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(WISN Milwaukee)   Wisconsin 'Witch House' being moved.. Residents complain owner turned them into a newt (they got better...)   (wisn.com) divider line 69
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2014-03-28 11:25:06 AM  
We had a 'witch house' in Windsor, Ont when I grew up that we were told to stay away from...evil, satanic cults, people being murdered and bodies dumped there. It was just an abandoned house off Lauzon Rd south of a GM auto parts plant where hippies, homeless and assorted bike gangs crashed. What a disillusion when I grew up.
 
2014-03-28 11:40:52 AM  
Well we did do the nose......
 
2014-03-28 11:41:28 AM  

ChipNASA: Well we did do the nose......


and the hat
 
2014-03-28 11:42:12 AM  
a newt?
 
2014-03-28 11:42:19 AM  

ChipNASA: ChipNASA: Well we did do the nose......

and the hat


Did you dress her up like this.....

NO NO...no...no....yes...yes...a bit...She HAS GOT A WART....
 
2014-03-28 11:42:28 AM  

gopher321: We had a 'witch house' in Windsor, Ont when I grew up that we were told to stay away from...evil, satanic cults, people being murdered and bodies dumped there. It was just an abandoned house off Lauzon Rd south of a GM auto parts plant where hippies, homeless and assorted bike gangs crashed. What a disillusion when I grew up.


You should have just got some people together and started your own satanic cult to murder people and dump their bodies.
 
2014-03-28 11:43:25 AM  
so what do you burn apart from witches???
 
2014-03-28 11:44:05 AM  

ChipNASA: so what do you burn apart from witches???


WOOD!!!

So why do witches burn?!?!?
 
2014-03-28 11:45:08 AM  

ChipNASA: ChipNASA: so what do you burn apart from witches???

WOOD!!!

So why do witches burn?!?!?

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Because they're made of wood?!?!?!?


GOOD!!!
 
2014-03-28 11:45:17 AM  
She's a witch .... house! She's mighty mighty!

/got nuthin'
 
2014-03-28 11:46:54 AM  
*skipping ahead..*

A DUCK!!!


exactly
 
2014-03-28 11:47:03 AM  

whither_apophis: She's a witch .... house! She's mighty mighty!

/got nuthin'


You got that damn song stuck in my head!
 
2014-03-28 11:47:14 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-28 11:47:46 AM  
Which house is it again?
 
2014-03-28 11:48:46 AM  
So logically....if she weighs the same as a duck.....she's made of wood......and therefore....

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A WITCH! A WITCH!!!!!

Very good...we shall use my largest scales....
 
2014-03-28 11:49:29 AM  
planetpm.webring.com
 
2014-03-28 11:49:55 AM  

ChipNASA: So logically....if she weighs the same as a duck.....she's made of wood......and therefore....

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A WITCH! A WITCH!!!!!

Very good...we shall use my largest scales....


thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2014-03-28 11:53:02 AM  

Nick Nostril: Which house is it again?


I don't know.

Third Base!
 
2014-03-28 11:54:44 AM  

Nightjars: ChipNASA: So logically....if she weighs the same as a duck.....she's made of wood......and therefore....

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A WITCH! A WITCH!!!!!

Very good...we shall use my largest scales....

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 400x266]


Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?
 
2014-03-28 11:57:23 AM  
It's a fair cop.
 
2014-03-28 11:57:47 AM  
I will have to make a pilgrimage there soon.  Used to bike down there a lot before the couch potato days.  Nice that it will be more accessible; sucks they are taking it all the way to Sheboygan.
 
2014-03-28 12:00:46 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

witches come out mostly at night... mostly.
 
2014-03-28 12:00:53 PM  

snarfyboy: I will have to make a pilgrimage there soon.  Used to bike down there a lot before the couch potato days.  Nice that it will be more accessible; sucks they are taking it all the way to Sheboygan.


ramp.ie
 
2014-03-28 12:00:55 PM  
The house has seemed really weird ever since that one time when James Brolin and Margot Kidder moved in.
 
2014-03-28 12:06:00 PM  
ahh so she died.   I checked the place out way back when i lived in milwaukee, back when dahmer was making the news.

it was a neat place.  had actual character with all the stuff.
 
2014-03-28 12:06:07 PM  
And then the ORAL SEX!
 
2014-03-28 12:07:15 PM  

probesport: snarfyboy: I will have to make a pilgrimage there soon.  Used to bike down there a lot before the couch potato days.  Nice that it will be more accessible; sucks they are taking it all the way to Sheboygan.


img.fark.net

images.socialnewsdaily.com
 
2014-03-28 12:08:34 PM  
Throw the house off a large cliff. If it survives, it truly was a witch house. If it breaks to pieces, then it was a good Christian house and will enjoy the afterlife.

It's the only way to be sure.
 
2014-03-28 12:13:18 PM  
This is what they may have looked like


img.fark.net
 
2014-03-28 12:13:29 PM  

ChipNASA: so what do you burn apart from witches???


More witches!
 
2014-03-28 12:17:48 PM  
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2014-03-28 12:18:08 PM  

Nick Nostril: Which house is it again?


It's the one the witch is floating across town.
 
2014-03-28 12:18:44 PM  
Brown Jenkin is inconsolable.
 
2014-03-28 12:19:51 PM  
They can't move the witch house.

If they move the witch house, they'll no longer be able to tell...

witch witch house is witch.
 
2014-03-28 12:20:40 PM  
Uh oh. Witches have a bad history with moving houses.
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2014-03-28 12:29:33 PM  

kattana: ahh so she died.   I checked the place out way back when i lived in milwaukee, back when dahmer was making the news.

it was a neat place.  had actual character with all the stuff.


Ah yes, the Dahmer days.  Good times, good times.
 
2014-03-28 12:31:36 PM  
Also, I have no farking clue what's going on in this thread.
 
2014-03-28 12:32:36 PM  
Witch house was my favorite genre of electronic music in like 2010
This is a great song
http://youtu.be/3IvoN4YUF4o
 
2014-03-28 12:41:13 PM  

probesport: snarfyboy: I will have to make a pilgrimage there soon.  Used to bike down there a lot before the couch potato days.  Nice that it will be more accessible; sucks they are taking it all the way to Sheboygan.

[ramp.ie image 850x637]


Kenosha Kickers, as long as you don't mind going with some polka bums.

I remember going here on an art field trip when she was alive. It's a shame that it's moving, but I can understand if the community doesn't want this traffic in their quiet residential area.
 
2014-03-28 12:43:04 PM  
Burn her anyway
 
2014-03-28 12:44:34 PM  
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Grape gravy.
Peasant 1: Cherries.
Peasant 2: Mum
Peasant 3: Churches, churches.
Peasant 2: Lead, lead.
Arthur: A duck.
 
2014-03-28 12:47:38 PM  
images4.alphacoders.com
 
2014-03-28 12:49:24 PM  

macross87: And then the ORAL SEX!


I thought it was spankings
 
2014-03-28 12:55:35 PM  
Shame the nieghbors are so uptight.

"Someone added a little flavor to our bland nieghborhood, get rid of it!"

Of course I only know 1/10 of the story. Maybe the visitors are annoying.
 
2014-03-28 01:00:07 PM  
tinear.com
 
2014-03-28 01:04:40 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: They can't move the witch house.

If they move the witch house, they'll no longer be able to tell...

witch witch house is witch.


Oh you :)
 
2014-03-28 01:07:32 PM  
What kind of freaks name a kid Newt?

They were just begging for trouble.
 
2014-03-28 01:08:16 PM  

Barnabus_Duke: Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Grape gravy.
Peasant 1: Cherries.
Peasant 2: Mum
Peasant 3: Churches, churches.
Peasant 2: Lead, lead.
Arthur: A duck.


My Liege!!!
 
2014-03-28 01:10:23 PM  

monoski: macross87: And then the ORAL SEX!

I thought it was spankings


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-28 01:14:04 PM  
[Insert proof that I have also seen and enjoyed said movie]

/Headline did cause a snicker
 
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