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(KCCI Des Moines)   Obviously forgetting how bad it went the last few times, Madonna decides to take up directing again   (kcci.com) divider line 11
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2014-03-27 11:54:45 PM
"Adé" won't be Madge's directorial debut: the singer/actress has sat shat in the director's chair with 2008's "Filth and Wisdom" and 2011's "W.E."

FTFY KCCI 8
 
2014-03-28 12:32:47 AM
Behind the camera, in front of the camera. There's no way to win.
 
2014-03-28 01:01:23 AM

fusillade762: Behind the camera, in front of the camera. There's no way to win.


Perhaps *under* would be a good idea? Preferably an Arriflex BL-3 with 1000' magazine, from a height of about 100 feet?
 
2014-03-28 01:20:03 AM
She's still alive, healthy and rich. How did anything she's done in her life gone badly for her?
 
2014-03-28 03:07:30 AM
She should do an adaptation of A Farewell to Arms

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/Pardon me while I barf
 
2014-03-28 06:19:22 AM
www.alicia-logic.com

"... It's the only way to be sure."
 
2014-03-28 07:24:10 AM

Two Dogs Farking: /Pardon me while I barf


This is what you get when you don't let the women folk pudge up a bit. Especially as they get older. If she would just eat the biscuits and gravy, she would look like a proper grandma. She is getting to be that age.
 
2014-03-28 08:02:32 AM
Noooooooooo!

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2014-03-28 08:55:23 AM

Two Dogs Farking: She should do an adaptation of A Farewell to Arms

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/Pardon me while I barf


She is now The Arterial Girl.
 
2014-03-28 11:13:32 AM

RedZoneTuba: Two Dogs Farking: She should do an adaptation of A Farewell to Arms

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/Pardon me while I barf

She is now The Arterial Girl.


I prefer to think of her as Gwyneth Paltrow's Horrible Warning. Or to any overly self-regarding, semi-talented celeb who wishes to give life guidance to the poors.
 
2014-03-29 06:46:03 AM
Healthy? Not in the least. That's disgusting.

And history is littered with names that are powerful and rich that you wouldn't want anywhere near your home or family. She needs to just ride of into history anonymously and not inflict any more cinematic distress on the world.
 
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