fluffy2097: Rani13:I guess this woman is really proficient at giving bj's if she can give one in her sleep.I've woken up with a cock in my mouth more then once, but I never thought i could collect a payday from it.
some_beer_drinker: fusillade762: She told the court she was angry that Formby had not faced 'a more serious charge like rape'.Wow, if I went to jail every time some drunk chick unbuttoned my pants and gave me a beej I'd... well, I'd be in jail.me too. luckily a cop has never tried to do that to me, otherwise i'd be in jail for cop murder.
fluffy2097: kendelrio: /and that was the sound of your profile counter (if you have one) blowing up.I suspect they will be disappointed. Which is always amusing.
kendelrio: /and that was the sound of your profile counter (if you have one) blowing up.
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