Cerebral Ballsy: F*ck faster computers. WHERE IS MY ANTIMATTER WARP DRIVE?
balki1867: Do you remember that one guy from college who could never admit he didn't understand something? You should forward this to him and ask for his thoughts about the matter.
Private_Citizen: Or licking themselves, with one leg straight up in the air.
Boo_Guy: Private_Citizen: Or licking themselves, with one leg straight up in the air.You'd do the same thing if you could, you're just jelly.
Private_Citizen: Boo_Guy: Private_Citizen: Or licking themselves, with one leg straight up in the air.You'd do the same thing if you could, you're just jelly.Jelly? I prefer syrup./apologies to Chris Rock.
pdieten: I can tolerate furballs. I wish my wife's damn cat would stop vomiting food all over the house.
vodka: Why do they never discuss the possibility of FTL communication using quantum entanglement. Imagine real-time control and live video from the edge of the solar system or wherever. That would be farking awesome.
JackieRabbit: Now you've done it, subby. I'm so farking hot now! Well, don't just stand there! DO ME!
doubled99: Main page?!?With the exception of myself and a few select others, I doubt most farkers are even capable of understanding this.
bobtheme: Replace every use of the word "particle" with "penis". Makes the article a lot easier to digest.
Aidan: pdieten: I can tolerate furballs. I wish my wife's damn cat would stop vomiting food all over the house.I was told (by advice-friend, so this isn't authoritative) that a simple change in cat food brand might resolve that issue.As for TFA... I admit I'm out to sea. I've heard the "curled up" hypothesis but still don't understand what that actually means. There could be 23 angels curled up inside my nostril that are also too small to see, but I fail to understand why that's important. Are the curled up dimensions affective on the real universe?
Kirzania: [mattcarterauthor.weebly.com image 321x191]But the creature is inside-out.
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