so answer the question instead of playing farxpert.

Why would someone get the pupil tattooed black?  It's already black.

Read the FAQ page someone linked to for your answer.

I guess I worded the question wrong  Why would anyone think that someone would get their pupil tattooed?  No one would get their pupil tattooed.  And that would be the only way to negatively affect the vision from the dye.

So you didn't read the link. Got it.


The information in the FAQ does not answer the question as to why someone would ever think that a person would have their pupil tattooed and walking through life "like he's permanently wearing sunglasses with only one lens ".  There is no good answer as to why anyone would think that and no FAQ will help.
 
2014-03-29 12:53:19 AM  
This is like the madmen world criminals of James Bond and my perennial question .. where the hell do they get the money to build a secret star base under submarines on the dark side of your uncle's moon?

Where the hell do the crazy people get the money to waste on sh*t like this?
 
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