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(Daily Mail)   Woman who performed a sex act on a uniformed police officer wins £6,600 in damages for the psychological damage it caused   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
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2014-03-28 12:31:15 AM  
She told the court she was angry that Formby had not faced 'a more serious charge like rape'.

Wow, if I went to jail every time some drunk chick unbuttoned my pants and gave me a beej I'd... well, I'd be in jail.
 
2014-03-28 12:59:31 AM  

fusillade762: She told the court she was angry that Formby had not faced 'a more serious charge like rape'.

Wow, if I went to jail every time some drunk chick unbuttoned my pants and gave me a beej I'd... well, I'd be in jail.


me too. luckily a cop has never tried to do that to me, otherwise i'd be in jail for cop murder.
 
2014-03-28 01:06:17 AM  
Badge bunny's bj brings bonus?
 
2014-03-28 01:18:12 AM  

some_beer_drinker: fusillade762: She told the court she was angry that Formby had not faced 'a more serious charge like rape'.

Wow, if I went to jail every time some drunk chick unbuttoned my pants and gave me a beej I'd... well, I'd be in jail.

me too. luckily a cop has never tried to do that to me, otherwise i'd be in jail for cop murder.


Really? I'd just sit back and enjoy the BJ.
 
2014-03-28 01:29:02 AM  
The Met?  They of all people should know better than to get a beej from a fat lady before she sings.
 
2014-03-28 06:29:29 AM  

some_beer_drinker: fusillade762: She told the court she was angry that Formby had not faced 'a more serious charge like rape'.

Wow, if I went to jail every time some drunk chick unbuttoned my pants and gave me a beej I'd... well, I'd be in jail.

me too. luckily a cop has never tried to do that to me, otherwise i'd be in jail for cop murder.


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2014-03-28 06:33:47 AM  
Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. She calls in a "assault" 911 call, then when the cop gets there..she decides that the normal and reasonable thing most assault victims do when talking to responding officers is give them a bj? Then, after it's all over, he calls back for more of the same, and she files a complaint and sues getting a nice fat payout? Really? The guy loses his job (which he should have) and gets his picture plastered all over the internet, but not one pic of her. Hmmm...her name or pic cant be exposed for legal reasons, but they can ruin this guys life for letting some crazy whore blow him.

/As has been mentioned here hundreds if not thousands of times, dont stick your dick in crazy.
 
2014-03-28 06:34:02 AM  
Well here's a shocking development, alcohol was involved.

I'll tell you what, yeah I'll tell you what. How bout a kiss?
 
2014-03-28 06:34:43 AM  
Checking her ass for Braille.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-28 06:39:10 AM  
I don't think she'll be getting that price for a blowjob going forward.
 
2014-03-28 06:49:13 AM  
Go Feminism!

/Your way out after doing something you regret.
//Only costs one man his job per use.
 
2014-03-28 06:50:00 AM  
Awarding the woman more than £6,000 in damages today, a judge said Formby (pictured) 'should have put judgment before desire'

Not likely as events proved.
 
2014-03-28 06:54:14 AM  
FTA "The woman later insisted she had no memory of what happened until she 'woke up' during the sex act"

I guess this woman is really proficient at giving bj's if she can give one in her sleep.

?giggty
 
2014-03-28 06:55:19 AM  
Rani13:

I guess this woman is really proficient at giving bj's if she can give one in her sleep.


I've woken up with a cock in my mouth more then once, but I never thought i could collect a payday from it.
 
2014-03-28 07:03:47 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. She calls in a "assault" 911 call, then when the cop gets there..she decides that the normal and reasonable thing most assault victims do when talking to responding officers is give them a bj? Then, after it's all over, he calls back for more of the same, and she files a complaint and sues getting a nice fat payout? Really? The guy loses his job (which he should have) and gets his picture plastered all over the internet, but not one pic of her. Hmmm...her name or pic cant be exposed for legal reasons, but they can ruin this guys life for letting some crazy whore blow him.

/As has been mentioned here hundreds if not thousands of times, dont stick your dick in crazy.


A-farking-men
 
2014-03-28 07:06:32 AM  

fluffy2097: Rani13:

I guess this woman is really proficient at giving bj's if she can give one in her sleep.


I've woken up with a cock in my mouth more then once, but I never thought i could collect a payday from it.


I've been meaning to apologize for that too. My dick do roam occasionally.

/and that was the sound of your profile counter (if you have one) blowing up.
 
2014-03-28 07:10:37 AM  

fluffy2097: I've woken up with a cock in my mouth more then once, but I never thought i could collect a payday from it.


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2014-03-28 07:10:46 AM  

kendelrio: /and that was the sound of your profile counter (if you have one) blowing up.


I suspect they will be disappointed. Which is always amusing.
 
2014-03-28 07:19:17 AM  
Cripes I hope my GF wont sue me for suprising her this morning. She started it though laying there naked snoring, woke me up.
 
2014-03-28 07:19:45 AM  

fluffy2097: kendelrio: /and that was the sound of your profile counter (if you have one) blowing up.

I suspect they will be disappointed. Which is always amusing.


So will the 100's of farkers that try to to wake their S.O. up with a UCIM tomorrow, which is also amusing.
 
2014-03-28 07:22:43 AM  
He sound clearly be professionally reprimanded, possible fired.

But I'm not sure why she should get compensation.
 
2014-03-28 07:23:39 AM  
www.yodawg.com
 
2014-03-28 07:24:02 AM  

Bungles: He sound clearly be professionally reprimanded, possible fired.

But I'm not sure why she should get compensation.


because female.
 
2014-03-28 07:31:34 AM  

Bungles: He sound clearly be professionally reprimanded, possible fired.

But I'm not sure why she should get compensation.



Yeah. That sounds about right.  Getting nookie on the clock is a fireable offence in the corporate world, it should be obvious LEO aren't allowed to either. Thats bad judgement.
 
2014-03-28 07:38:20 AM  
This story wouldn't have made the news without this priceless photo:
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Never stick your dik in crazy but in this case.... It's pretty farkin crazy to let some chick who was filing a report start going to town.

I wonder how this will affect her original complaint.
 
2014-03-28 07:56:24 AM  
Warning to all men: women are using date rape drugs called blowjobs to lure men into scams called relationships.
 
2014-03-28 08:01:34 AM  
She was just PLEADING HER CASE.
 
2014-03-28 08:29:39 AM  

Bungles: He sound clearly be professionally reprimanded, possible fired. But I'm not sure why she should get compensation.


Yes and yes. This is pretty farked up. It can all be boiled down to trading money for sex. The reverse here is that he was the target of her desire, yet she still gets paid. I wonder how many times this only encourages the same behaviour once that payload runs dry. Compensating women for the choices that they initiated sure feels like pandering to me. We're treating her like a child. I don't care that she was drinking.

Both were wrong in what they did. Moreso him because he was in uniform, which is why he should possibly be fired, but to give money the other way? Rewarding self destructive behaviour. I don't get it.
 
2014-03-28 08:29:56 AM  
It's not right, but I have a hard time feeling bad for the guy.

I'm curious which contributes more to rape culture: a cop taking liberties with the drunk woman, or a judge and jury who go along with her victim story.
 
2014-03-28 08:32:02 AM  
Just seems to me, it's hard to stay uninformed when someone's performing a sex act on you.

/oh
 
2014-03-28 08:41:09 AM  
Godddamn, pussy is really expensive.
 
2014-03-28 08:45:33 AM  

fluffy2097: Rani13:

I guess this woman is really proficient at giving bj's if she can give one in her sleep.


I've woken up with a cock in my mouth more then once, but I never thought i could collect a payday from it.


ORLY? How U doin?
 
2014-03-28 09:01:16 AM  

fluffy2097: Rani13:

I guess this woman is really proficient at giving bj's if she can give one in her sleep.


I've woken up with a cock in my mouth more then once, but I never thought i could collect a payday from it.


your name should be fluffer2097
 
2014-03-28 09:40:11 AM  
Ho got paid.
 
2014-03-28 09:54:11 AM  
this might an actual case of legiti-rape.
 
2014-03-28 09:57:11 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. She calls in a "assault" 911 call, then when the cop gets there..she decides that the normal and reasonable thing most assault victims do when talking to responding officers is give them a bj? Then, after it's all over, he calls back for more of the same, and she files a complaint and sues getting a nice fat payout? Really? The guy loses his job (which he should have) and gets his picture plastered all over the internet, but not one pic of her. Hmmm...her name or pic cant be exposed for legal reasons, but they can ruin this guys life for letting some crazy whore blow him.

/As has been mentioned here hundreds if not thousands of times, dont stick your dick in crazy.


You've obviously never seen "Fat Slags".
 
2014-03-28 10:06:19 AM  

Fafai: Bungles: He sound clearly be professionally reprimanded, possible fired. But I'm not sure why she should get compensation.

Yes and yes. This is pretty farked up. It can all be boiled down to trading money for sex. The reverse here is that he was the target of her desire, yet she still gets paid. I wonder how many times this only encourages the same behaviour once that payload runs dry. Compensating women for the choices that they initiated sure feels like pandering to me. We're treating her like a child. I don't care that she was drinking.

Both were wrong in what they did. Moreso him because he was in uniform, which is why he should possibly be fired, but to give money the other way? Rewarding self destructive behaviour. I don't get it.


Given the amount awarded, she is really just being paid to go away after tricking a cop into committing a firing offense.

A fine specimen of feminine pulchritude I'm sure.
 
2014-03-28 10:07:29 AM  

Animatronik: Fafai: Bungles: He sound clearly be professionally reprimanded, possible fired. But I'm not sure why she should get compensation.

Yes and yes. This is pretty farked up. It can all be boiled down to trading money for sex. The reverse here is that he was the target of her desire, yet she still gets paid. I wonder how many times this only encourages the same behaviour once that payload runs dry. Compensating women for the choices that they initiated sure feels like pandering to me. We're treating her like a child. I don't care that she was drinking.

Both were wrong in what they did. Moreso him because he was in uniform, which is why he should possibly be fired, but to give money the other way? Rewarding self destructive behaviour. I don't get it.

Given the amount awarded, she is really just being paid to go away after tricking a cop into committing a firing offense.

A fine specimen of feminine pulchritude I'm sure.


At least that's how it appears...I suppose the cop may have iniated it. I didn't read TFA.
 
2014-03-28 11:28:31 AM  

fluffy2097: I've woken up with a cock in my mouth more then once, but I never thought i could collect a payday from it.


You should put a counter on your profile page before making a statement like that...
 
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