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(Daily Mail)   The government of Denmark would like its citizens to go forth and multiply while on vacation   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 54
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2014-03-27 11:41:59 PM
Seems like a lot of work.
 
2014-03-27 11:45:22 PM
That's one great dane.
 
2014-03-27 11:46:25 PM
Send the females to me.
 
2014-03-27 11:51:09 PM
der danske wimmens ist mucho bonita

nom nom nom nom
 
2014-03-27 11:53:27 PM
"to support the ageing population" aka fark for the geriatrics
 
2014-03-27 11:53:50 PM
I'll go there and bang their women if they pay for the flight and my stay.....
 
2014-03-27 11:54:44 PM
I just watched an episode of Vikings.

Sending Danes away on vacation to have sex doesn't make the country many friends.
 
2014-03-27 11:55:04 PM
I'd move to Kobenhaven tomorrow if they'd let me.

/Skol!
 
2014-03-27 11:55:18 PM
GIS for Danish chicks:

img514.imageshack.us
 
2014-03-27 11:57:17 PM
The actual ad is much funnier.
 
2014-03-28 12:00:12 AM
if you are an American guy with a somewhat outgoing personality and a somewhat decent physique, go to Denmark. You'll get more pussy than you can handle.
 
2014-03-28 12:02:19 AM
Having had an affair with a gorgeous Danish blonde, I can highly recommend the course of action, and would be happy to volunteer my services to the ladies of Denmark.

/really, if she was any indication, Danish women are God's gift to hetero men
 
2014-03-28 12:06:04 AM
i276.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-28 12:11:23 AM
There's something randy in the State of Denmark.
 
2014-03-28 12:12:00 AM
The gay guys are pissed. I liked the short guy's expression, "Wait a second."
 
2014-03-28 12:12:49 AM

HotWingAgenda: GIS for Danish chicks:

[img514.imageshack.us image 328x470]


They can sprinkle breadcrumbs on my ymer anytime!
 
2014-03-28 12:14:18 AM

uber humper: if you are an American guy with a somewhat outgoing personality and a somewhat decent physique, go to Denmark. You'll get more pussy than you can handle.


you must be lost.
 
2014-03-28 12:15:32 AM
As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed
 
2014-03-28 12:15:33 AM

HotWingAgenda: GIS for Danish chicks:


I'd like to glaze those Danishes.
 
2014-03-28 12:16:47 AM
I like the subtle imagery..

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-28 12:18:12 AM

DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed


www.comedy.co.uk

Lucky...luck...luck..luck...
 
2014-03-28 12:20:48 AM

DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed


Har hun en søster, vel?
 
2014-03-28 12:22:05 AM

Mad_Radhu: HotWingAgenda: GIS for Danish chicks:

I'd like to glaze those Danishes.


Actually I think they're looking for eclairs more than glazed.
 
2014-03-28 12:29:16 AM

DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed


Pics or it didn't happen...  For research of course...
 
2014-03-28 12:31:44 AM

lohphat: DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed

Har hun en søster, vel?


Nej, desvaerre.
 
2014-03-28 12:33:06 AM
GIS for hot Dane:

www.boiseweekly.com
 
2014-03-28 12:36:09 AM
Multiply?
They were told there would be no math.

/Because they're on vacation.
 
2014-03-28 12:36:14 AM
I love Danish women.

img.welt.de
 
2014-03-28 12:46:37 AM

DesertDemonWY: lohphat: DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed

Har hun en søster, vel?

Nej, desvaerre.


eller en mor, da?
 
2014-03-28 12:48:05 AM

lohphat: DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed

Har hun en søster, vel?


A møøse ønce impregnated my sister, ønce
 
2014-03-28 12:55:04 AM
The browning of Danmark. Solution: embargo all contraceptives
 
2014-03-28 01:02:26 AM

macross87: lohphat: DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed

Har hun en søster, vel?

A møøse ønce impregnated my sister, ønce


lmao. In Canada?
 
2014-03-28 01:07:17 AM

some_beer_drinker: macross87: lohphat: DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed

Har hun en søster, vel?

A møøse ønce impregnated my sister, ønce

lmao. In Canada?


No, Riverdale.
/And Midge was pissed.
 
2014-03-28 01:10:38 AM
Makes sense, it's hard to be attracted to anyone while in Denmark since they're all under three layers of jackets.

(That said, I was lucky enough to travel to Copenhagen and I instantly fell in love with the place.)
 
2014-03-28 01:16:02 AM
Not a bookmark.
 
2014-03-28 01:46:38 AM

joonyer: I'd move to Kobenhaven tomorrow if they'd let me.

/Skol!



Mig også.
 
2014-03-28 02:15:36 AM
White people having kids? What is this, the 20th century?
 
2014-03-28 02:18:19 AM

FizixJunkee: joonyer: I'd move to Kobenhaven tomorrow if they'd let me.

/Skol!


Mig også.


Solvang doesn't do it for me either.

Just looking for someone interested in US green card. Nookie at own discretion.
 
2014-03-28 02:21:49 AM
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-28 02:27:05 AM

God-is-a-Taco: White people having kids? What is this, the 20th century?


The more affluent and successful a society gets, the older the marrying age and the fewer children they will have.

It can almost get amusing seeing those graphs dip, country by country.
 
2014-03-28 03:51:56 AM

lohphat: Mad_Radhu: HotWingAgenda: GIS for Danish chicks:

I'd like to glaze those Danishes.

Actually I think they're looking for eclairs more than glazed.


lol
 
2014-03-28 05:03:13 AM
Almost made a post about hot Dutch female singers.. but then I realized, wrong country.  Pretty close, though.
 
2014-03-28 05:43:39 AM
Its a pity Danes are so nice (unless you're an animal in the ZOO), otherwise it could just selectively import all the hot girls from Moldova.

That would allivate several problems.


But nooo, we can't because that would be immoral. :(
 
2014-03-28 05:53:27 AM
Do we really need more Danes? With their clean, friendly cities, cheap beer, and completely unintelligible language?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

(headed to Copenhagen for a Beer/Tivoli vacation soon) :)
 
2014-03-28 06:34:02 AM
It's a trap! This is Denmark. They'll euthanize you!
 
2014-03-28 06:36:54 AM
Don't Scandinavian women prefer Med guys anyway?
 
2014-03-28 08:26:40 AM
I think the problem is pretty obvious. A Danish doesnt have a hole
 
2014-03-28 11:12:40 AM

The Fifth Dentist: I think the problem is pretty obvious. A Danish doesnt have a hole


You sir.....HAVE WON!
 
2014-03-28 11:40:51 AM
Quite frankly, if you want to encourage people to have kids you are just going to have to give a bounty per kid and other bennies.

Kids are ridiculously expensive, even in free daycare and university Denmark.
 
2014-03-28 11:41:56 AM

noblewolf: DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed

Pics or it didn't happen...  For research of course...


I'd love to post a picture. But since this is FARK, I'm sure I'd regret it

ox45tallboy: DesertDemonWY: lohphat: DesertDemonWY: As someone who's engaged to a Danish national, I'm getting a kick out of these comments. She just told me if Danes are having 46% more sex on vacation, we'd never leave the hotel room.

/I'm a very lucky guy
//off to bed

Har hun en søster, vel?

Nej, desvaerre.

eller en mor, da?


Of course she does, everyone has a mother. And hers is hotter than yours
 
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