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(Stuff.co.nz)   Artist arrested in Paris for walking around naked with live rooster leashed to his penis. "They can't stop me being an artist. Art is my alternative to suicide." (Not safe for work)   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 65
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2014-03-28 12:36:22 AM  
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2014-03-28 12:43:42 AM  
Well I can understand that

/roosters should never be leashed
 
2014-03-28 01:17:43 AM  
I've heard of the cock of the walk, but that's the walk of the cock.
 
2014-03-28 01:21:25 AM  
"The defendant was cited for using an unsafe leash which could tighten if pulled, creating a risk of choking his chicken."
 
2014-03-28 02:04:36 AM  
Chicken Dude, what's the matter with you?
 
2014-03-28 02:30:27 AM  
Modern art should be a capital offense.
 
2014-03-28 02:32:24 AM  

Mike_LowELL: Modern art should be a capital offense.


This would be Contemporary art, not Modern art
 
2014-03-28 02:38:45 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Mike_LowELL: Modern art should be a capital offense.

This would be Contemporary art, not Modern art


Your point is taken.  Either way, modern art was the disease and contemporary art is the tumor.
 
2014-03-28 02:56:35 AM  
he has done it more than once.  actually, he seems to pull these stunts quite often
 
2014-03-28 03:25:12 AM  
Was he asking women on the street if they wanted to pet his cock?
 
2014-03-28 07:15:41 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I've heard of the cock of the walk, but that's the walk of the cock.


Because I probably won't remember to come back and [funny] this if the thread is green, +1.
 
2014-03-28 07:46:47 AM  
when in rome
 
2014-03-28 08:05:22 AM  

21-7-b: when in rome


That would involve donkeys.
 
2014-03-28 08:10:44 AM  
Why did the performance artist cross the road?
 
2014-03-28 08:48:59 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-28 08:59:20 AM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-28 08:59:35 AM  
"But honey... this one's eating my popcorn!"
 
2014-03-28 08:59:47 AM  
Keep walking that chicken.
 
2014-03-28 08:59:49 AM  
Someone desperately needs attention!
 
2014-03-28 09:01:03 AM  
He's the cock of the walk.
 
2014-03-28 09:02:05 AM  
Animal cruelty is so edgy.
 
2014-03-28 09:04:28 AM  
I saw the name Cohen and got all excited.  I was hoping that Sacha got caught filming his next movie as the pictures seem right in line with his style and size.  Le sigh.....
 
2014-03-28 09:04:33 AM  
That's so fowl.
 
2014-03-28 09:04:44 AM  
That is just fowl.  He's getting eggsactly what he deserves for ruffling feathers.
 
2014-03-28 09:04:48 AM  
Please kill yourself you pretentious weirdo.
 
2014-03-28 09:06:16 AM  
Yo, I would to see a tape 'cause that's just weird. You know he white, right?
 
2014-03-28 09:06:31 AM  

Yaw String: That's so fowl.


Birds of a feather.
 
2014-03-28 09:06:51 AM  
So really Swiss cheese perv was just an artist ahead of his time.
 
2014-03-28 09:08:01 AM  
just one cock walking another cock
 
2014-03-28 09:08:43 AM  

Mike_LowELL: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Mike_LowELL: Modern art should be a capital offense.

This would be Contemporary art, not Modern art

Your point is taken.  Either way, modern art was the disease and contemporary art is the tumor.


I should become a modern artist. It seems really easy. Put on a gorilla suit, grab an AR and a copy of the constitution, and run through the streets gibbering madly. Pretentious twats will love it for being "edgy", and anyone who points out it's crap will be decried as "uncultured". Best job ever!
 
2014-03-28 09:08:52 AM  
We need more cowbell.
 
2014-03-28 09:12:56 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Mike_LowELL: Modern art should be a capital offense.

This would be Contemporary art, not Modern art


You're both wrong. This is a disturbed man walking his cock, with his cock.
 
2014-03-28 09:14:23 AM  
"...onlookers stickybeak at Steve Cohen's performance."

So, were they fapping or giving one another bj's?  The world wants to know!
 
2014-03-28 09:14:31 AM  

CJHardin: I saw the name Cohen and got all excited.  I was hoping that Sacha got caught filming his next movie as the pictures seem right in line with his style and size.  Le sigh.....


Could have been worse.  I think of wild bunnies when I hear that name.
the wild bunny still has to be the funniest WTF moment from a game.
 
2014-03-28 09:15:19 AM  
i.imgur.com
/wanted for questioning?
 
2014-03-28 09:15:47 AM  
There's an attitude that anything you want to call art becomes art, and that anyone who says otherwise is a terrible, culture-less person.  That said, there are lines that must be drawn.  This is not art, it's a stupid, tasteless attention-grab.  I hope he gets some help.
 
2014-03-28 09:17:36 AM  
A thousand Euros is a poultry sum to be paid for such a fowl act.
 
2014-03-28 09:25:18 AM  

bearded clamorer: Why did the performance artist cross the road?

I lolzed.
 
2014-03-28 09:26:37 AM  

sithon: Was he asking women on the street if they wanted to pet his cock?


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2014-03-28 09:32:02 AM  
Poor man is insane. Somebody put him in a padded room with a nice jacket covered in straps.
 
2014-03-28 09:33:02 AM  
Now that's what I call, a sticky situation.
 
2014-03-28 09:35:04 AM  

Mike_LowELL: ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: Mike_LowELL: Modern art should be a capital offense.

This would be Contemporary art, not Modern art

Your point is taken.  Either way, modern art was the disease and contemporary art is the tumor.


And you know who else used to say something a lot like this...


/This guy isn't an artist, just mentally ill.
 
2014-03-28 09:49:16 AM  
So he was cold cocked.
 
2014-03-28 09:52:15 AM  

Pattuq: There's an attitude that anything you want to call art becomes art, and that anyone who says otherwise is a terrible, culture-less person.  That said, there are lines that must be drawn.  This is not art, it's a stupid, tasteless attention-grab.


Your first sentence makes more sense than the rest. Since almost a century ago, anything can be art if you want it to. Nobody had the authority to "draw lines" and to say what's the difference between art and "a stupid, tasteless attention-grab".

So if this guy says it's art, that's fine by me. And if he breaks a law doing his art, he gets a fine, which is fine by me.
 
2014-03-28 10:00:05 AM  

Ilmarinen: Pattuq: There's an attitude that anything you want to call art becomes art, and that anyone who says otherwise is a terrible, culture-less person.  That said, there are lines that must be drawn.  This is not art, it's a stupid, tasteless attention-grab.

Your first sentence makes more sense than the rest. Since almost a century ago, anything can be art if you want it to. Nobody had the authority to "draw lines" and to say what's the difference between art and "a stupid, tasteless attention-grab".

So if this guy says it's art, that's fine by me. And if he breaks a law doing his art, he gets a fine, which is fine by me.


In most places it's illegal to take your cocks out in public.
 
2014-03-28 10:02:46 AM  
Who am I to judge another man's kink? That said, let's not confuse fetish with art.
 
2014-03-28 10:18:14 AM  

Pattuq: There's an attitude that anything you want to call art becomes art, and that anyone who says otherwise is a terrible, culture-less person.  That said, there are lines that must be drawn.  This is not art, it's a stupid, tasteless attention-grab.  I hope he gets some help.


Read "From Dawn to Decadence" by Barzun.  It's long, but, well worth it.  And it's pretty pessimistic.
 
2014-03-28 10:44:56 AM  
My instinct is to call this guy an attention-whoring retard, encourage his suicidal thinking, and use his claims to that being "art" as a general attack on all art.

However, the better part of me is thinking, wow that man needs some professional help, he clearly has some mental problems. Good luck to him, and that chicken.
 
2014-03-28 10:59:50 AM  
Those shoes are hideous. Have some pride, Mr. Artist.
 
2014-03-28 12:10:57 PM  
Some dick with a cock attached to his dong.
 
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