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(TMZ)   Selena Gomez received subpoena to testify in court about Justin Bieber's "bedroom habits"   (tmz.com) divider line 36
    More: Followup, Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber, TMZ, pillow talks, photographers, paparazzi  
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3723 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Mar 2014 at 9:10 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-28 09:02:22 AM  
Sources connected to the case tell TMZ ... the summons is for a deposition in a lawsuit filed by an L.A. pap who claims Bieber karate kicked him in the stomach back in 2012.

Yeah I don't believe that for a second.  Have some pride, paparazzi.

And her pins do look fantastic.
 
2014-03-28 09:17:00 AM  
Crying and humiliation?

ONE OF US ONE OF US
 
2014-03-28 09:30:06 AM  
Peeing the bed?

/Not RTFA
 
2014-03-28 09:31:26 AM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-03-28 09:43:15 AM  
I got this
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-28 09:43:45 AM  
Her nickname for him is "little Pinto"
 
2014-03-28 09:51:01 AM  
I started watching Spring Breakers last night and for the life of me I can't see why this girl is a thing. Her face is all out of proportion.
 
2014-03-28 09:52:36 AM  
Does she have a penis? Then how the hell would she know?
 
2014-03-28 09:53:03 AM  
Why ask here when there are pictures?

www.ryanseacrest.com
 
2014-03-28 10:01:17 AM  

orclover: Does she have a penis? Then how the hell would she know?


she does not have a penis.  I do know of something else she has though...
 
2014-03-28 10:17:41 AM  

selena gomez has an anus: orclover: Does she have a penis? Then how the hell would she know?

she does not have a penis.  I do know of something else she has though...


A Strap-on?
 
2014-03-28 10:29:59 AM  
They are going to force the poor girl to describe his deformed clitoris?
 
2014-03-28 10:31:22 AM  
She thought it was a modified wooden toilet roll holder.
 
2014-03-28 10:39:00 AM  
Two strokes, going fetal, craying as she rocked him to sleep?
 
2014-03-28 10:42:44 AM  
I wonder which of them has the bigger clitoris?
 
2014-03-28 10:48:11 AM  
I can see it now, the trial of the century:

Defense Attorney: "Ms Gomez, can you describe how the hostile feeling of Mr Beiber manifested themselves in bed"?
SG: "Yes. He's an animal. An ann-e-mal! He, he......pulled my pussy hair!"
Prosecuting Attorney: "OBJECTION, your honor! This woman has no pussy hair!"
SG: "Oh, yeah.............now"
 
2014-03-28 10:53:47 AM  
This testimony is not in any way relevant to the case. The prosecuting attorney is just a dirty pervert and wants to grill Selena about her sexual experiences. I can't say I blame him.

"Miss Gomez, did Justin ever put his penis in your mouth? If so, how did that make you feel? I must remind you, you are under oath and must answer my questions honestly and thoroughly."
 
2014-03-28 11:00:59 AM  

varmitydog: I can see it now, the trial of the century:

Defense Attorney: "Ms Gomez, can you describe how the hostile feeling of Mr Beiber manifested themselves in bed"?
SG: "Yes. He's an animal. An ann-e-mal! He, he......pulled my pussy hair!"
Prosecuting Attorney: "OBJECTION, your honor! This woman has no pussy hair!"
SG: "Oh, yeah.............now"


Wooow....
 
2014-03-28 11:11:40 AM  

Brick-House: Why ask here when there are pictures?

[www.ryanseacrest.com image 600x400]


I'm laughing and feel bad at the same time, which was probably Ms. Gomez's reaction when wee Biebs first dropped trou.

On the other hand, anal on the first date is a cinch when you're wielding a pixie stick. "I threw one in her so massive she nearly woke up!"
 
2014-03-28 11:15:10 AM  
If this keeps up, maybe he will finally tire of it then give up and go back to Canada.
 
2014-03-28 12:19:27 PM  

selena gomez has an anus: orclover: Does she have a penis? Then how the hell would she know?

she does not have a penis.  I do know of something else she has though...


The face of a toddler!
 
2014-03-28 12:30:01 PM  
The lawyer for the paparazzi deserves to lose his law license over this case.   What a scumbag.
 
2014-03-28 12:38:07 PM  

varmitydog: I can see it now, the trial of the century:

Defense Attorney: "Ms Gomez, can you describe how the hostile feeling of Mr Beiber manifested themselves in bed"?
SG: "Yes. He's an animal. An ann-e-mal! He, he......pulled my pussy hair!"
Prosecuting Attorney: "OBJECTION, your honor! This woman has no pussy hair!"
SG: "Oh, yeah.............now"


WTF are you talking about?
 
2014-03-28 12:46:57 PM  
Damn, she actually has some sharp knees...

/would totally hit it
 
2014-03-28 12:53:57 PM  

Troy McClure: The lawyer for the paparazzi deserves to lose his law license over this case.   What a scumbag.


Does he have any daughters?

No, I'm not asking if they are of age. I remember the last set of spawn from a scumbag lawyer.

/shudder
 
2014-03-28 01:06:46 PM  
I was looking for a quick run down of all of Justin Bieber's outstanding legal issues and I found these helpful links.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/places-justin-bieber-trouble/sto ry ?id=22297004

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/definitive-timeline-of-every-b iz arre-and-illegal-thing-justi

I think in one case Selena was supposed to be right there, and in the other, the prosecutor is asking if the Beebs talked about it to Selena. I suspect and hope that Selena's and the Beeb's attorneys would fight anything of more prurient interest than germaine to this case interest. So no "distinctive birthmarks" a la Bill Clinton would be involved. I think.
 
2014-03-28 01:15:55 PM  
This puts a new spin on "Angry Inch"
 
2014-03-28 01:17:41 PM  
That picture of him vomiting is priceless.
 
2014-03-28 01:18:41 PM  

Nurglitch: That picture of him vomiting is priceless.


Well, turnabout is fair play.
 
2014-03-28 02:00:05 PM  
Does he throw eggs around the bedroom?
 
2014-03-28 03:00:38 PM  
Not one animated gif of her fist-bumping Letterman yet?

Fark, you're letting me down...
 
2014-03-28 05:02:27 PM  
Selena: Justin and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...

Judge: Lady, I just asked for your name.
 
2014-03-28 08:02:35 PM  

LewDux: Selena: Justin and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...

Judge: Lady, I just asked for your name.


... as I pegged him while using a magic wand on myself.

Prosecutor: did you have the gd common courtesy to offer him a reach around?

Selena: reach around to what?
 
2014-03-28 08:45:17 PM  

Brick-House: Why ask here when there are pictures?

[www.ryanseacrest.com image 600x400]


is it cynical to think that might be the expected outcome of bieber plus...anyone?
 
2014-03-28 09:30:44 PM  

vudukungfu: Her nickname for him is "little Pinto"


Why? Because when she rear-ended him he burst into flames?

/that would make a watchable sex tape
 
2014-03-29 12:13:25 AM  
I read that as "bedroom rabbits".

s1.hubimg.com
"Cameron Diaz and her hammock bunnies."

/Still slightly more interesting than reading about bieber.
 
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