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(Daily Mail)   If you guessed three weeks before Hollywood started working on a Malaysia Airlines movie, come on down and get your free tickets   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
    More: Sad, Malaysia Airlines, A Hollywood, Paul Greengrass, deepwater, Liam Neeson, Oliver Stone  
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2014-03-28 09:11:31 AM  
Ooohhh,  a romance. I can't wait!
 
2014-03-28 09:16:37 AM  
Just when I thought the coke head producers couldn't sink any lower. Silly me for having a shred of faith in humanity.
While we're at it, lets make the damn film a comedy, and laugh at all the disappearing plane antics. Don't worry, they're foreigners, so it's ok to exploit them for cheap drama or laughs.
 
2014-03-28 09:22:11 AM  
I wonder who will play the white hero
 
2014-03-28 09:28:58 AM  
Don't know what to make of this.

/I can make a hat, or a brooch . . .
 
2014-03-28 09:35:43 AM  
I'm guessing there's already three porn movies about it greenlit, written, filmed and available for download. One's a sequel.
 
2014-03-28 10:01:48 AM  
Have any "The Disappearance of Flight 370" specials aired on Discovery yet?  They're usually pretty good at throwing things together in a hurry.
 
2014-03-28 10:19:06 AM  

wxboy: Have any "The Disappearance of Flight 370" specials aired on Discovery yet?  They're usually pretty good at throwing things together in a hurry.


Surprisingly, not yet. I'm betting this is because they're too busy trying to figure out what the hell is what, just like everyone else.

Which is surprising in itself, given their track record as of late.
 
2014-03-28 10:34:23 AM  
I know how it ends, just not where . . .
 
2014-03-28 10:44:55 AM  
Maybe Michael Bay can add some lens flare and splodey things to make this entertaining?
 
2014-03-28 10:54:29 AM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Maybe Michael Bay can add some lens flare and splodey things to make this entertaining?


Add in JJ Abrams and the movie will be nothing but lens flare.
 
2014-03-28 11:14:55 AM  
If it's a porn, he can put his pinger in her black box.

/Giggity
 
2014-03-28 11:39:28 AM  
Who's going to play the blind girl?  Will Bronson Pinchot reprise his role?
 
2014-03-28 12:17:14 PM  
Has James Cameron fueled up his submarine?
 
2014-03-28 12:46:32 PM  

Stile4aly: Will Bronson Pinchot reprise his role?


i wouldn't mind seeing him get knocked the fark out with a toaster again.
 
2014-03-28 12:52:00 PM  

Stile4aly: Who's going to play the blind girl?  Will Bronson Pinchot reprise his role?


Dammit!
 
2014-03-28 03:30:19 PM  

born_yesterday: Stile4aly: Who's going to play the blind girl?  Will Bronson Pinchot reprise his role?

Dammit!


I watched that mess the other day and I was all like... "cousin Balky! NOOOOOoooooo!"
 
2014-03-28 03:56:31 PM  

wxboy: Have any "The Disappearance of Flight 370" specials aired on Discovery yet?  They're usually pretty good at throwing things together in a hurry.


MSNBC had one, but I don't think Discover has.

/I'll wait for the Mayday/Air Crash Investigation
 
2014-03-28 05:15:03 PM  
A couple of things need to happen here:

1) Everyone involved in this idea needs to be killed

Actually, that about covers it.
 
2014-03-28 08:54:30 PM  

Stile4aly: Who's going to play the blind girl?  Will Bronson Pinchot reprise his role?


Even if not, if hollywood's going to dig up every single B movie actor in a vain attempt to stay relevant - The balky should rise again...
 
2014-03-28 10:09:17 PM  
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Time for us to shine, boys!
 
2014-03-28 11:23:43 PM  

wxboy: Have any "The Disappearance of Flight 370" specials aired on Discovery yet?  They're usually pretty good at throwing things together in a hurry.


No, but there was one on either CNBC or MSNBC (probably the latter) last weekend.
 
2014-03-29 02:44:36 PM  
Didn't we already see that one?

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