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(CBC)   The world's shortest cat officially belongs to Canada. The US concedes defeat in the world's smallest cat race, but vow they will have the fattest cat in the world come hell or high water   ( divider line
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2014-03-28 08:28:33 AM  
2 votes:
What a very short cat may look like...

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2014-03-28 10:40:15 AM  
1 vote:
Ok if Rhode Islands is not possible, at least give it to me in semitrailer heights?
That is acceptable, i saw infographics.
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and please also add semitrailer to Rhode Island conversion. Thank you.
2014-03-28 09:22:23 AM  
1 vote:
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Canadian Cat is Canadian...
2014-03-28 08:52:04 AM  
1 vote:
A Tim Horton's cup is an official unit of measurement in Canada.  The Guinness certificate should state the cat is 1.5 Timmys tall.

Canada's next generation of robot arm for the space station will be designed using Timmys instead of the antiquated (and un-Canadian) metric system.
2014-03-28 08:37:22 AM  
1 vote:
Short or not, it still can lick its own junk.

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/got to use this .gif 3 times in 24 hours!!
2014-03-28 08:30:25 AM  
1 vote:
Pffft.  Dune Cat is clearly shorter.  And also has the power of prescience.

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2014-03-28 05:02:39 AM  
1 vote:
Man enters shop and approaches shopkeeper at counter.
Man    Good morning, I'd like to buy a cat.
Shopkeeper    Certainly sir. I've got a lovely terrier. (indicates a box on the counter
Man    (glancing in box) No, I want a cat really.
Shopkeeper    (taking box off counter and then putting it back on counter as if it is a different box) Oh yeah, how about that?
Man    (looking in box) No, that's the terrier.
Shopkeeper    Well, it's as near as dammit.
Man    Well what do you mean? I want a cat.
Shopkeeper    Listen, tell you what. I'll file its legs down a bit, take its snout out, stick a few wires through its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussy cat.
Man    Its not a proper cat.
Shopkeeper    What do you mean?
Man    Well it wouldn't meow.
Shopkeeper    Well it would howl a bit.
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