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(WTKR)   High school teacher who reported phone stolen over a year ago learns just how fast a naked selfie from that phone can travel between students on social media. Warning for those of you who haven't clicked yet: Teacher is a hairy dude   (wtkr.com) divider line 38
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2014-03-28 08:12:22 AM
It took a year? My money would have said that picture is up before he even knows his phone is missing.
 
2014-03-28 09:29:46 AM
He's not that bad looking.  Knowing the crazy people though, they'll still push to have him fired even if he is the victim here.

Also, did anyone else like how the mom in Uggs who demanded that her face be blurred left the tattoo on her boob visible?  And they didn't even try to disguise her voice.
 
2014-03-28 09:39:04 AM
Is it just me or the last few days has there been a huge flood of greenlights in the morning?  More than usual
 
2014-03-28 09:39:06 AM
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-03-28 09:39:51 AM
W.I.E.
 
2014-03-28 09:40:51 AM

CruJones: Is it just me or the last few days has there been a huge flood of greenlights in the morning?  More than usual


Dude. After they have coffee and bagels, they sort and put them up.
Forget submitting at night. Those are the drinking hours.
 
2014-03-28 09:40:53 AM
Why the fark do I need to play a farking video to look at a farking picture, you farking farks.
 
2014-03-28 09:41:08 AM
Headline Fail.

You forgot the "Smoking Hot Teacher".

\Jesus, people - get with the program
 
2014-03-28 09:43:05 AM

CheapEngineer: Headline Fail.

You forgot the "Smoking Hot Teacher".

\Jesus, people - get with the program


I assumed it actually would be this time and clicked the link.

/left dissapointed
 
2014-03-28 09:48:00 AM
Come on, folks. Encrypt your stuff. There are even camera apps that do it on the fly for you extra lazy people.
 
2014-03-28 09:49:03 AM
A naked selfie of a Western Branch High School teacher and coach standing completely naked in front of a bathroom mirror, holding his private parts has been posted to social media and has quickly spread to some of his own students.

Private parts now not private.
 
2014-03-28 09:49:13 AM

vudukungfu: W.I.E.


Hey, that's MY line.
 
2014-03-28 09:51:15 AM

SphericalTime: Also, did anyone else like how the mom in Uggs who demanded that her face be blurred left the tattoo on her boob visible? And they didn't even try to disguise her voice.


Yeah I noticed that. Like nobody in the area isn't going to recognize her. The 40 something mother who tries to dress like her teen daughter and sounds like she smoked a pack a day since she was 10. And from the shirt she wore for the interview I'm pretty sure she does her best to wear shirts that will show off her boob tat, so I'm sure everybody iin the town and surrounding are recognizes it.
 
2014-03-28 09:55:46 AM
It's not me, I swear!
 
2014-03-28 09:55:55 AM

poison_amy: vudukungfu: W.I.E.

Hey, that's MY line.


E.I.P?
 
2014-03-28 09:56:37 AM
I clicked BECAUSE it was a hairy dude.
 
2014-03-28 10:03:30 AM
Why was one of the first things I thought about one of my fave 70s series?
 
2014-03-28 10:04:58 AM
Computers, smart phones, internetz, how do they work?

Yeah, the teacher is a victim, but he's also a dumbass.  Long gone are the days when you could take a Polaroid and control who sees it.   Take a picture on a phone, or upload a picture to a computer, and you're risking having it get out on the net.   Once on the net, there's nothing you can do about it.

As for skank mom and her boob tats, this is how pathetic the majority of Murican girls will be in a few short years.  Yup, girls just keep getting those tats and piercings.  You'll be so hawt when you're 35.
 
2014-03-28 10:11:32 AM

vudukungfu: CruJones: Is it just me or the last few days has there been a huge flood of greenlights in the morning?  More than usual

Dude. After they have coffee and bagels, they sort and put them up.
Forget submitting at night. Those are the drinking hours.


Ha, as if I still try to get a greenlight, I gave up a decade ago.
 
2014-03-28 10:35:26 AM
A bear! See this is why you don't own a cheap phone that you cannot wipe remotely when it is lost.
 
2014-03-28 10:36:57 AM

vudukungfu: poison_amy: vudukungfu: W.I.E.

Hey, that's MY line.

E.I.P?


P.D.Q?
 
2014-03-28 10:52:55 AM
Do not take nekkid pictures of yourself, ever.  Especially if you're a school teacher.
 
2014-03-28 10:53:41 AM
What do you bet the teacher is suspended or fired 'to protect the children' or some such nonsense.
 
2014-03-28 11:02:42 AM

kid_icarus: Do not take nekkid pictures of yourself, ever.  Especially if you're a school teacher.


If you do, DO NOT leave said naked pictures on a device you take to school. Hell, even the music I put on my phone should be, at maximum, PG, just in case the child starts a music app on accident.
 
2014-03-28 11:36:22 AM
"we're not choosing to identify him at this time"

Implicit threat: give us an exclusive interview or we'll identify you.
 
2014-03-28 12:21:18 PM

PapaChester: kid_icarus: Do not take nekkid pictures of yourself, ever.  Especially if you're a school teacher.

If you do, DO NOT leave said naked pictures on a device you take to school. Hell, even the music I put on my phone should be, at maximum, PG, just in case the child starts a music app on accident.


I wouldn't feel comfortable knowing said pics exist even if they were on a thumb drive at my house in a locked drawer. Something like that is almost like the One Ring...it wants to be found.
 
2014-03-28 12:39:13 PM

CruJones: Is it just me or the last few days has there been a huge flood of greenlights in the morning?  More than usual


I like it :-)
 
2014-03-28 12:41:10 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: I clicked BECAUSE it was a hairy dude.


Bear is bare?
 
2014-03-28 12:56:15 PM
I rely on the viewing my naked pictures to be its own punishment.
 
2014-03-28 01:20:25 PM
It pays to read the whole headline.
 
2014-03-28 02:54:06 PM

Fissile: Computers, smart phones, internetz, how do they work?

Yeah, the teacher is a victim, but he's also a dumbass.  Long gone are the days when you could take a Polaroid and control who sees it.   Take a picture on a phone, or upload a picture to a computer, and you're risking having it get out on the net.   Once on the net, there's nothing you can do about it.

As for skank mom and her boob tats, this is how pathetic the majority of Murican girls will be in a few short years.  Yup, girls just keep getting those tats and piercings.  You'll be so hawt when you're 35.


They will be if they don't drink, smoke, or go into the sun.
 
2014-03-28 03:19:50 PM
If you put a naked picture of yourself on an easily lost peice of equipment you are a victim, of your own stupidity when the inevitable happens.

If he was a kid I would have a bit of sympathy.
 
2014-03-28 03:40:47 PM

SphericalTime: He's not that bad looking.


Considering the black boxes, don't you have little evidence for that?
 
2014-03-28 03:55:07 PM

VladTheEmailer: SphericalTime: He's not that bad looking.

Considering the black boxes, don't you have little evidence for that?


I've seen worse in what is visible, but yeah, I just average to "not horrible" for black boxes.
 
2014-03-28 04:15:10 PM
You know, instead of making the victim the villain here, maybe we should blame the little POS who stole the phone...
 
2014-03-28 04:33:22 PM
I hope he photoshopped his dick bigger before he "lost" his phone.

/otherwise why?
 
2014-03-28 05:16:01 PM

wambu: I hope he photoshopped his dick bigger before he "lost" his phone.

/otherwise why?


Well, that  is a pretty big black box.
 
2014-03-28 05:27:08 PM
Wild-ass-guess: The phone thief now publicizing the pictures is someone in his current classes, and will be graduating this year. They didn't want to leak the photo earlier because they weren't done fantasizng about him, letting that photo out would likely mean him leaving the school and they'd lose the chance to stare at him and think of that beef log he's hiding.

/seriously, that IS an excessively large censor box, wtf.
 
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