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(TeenHealthFX)   Sex with a Tree   ( ) divider line
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15690 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Dec 2001 at 3:03 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-12-09 03:05:16 AM  
yeah, thats already been here if anyone scanned down that teen sex question post a couple of days about nuther photoshopie...thingie....
2001-12-09 03:08:15 AM  
hmmm...can't find a right hand is I guess I'll go FARK A TREE!!!


2001-12-09 03:08:15 AM  
The Larch!
2001-12-09 03:09:32 AM  
so dad, what did you do before you met mom?

well, son...
2001-12-09 03:12:50 AM  
Where is Fb- with a "tree hugger" comment?
2001-12-09 03:16:09 AM  
Damned tree huggers farkers.
2001-12-09 03:17:16 AM  
WTF is that blob of flesh with leaves poking out of it? I don't know, but you can be sure...

Fb- is the father!
2001-12-09 03:23:58 AM  
Who's Fb-'s father?
2001-12-09 03:37:19 AM  
~Who's Fb-'s father?

Well, Fb- of course. Somehow, Fb- is his own father.
2001-12-09 03:38:26 AM  
I just cleaned my room... now there are no empty bottles to ash my cigarette in,.. nothing to step over in the dark when i have to piss... oooh why the hell did i clean my room, it feels so wrong, so unlike home. course my other 2 roomates did beat each other to a bloody pulp over who was going to do the dishes... so i am glad i cleaned my room, it kept me upstairs and busy during the chaos in the kitchen. mmm beer,.. in bottles... these empty bottles would look good on my desk filled with smoke butts... im gonna have to clean my room again soon...
2001-12-09 03:40:23 AM  
by the way.. is anyone else getting the pop up wind. with this comments thread... if so the WHAT THE fark ,.. and if not.. then i must have been that Free Porn email attachment that i downloaded and installed.
2001-12-09 03:40:49 AM  
hmmm . . . so if people are having sex with trees, is there tree porn for those who too much of a loser that they can't even get a tree to sleep with them?
2001-12-09 03:41:56 AM  
oh... and once i cant say F.....U....C....K... on a message board,... umm then maybe "the terrorists have already won"?
2001-12-09 03:43:09 AM  
Sorry about the earlier one, damn sites hoggin their images. Here it is again:
[image from too old to be available]
And a link just in case.
2001-12-09 03:43:13 AM  
Bodegas: I just got it . . . something about "smutty toons" . . . the the hell is that crap!
2001-12-09 03:44:38 AM  
Oops, link didn't work again. Here
2001-12-09 03:45:29 AM  
What the hell? Oh well, its too late at night and Im all high on Sudafed so Im gonna go to bed now.
2001-12-09 03:46:26 AM  
I just figured out that the whole pop up password thingy is becuase of Freak's link to smutty cartoons,... fark you freak and fark your links and your porn addiction... good god man.. at least look at pictures of real ppl... i mean shiat.. looking at cartoon porn is worse than watching TLC's Maternity Ward just for the pussy.
2001-12-09 03:47:05 AM  
this one is also funny
2001-12-09 03:48:31 AM  
Bodegas: The window is coming up on this piece of junk too. Free porn's usually worth about what you pay for it.
2001-12-09 03:48:55 AM  
what the fark is this smutty toons crap???
2001-12-09 03:49:52 AM  
fark you Bodegas I dont look at any damn toon porn, I dug this out of my email. Someone sent it to me thinking it was funny, and it fits this thread perfectly. Too bad Tripod wont let me link to it. Anyhow, sorry about the bug to everyone else. Here is one more try at linking to it, Image
2001-12-09 03:51:46 AM  
Oh great, now Drew's gonna kill me. Noone tell him please, I'm far too young and beautiful to die.
2001-12-09 03:51:49 AM  
dear god... someone with MOD abilities... DELETE FREAK'S post with the link to smuttycartoons.. if i see another pop up login window when i hit this comments board im gonna be forced to drink another beer...
2001-12-09 03:54:33 AM  
Just hit smuttytoons password login...drank another beer. WTF?
2001-12-09 03:54:35 AM  
Freak apology accepted... at least i think thats what it was... (bodegas bowing down to freak who appearantly has a lower acct. # than me) .. :)

FINALS ON MONDAY... someone kill me now... ill give you like 50cents
2001-12-09 04:04:44 AM  
Gives new meaning to the phrase "go fuçk a tree"
2001-12-09 04:06:57 AM  
What's worse: that someone tried to have a sex with a tree, or that psychologists have a term for it.
2001-12-09 04:13:26 AM  
That's it, Arbor Day has got to go...

Oh, well, never mind...[image from too old to be available]: Stop Shoving Your Dick In a Tree! Dumbass...
2001-12-09 05:08:55 AM  
The Artist Paul McCarthy had a huge animontric sculpture of a middle afed , balding ban farking a decidous tree. Thought ya'll would like to know .
2001-12-09 05:09:38 AM  
"What is it called when you have sex with a tree?"

Uh, incredibly weird?
2001-12-09 05:40:38 AM  
"What is it called when you have sex with a tree?"

Painful son, painful.
2001-12-09 05:52:30 AM  
Tree sap isn't very lubricating, I hear. See, I you have to warm up to the tree. They prefer some fore-play.
2001-12-09 05:56:31 AM  
Not as bad as having sex with a cactus.
2001-12-09 06:43:49 AM  
*sings*.... BABY WE DON'T HAVE TO TAKE OUR...BARKS OFF....TO HAVE A GOOD TIME...NO NO......mmmmm mmm mmmm
drill a nice sized hole in a pretty young redwood and slop some maple syrup in that there hole for some lubri-cation and you're good to go for a few rounds untill the lube runs out and your shlong get's a little raw!
2001-12-09 07:15:40 AM  
I took it from a tree once. Maybe that would explain why I..
2001-12-09 07:48:15 AM  
There must be some joke about 'getting wood' in here somewhere.

Would you use protection? Like a harness and hardhat?

Hmmm. Treeporn.
2001-12-09 08:07:56 AM  
The Weird Tag doesn't do justice to this article.
2001-12-09 08:09:16 AM  
Just pray there is nothing living in the hole.....
2001-12-09 08:10:21 AM  
Pick: Ever see the early 80's version of "Flash Gordon"?
2001-12-09 08:24:59 AM  
I saw a site one time that was devoted to sex with a car. It went into detail about lubricants, and types of cars. Dumb bastards
2001-12-09 08:29:17 AM  
Eskymo or woodies.... or pecker....

woodpecker ..... wait that's a bird not a tree porn star.
2001-12-09 08:36:25 AM  
I could have sworn sex with a tree was called dendrophelia.
2001-12-09 08:41:58 AM  
C'mon people !
No "Evil Dead" references yet ?
2001-12-09 08:48:09 AM  
Splinters suck
2001-12-09 08:49:13 AM  
I can't stop reading the teen sex questions.
2001-12-09 09:15:17 AM  
Sexual pleasures and gratification derived from unusual sources are commonly referred to as Philias...

Is it just me or does that statement make little sense?

2001-12-09 09:16:15 AM  
god damn tree huggers. i knew they were nothing but trouble!
2001-12-09 09:17:21 AM  
Wintermute: LoL
2001-12-09 09:18:08 AM  
I saw a German sex show on TV once, and they had a feature on tree sex. They had this bloke rubbing himself up against the bark, no knotholes or anything like that though.
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