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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Westboro Baptist Church, who preach their hate citing the first amendment are planning on picketing a liquor store that put up a sign that reads: Fred Phelps 1929-2014 Champagne 10% off Not a coincidence   (kfor.com) divider line 21
    More: Ironic, Westboro Baptist Church, Fred Phelps, Baptist church  
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2014-03-28 05:34:18 AM  
13 votes:
For once, I agree with the WBC, they should picket that liquor store for the 10% off sign. It is crass, in poor taste, and not appropriate.

Fred Phelps dying should result in at least a 20% discount on champagne.
2014-03-28 08:36:53 AM  
7 votes:
Jews don't recognize the divinity of Jesus, Protestants don't recognize the authority of the pope, but everybody's going to recognize the Baptists at the liquor store.
2014-03-28 08:39:05 AM  
5 votes:
Very good.  Now if the LGBT community would come together an coordinate a nationwide gay bar initiative to offer free blow jobs to all comers in honor of Phelps' passing they'd wear out the Westboro weenies.
2014-03-28 03:56:17 PM  
2 votes:

Arcturus72: Sofa King Smart: I propose everyone who gets 'threatened' in the future of being protested against by WBC should make up a bunch of Fred Phelps dummies and carry them to the protest and parade them around kind of weekend at Bernie's style... just to make the WBC people feel at home.

I was thinking more along the lines of Catching Fire, where Katniss took the dummy and made it look like the previous games master...

For those of you who haven't read the books or seen the movie, take a dummy and make it look like the person, then paint their name on it and hang it from a tree...


I don't think implied violence works on them. They'd be far more offended if you just stood there with a shovel and your creepy replica, with dried mayonnaise smeared over key parts of it.
2014-03-28 09:53:41 AM  
2 votes:

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: MythDragon: TheGogmagog: I had a momosa in his memory.

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You celebrated by dancing?

Mamushka


HEY!
2014-03-28 09:08:04 AM  
2 votes:

mr_a: For once, I agree with the WBC, they should picket that liquor store for the 10% off sign. It is crass, in poor taste, and not appropriate.

Fred Phelps dying should result in at least a 20% discount on champagne.


It should be 20% off champagne served by the glass by dudes in bow ties and G strings, with each bottle being opened by shaking it a bit then popping it onto a picture of Phelps, but their liquor license probably doesn't allow for serving by the glass.
2014-03-28 08:57:06 AM  
2 votes:
er'body pour one out for yer ded homies...

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wait, this is Fred Phelps... screw that... er'body drink up!   line for the 'latrine' forms over there... where the flowers are...
2014-03-28 08:40:19 AM  
2 votes:
So... what signs are the WBC loonies going to be bringing?

YOU HURT OUR FEEWINGS
WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE THIS SALE IN TIME FOR THE FUNERAL
GOD HATES PBR
CHAMPAGNE IS FOR SISSIES
2014-03-28 04:38:54 PM  
1 votes:
Welcome them with open arms. Sell out entire stock in 20 minutes.

Thanks, Fred!
2014-03-28 04:15:56 PM  
1 votes:

DarkVader: Besides, Fred Phelps did more for LGBT rights than a thousand pride parades.


I still think the whole thing was some kind of weird performance art.  He was just too perfect of an enemy.
2014-03-28 03:36:34 PM  
1 votes:

Arcturus72: Sofa King Smart: I propose everyone who gets 'threatened' in the future of being protested against by WBC should make up a bunch of Fred Phelps dummies and carry them to the protest and parade them around kind of weekend at Bernie's style... just to make the WBC people feel at home.

I was thinking more along the lines of Catching Fire, where Katniss took the dummy and made it look like the previous games master...

For those of you who haven't read the books or seen the movie, take a dummy and make it look like the person, then paint their name on it and hang it from a tree...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoEfMiVknWY
2014-03-28 12:34:48 PM  
1 votes:
Just use the exact same signs the WBC uses, just with Freddie as the target: Fred Burns In Hell, Thank God For Heart Failure (or Excommunication), God Hates the Phelps "Family", Fred Burns In Hell Now, "Phelps Dies, God Laughs", that sort of thing.

/You reap what you sow.
2014-03-28 12:07:08 PM  
1 votes:
Why do you always go fishing with two baptists?  Because if you only take one, he drinks all the beer.
2014-03-28 09:34:10 AM  
1 votes:

MythDragon: TheGogmagog: I had a momosa in his memory.

[application.denofgeek.com image 480x261]

You celebrated by dancing?


Mamushka
2014-03-28 09:19:08 AM  
1 votes:

TheGogmagog: I had a momosa in his memory.


application.denofgeek.com

You celebrated by dancing?
2014-03-28 08:55:46 AM  
1 votes:
Its like getting a troupe of clown to perform outside your business for free.

Great publicity even though everyone hates them - just like clowns.
2014-03-28 08:53:00 AM  
1 votes:

doubled99: Guess it's just not possible to ignore these people, huh?


Ignoring them isn't nearly so much fun as mocking them.
2014-03-28 08:50:50 AM  
1 votes:

doubled99: Guess it's just not possible to ignore these people, huh?


Sure it is.

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/yes, yes, I know.
2014-03-28 08:44:45 AM  
1 votes:
Meh. It's the liquor store's right to oppose the WBC, and it's the WBC's right to oppose them right back, and it's Farkers' right to oppose the WBC's opposition, and it's turtles all the way down.

This is how freedom of speech works. Nobody has the right to stand unopposed.
2014-03-28 08:37:27 AM  
1 votes:
I am glad someone, somewhere is profiting from his death.
2014-03-28 02:24:04 AM  
1 votes:
It wouldn't surprise me at all if the Phelps family owned that store.
 
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