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(CBC)   The world's shortest cat officially belongs to Canada. The US concedes defeat in the world's smallest cat race, but vow they will have the fattest cat in the world come hell or high water   (cbc.ca) divider line 34
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2014-03-28 05:02:39 AM
Man enters shop and approaches shopkeeper at counter.
Man    Good morning, I'd like to buy a cat.
Shopkeeper    Certainly sir. I've got a lovely terrier. (indicates a box on the counter
Man    (glancing in box) No, I want a cat really.
Shopkeeper    (taking box off counter and then putting it back on counter as if it is a different box) Oh yeah, how about that?
Man    (looking in box) No, that's the terrier.
Shopkeeper    Well, it's as near as dammit.
Man    Well what do you mean? I want a cat.
Shopkeeper    Listen, tell you what. I'll file its legs down a bit, take its snout out, stick a few wires through its cheeks. There you are, a lovely pussy cat.
Man    Its not a proper cat.
Shopkeeper    What do you mean?
Man    Well it wouldn't meow.
Shopkeeper    Well it would howl a bit.
 
2014-03-28 08:14:11 AM
Gosh, I'd like to stroke her kitty cat, if you know what I mean.

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
 
2014-03-28 08:16:41 AM
Hmmmm. A cat shaped like a wiener dog in a house with stairs. I can see nothing but hip problems with this poor animal.
 
2014-03-28 08:18:18 AM
This shiat is cruel. A cat with a long, flexible back, that is unable to jump or climb. Hobby breeders disgust me. Come on.
 
2014-03-28 08:20:18 AM
Caturday tag a day early?
 
2014-03-28 08:21:16 AM

Bathysphere: This shiat is cruel. A cat with a long, flexible back, that is unable to jump or climb. Hobby breeders disgust me. Come on.


Kind of like a dog owner in a big city environment.  Inundated with the scent of other dogs every farking time they step outside, and faced with walls surrounding them every other minute of the day.  Farking cruel.
 
2014-03-28 08:21:16 AM
:(
 
2014-03-28 08:22:47 AM
How about highest cat?

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2014-03-28 08:26:59 AM
fark Kitchener.  They completely banned outdoor cats, city-wide.
 
2014-03-28 08:28:12 AM

Bathysphere: This shiat is cruel. A cat with a long, flexible back, that is unable to jump or climb. Hobby breeders disgust me. Come on.


Dude this cat can stand on its hind legs, what makes you think it can't jump or climb?  I know normal cats that can't do that.
 
2014-03-28 08:28:33 AM
What a very short cat may look like...

blog.stuttgarter-zeitung.de
 
2014-03-28 08:29:07 AM

DeathByGeekSquad: Bathysphere: This shiat is cruel. A cat with a long, flexible back, that is unable to jump or climb. Hobby breeders disgust me. Come on.

Kind of like a dog owner in a big city environment.  Inundated with the scent of other dogs every farking time they step outside, and faced with walls surrounding them every other minute of the day.  Farking cruel.


Yeah but I left the TV on while I was at work for 9 hours, so it's okay, cause he has a good view of the TV from his metal crate.
 
2014-03-28 08:29:59 AM

hitmanric: Hmmmm. A cat shaped like a wiener dog in a house with stairs. I can see nothing but hip problems with this poor animal.


My first thought as well. Poor kitty.
 
2014-03-28 08:30:25 AM
Pffft.  Dune Cat is clearly shorter.  And also has the power of prescience.

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2014-03-28 08:34:01 AM
Canadakota
 
2014-03-28 08:34:30 AM

Fritriac: What a very short cat may look like...

[blog.stuttgarter-zeitung.de image 567x450]


what the fark is that???  is that a cat with two legs??
 
2014-03-28 08:36:41 AM
www.ossmann.com
 
2014-03-28 08:37:22 AM
Short or not, it still can lick its own junk.

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/got to use this .gif 3 times in 24 hours!!
 
2014-03-28 08:43:48 AM

i.cbc.ca


Would you like to hold my pussy?

 
2014-03-28 08:45:35 AM

Gunboat: Fritriac: What a very short cat may look like...

[blog.stuttgarter-zeitung.de image 567x450]

what the fark is that???  is that a cat with two legs??


It's a trap! hoax!
 
2014-03-28 08:52:04 AM
A Tim Horton's cup is an official unit of measurement in Canada.  The Guinness certificate should state the cat is 1.5 Timmys tall.

Canada's next generation of robot arm for the space station will be designed using Timmys instead of the antiquated (and un-Canadian) metric system.
 
2014-03-28 08:54:21 AM
Freaks and mutants is how I would perfectly describe Kitchener.
 
2014-03-28 08:59:11 AM
What high water might look like:

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2014-03-28 09:14:38 AM
Sort of suitable for the owner of a mutant cat: Does that owner look a lot like one of the members of Atomic Kitten?
 
2014-03-28 09:22:23 AM
i.cbc.ca
Canadian Cat is Canadian...
 
2014-03-28 09:37:43 AM
Excellent; I can update my list of Things Kitchener Is Famous For:

1.  Hometown of Honest Geologist
2. HELIX
3. Oktoberfest
4. World's Shortest Cat
 
2014-03-28 09:47:42 AM

Mr. Oizo: A Tim Horton's cup is an official unit of measurement in Canada.  The Guinness certificate should state the cat is 1.5 Timmys tall.

Canada's next generation of robot arm for the space station will be designed using Timmys instead of the antiquated (and un-Canadian) metric system.


how many is that in Rhode Islands?
 
2014-03-28 09:54:21 AM

deniable_increlidibity: Mr. Oizo: A Tim Horton's cup is an official unit of measurement in Canada.  The Guinness certificate should state the cat is 1.5 Timmys tall.

Canada's next generation of robot arm for the space station will be designed using Timmys instead of the antiquated (and un-Canadian) metric system.

how many is that in Rhode Islands?


Let's see... times by two and add thirty...
 
2014-03-28 10:22:55 AM

Bathysphere: This shiat is cruel. A cat with a long, flexible back, that is unable to jump or climb. Hobby breeders disgust me. Come on.


Agreed, 110%.
 
2014-03-28 10:35:12 AM

moeburn: fark Kitchener.  They completely banned outdoor cats, city-wide.


You don't think that is a great idea?  I recently moved from Cambridge to Leamington, let me tell you about stray cats here.  They crap everywhere you hear them howling and fighting in the middle of the night, they are full of fleas and disease.  Without exaggerating I think there is 10 or 11 in my neighbourhood alone.  By the middle of summer, that number will likely triple.  Indoor cats are healthier and live longer.  I own a cat that never goes outside, if you could teach cats to stay on their own property that would be a different story but I'm tired of picking up cat crap in my gardens from either owners who let their cats wander the neighbourhood or just leave their damn cats and let them fend for themselves when they move and don't take the animal with them.
 
2014-03-28 10:40:15 AM
Ok if Rhode Islands is not possible, at least give it to me in semitrailer heights?
That is acceptable, i saw infographics.
i.imgur.com
and please also add semitrailer to Rhode Island conversion. Thank you.
 
2014-03-28 11:29:16 AM
The BafflerCat understands.

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2014-03-28 01:54:49 PM

moeburn: fark Kitchener.  They completely banned outdoor cats, city-wide.


Good. Cats belong indoors only, both for the sake of the cat and the local bird population. Indoor cats are healthier and live longer.
 
2014-03-29 02:42:23 AM
We must not allow a short cat gap with the Canadians, god only knows what they would do with it.
 
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