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(KOAT Albuquerque)   Man sees divinity in sliced potato - The Greatest Story Ever Boiled   (koat.com ) divider line 25
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2014-03-28 07:38:48 AM  
i527.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-28 07:40:59 AM  
Hot Cross Potato.  Hot Cross Potato.  One a penny, two a penny, Hot Cross Potato.

/former musical prodigy
 
2014-03-28 07:41:13 AM  
I see God every time I type or write a lowercase t
 
2014-03-28 07:41:58 AM  
I wonder how high he can count?
 
2014-03-28 07:42:11 AM  
Greatest story ever sauteed in oil and garlic with onions and peppers.
 
2014-03-28 07:43:49 AM  
How is this news?
 
2014-03-28 07:44:29 AM  
At the Last Supper, how come no one sat at the other side of the table?
 
2014-03-28 07:50:42 AM  

Creoena: I see God every time I type or write a lowercase t


T is for truth, which will set you free.
 
2014-03-28 07:53:16 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Potato: It's what's for dinner at The Derp Supper.
 
2014-03-28 07:54:28 AM  
www.jamesmaybe.com
The Even Derper Supper
 
2014-03-28 07:54:44 AM  
For laughs I scrolled through the pics on the bottom of the page. It was one long Jesus and Mary chain until I found one that claimed to be "Mother Theresa" on a cutting board. It made me think-- why Mother Theresa and not Mary? And then I realized it must be because of the cutting board / Calcutta connection.
 
2014-03-28 07:55:25 AM  
img.fark.net

Uncanny.
 
2014-03-28 08:08:43 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-28 08:09:24 AM  
 
2014-03-28 08:30:37 AM  
Only Begotten Spud
Lion of the Tribe of Tuber
Yam of God
 
2014-03-28 08:34:07 AM  
i44.tinypic.com
 
2014-03-28 08:34:58 AM  

bearded clamorer: Only Begotten Spud
Lion of the Tribe of Tuber
Yam of God


Keep it up and you'll find yourself nailed to the Old Russet Cross
 
2014-03-28 08:37:49 AM  

Devolving_Spud: bearded clamorer: Only Begotten Spud
Lion of the Tribe of Tuber
Yam of God

Keep it up and you'll find yourself nailed to the Old Russet Cross


+1
 
2014-03-28 08:51:44 AM  
Roasted potatoes on a burning bush with a side of snake.
 
2014-03-28 09:34:56 AM  
So any vaugley humanoid shape is automatically Jesus or Mary and not Ted Nugent or Eliza Dushku?
 
2014-03-28 09:37:45 AM  
www.labouillette.com
Click here to see what people are calling "The holy grail of wieght loss'
Eat this one weird food and never die again.
 
2014-03-28 12:15:21 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-28 01:39:27 PM  
I see potato disease.

I was very brave and Googled "potato disease" images. I did not find the precise affliction I was looking for, however.

It's very common, though, and it often takes the shape of a cross or star, presumably because it grows with the potato.

They say that you should write about what you know, but if that is true, Stephen King should be the author of agricultural monographs on the diseases of Maine potatoes rather than horror stories, wouldn't he?

I wonder if it would take me long to add him to my family tree. I have Kings in Maine but they're buried underneath royality in Europe. From a purely genealogical point of view, nobility and royalty are Royal Pains in the Ass. They change their names and titles more often than they wash their hands. Also their birthdates and so forth are pretty wonky back in the Middle Ages. It's almost all guess work sometimes. Drat people who have more than one birthday a year.
 
2014-03-28 03:12:14 PM  
I didn't know Jesus could juggle? That's pretty cool.


www.koat.com
 
2014-03-29 01:00:26 AM  
Jesus Christ Superstarch
 
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