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(WTSP)   Not news: Jackass gets all road ragey, shoots a woman the bird, cuts her off. Fark: What happens next. With video   (wtsp.com) divider line 563
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2014-03-28 11:53:37 PM  

Ghastly: The really funny ones though are when you got a car full of teenagers in front of you smoking pot and then nervously looking over their shoulders every couple of seconds not sure if I'm a cop or not. So when they take a hit from the joint they duck their heads bellow the seat, take a hit, then pop their heads back up and turn around and look at me to see if I'm on to them.


You really need to stop following cars full of teenagers before someone wises up and gets a restraining order.
 
2014-03-28 11:58:03 PM  

Ghastly: My boyfriend owns a private security company so 99% of the time I'm driving a car it's one of his marked cars.

It's very common for me to be driving and the car in front of me thinks I'm a cop so they slow down. We're talking below the actual speed limit slowing down. Annoying as hell. Then when the opportunity for me to finally pass them comes up and they realize it's just a security car they speed up and ride my ass because they're angry I "made" them slow down. I've even had assholes I pass start hitting me with their high beams because they're so pissed off they mistook me for a cop car.

The really funny ones though are when you got a car full of teenagers in front of you smoking pot and then nervously looking over their shoulders every couple of seconds not sure if I'm a cop or not. So when they take a hit from the joint they duck their heads bellow the seat, take a hit, then pop their heads back up and turn around and look at me to see if I'm on to them.

Yeah, that's totally not suspicious at all.


CSB: I was driving home one day with a cop car right behind me. I couldn't care less, just kept on moving with the traffic, and eventually the cops pulled around me to pass.

As soon as they did, the car in front of mine slammed on the brakes, and four teenagers jumped out and ran away on foot in four different directions. It was the most hilarious epic fail I've seen in person.

/still don't know WTF it was all about
//don't really care either
///just pulled around the two stopped cars and continued driving home
 
2014-03-29 12:49:12 AM  
A fark ProDriver thread and no one has mentioned zipper merging.

I am disappoint.
 
2014-03-29 12:50:32 AM  
Nothing is scarier to encounter on the highway than a chance meeting between a moron and an asshole.
 
2014-03-29 01:51:01 AM  
I think the best part is all his buddies get to tell him what a dumbass he is.
 
2014-03-29 02:21:26 AM  
I gave up trying to navigate my way through this thread. Let me just say that yes, it may depend on your local ordinances and laws, but within city limits, a four lane street is still a four lane street. Highway rules do not apply. Even if it has a state highway designation. And isn't it more of a courtesy anyway?

Loaf's Tray: And since we're sharing stories:

Part of my morning commute goes down a two-lane residential road (30 MPH); the lane widens at one point, big enough for two cars to fit side-by-side but it's tight (not to mention, still striped as a single lane); most drivers stay as far left as possible on this road because of all the potholes by the shoulder, and almost every day for the past year or so I'd see the same white-trash hambeast pull to the right and gun down this vacated space at twice the speed limit to gain a few extra car lengths, then force her way back into traffic when the lane narrowed back down at a curve about half a mile ahead.  I call her "Barb", I have no idea who the hell she is but she had this jacked-up blue Colorado with redneck barbed-wire pinstriping tape all the way around.

She was pulling this stunt one morning last December, flying through a half-foot of snow that had accumulated on the shoulder when she got loose trying to bully her way back into traffic, clipped a city plow truck which spun her around and put her in the oncoming lane where she got T-boned on the passenger's side by a 1-ton Ram (which also had a plow on it).  That put a stop to it for a couple months, but now that the weather's getting warmer I see her doing the same crap in the silver Frontier she drives now...hopefully next time an even bigger truck T-bones her stupid ass on the other side...


If there is parking allowed on this particular street, I would wait until I see her coming, pull over and then just stop in front of her. Time permitting of course.

My old roommate used to do the same thing when we lived in Naperville (IL). We'd go doontoon to eat and time it so that the when the street switched from four lanes to two lanes with parking (7pm?), we could get a sweet spot in front of our restaurant of choice. It was so worth it for all the reactions we'd get.
 
2014-03-29 02:23:22 AM  
Also, xtech...

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Mirrors don't work that way!
 
2014-03-29 02:49:47 AM  
I couldn't tell, but it looked like she sped up when he was trying to pass her, or maybe he slowed down to get level with her. There's that whole frame of reference relativity thing. If she sped up, I doubt she was completely innocent in this road rage incident.
 
2014-03-29 02:54:24 AM  
I agree with "instant Karma".  Truck driver's behavior was inappropriate and unnecessary.

Also it seemed like he made sure it was a chick driving before he got "really" mad.
 
2014-03-29 03:06:05 AM  
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2014-03-29 03:13:16 AM  
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2014-03-29 04:03:49 AM  

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Not a lot of left turns in those scenarios.  Examples not relevant.
 
2014-03-29 12:26:55 PM  

doubled99: By my rankings, this thread just pushed this debate to number 2 on the list of Farker groups that loathe one another:

5. Jews vs Palestinians
4. Bicyclists vs Car drivers
3. Pro-life vs Pro-choice
2. Tailgaters vs Lane cloggers
1. Conservatives vs Liberals


Recently I've discovered one more
Airplane seat recliners vs. recliner whiners


Don't forget tippers vs. non tippers
 
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