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2014-03-27 09:09:21 PM  
O the Horer!

/got nothin' else
 
2014-03-27 09:46:17 PM  
Police ... have not determined a motive for O'Grady's murder.


hmmmmm
 
2014-03-27 09:52:38 PM  
Or just don't tell every farking person you meet that you inherited a fortune.
 
2014-03-27 09:52:39 PM  
I donated it all to prevent cat juggling.
 
2014-03-27 09:54:09 PM  
Hog-tied, half-naked and face down in at a cricket ground in Newcastle, New South Wales? Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
2014-03-27 09:55:39 PM  
Are they sure about the dude with the beard?  He projecting a bit of a weird vibe in that picture.
 
2014-03-27 09:56:14 PM  
What relative? What ton of money??
 
2014-03-27 09:56:58 PM  
Can you inherit money from a living relative?
 
2014-03-27 10:00:58 PM  

skinink: Or just don't tell every farking person you meet that you inherited a fortune.


just the hot women?
 
2014-03-27 10:01:20 PM  

zimbomba63: Are they sure about the dude with the beard?  He projecting a bit of a weird vibe in that picture.


Leave the beard alone.  What are you? Some kind of child molesting pervert? Some kind of mentally challenged man-child?  Jealous?  Hater? Ultragay?
 
2014-03-27 10:02:25 PM  
static2.stuff.co.nz
"My spiritual brother has been murdered by someone and they have made it look like a paedophile revenge murder when he had nothing to do with that kind of stuff," Hore said.
Police, who say there is no suggestion Hore had any involvement in the death of his 52-year-old housemate, have not determined a motive for O'Grady's murder.

o_O
 
2014-03-27 10:02:54 PM  
Short of US$400k is 'a fortune' these days?  I mean... it'd be nice and all.  But that's "can I actually retire at 65" kind of money, not yacht-buying money.
 
2014-03-27 10:03:25 PM  
I'm sure the people who liberated this man of his life and money were just redistributing.  He didn't deserve any of that money, so there is no crime here.
 
2014-03-27 10:04:44 PM  
I don't want to brag or anything but I just inherited $128,000 from some distant relative in Africa. The cheque's in the mail right now.
 
2014-03-27 10:05:20 PM  
Depends on they yacht.
 
2014-03-27 10:06:15 PM  
Always keep windfalls to yourself.
 
2014-03-27 10:06:15 PM  

Russ1642: I don't want to brag or anything but I just inherited $128,000 from some distant relative in Africa. The cheque's in the mail right now.


You made sure to verify your identity with a CC, right? I hear those African trusts are picky about that stuff.
 
2014-03-27 10:08:49 PM  
Hore had shared the house with O'Grady for two years, along with a pet menagerie - goldfish, budgies and cats. Lots of cats apparently.

Case solved. Cats done it. Moar Friskies biatch.
 
2014-03-27 10:11:48 PM  
I give it about a week before the flat mate is re-investigated and charged.
 
2014-03-27 10:17:31 PM  

SlothB77: Police ... have not determined a motive for O'Grady's murder.


hmmmmm


Isn't it a little premature to call it a "murder"?  It could well be a simple camping accident.
 
2014-03-27 10:17:57 PM  
I've not inherited it just yet but my grandma is worth quite a bit and my dad is very terminal where she is going to outlive him, so basically Im gonna get what would have been my Dad's inheritence from grandma.
 
2014-03-27 10:18:24 PM  
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"It's Tricky...My spiritual brother has been murdered by someone. It's Like That they have made it look like a paedophile revenge murder when he had nothing to do with that kind of stuff," Hore said, who is Proud To Be Black, and tells us to Walk This Way into his trailer.
 
2014-03-27 10:29:57 PM  

JoieD'Zen: O the Horer!

/got nothin' else


C'mon, nothing? I'll help.

Hore is notorious in Australia for interrupting sporting and celebrity events. His long list of stunts include gatecrashing the funerals of former INXS frontman Michael Hutchence. He has also invaded the NSW and South Australian parliaments and once charged towards model Sarah Murdoch on stage during a lingerie launch at Brisbane.

What kind of Hore does that make him?
 
2014-03-27 10:32:14 PM  

GungFu: [img.fark.net image 360x433]
"It's Tricky...My spiritual brother has been murdered by someone. It's Like That they have made it look like a paedophile revenge murder when he had nothing to do with that kind of stuff," Hore said, who is Proud To Be Black, and tells us to Walk This Way into his trailer.


I'll put all my internet dollars on this guy being the culprit, no because he is weird but because he was jealous and insecure.
Insecure people aren't to be trusted.
 
2014-03-27 10:35:13 PM  
Two things the internet has taught me to keep to myself: coming into money, and sex with teachers.

I'm hoping I  get a chance to keep my mouth shut about both of them some day.
 
2014-03-27 10:41:15 PM  
Strange the first thing you'd mention is "like a paedophile revenge murder when he had nothing to do with that kind of stuff". Nobody was thinking it til you said it. Are pedos often found hogtied in cricket fields in Australia? (arena? Diamond?)
 
2014-03-27 10:42:11 PM  

pedobearapproved: skinink: Or just don't tell every farking person you meet that you inherited a fortune.

just the hot women?


All you need to do is drop am ATM receipt with 5 digits.

biatches are easy.
 
2014-03-27 10:46:38 PM  
I like New Castle beer.  New Castle is like some place in Australia, right?  Australian men are hot. I wonder what it would take to convince an Australian man to hog tie me? I'm not into grisly deaths, but I've dated a few older bears, so I'm down with the grisly group. Man, the more I think about this, the tighter my pants get.
 
2014-03-27 10:46:46 PM  
"He walked out with a bottle of beer in his hand saying 'this is breakfast' and I just shook my head.

Who's missing from here?
 
2014-03-27 10:48:46 PM  

Oldiron_79: I've not inherited it just yet but my grandma is worth quite a bit and my dad is very terminal where she is going to outlive him, so basically Im gonna get what would have been my Dad's inheritence from grandma.


Sorry about your Dad.

/at least one of us is
 
2014-03-27 10:56:27 PM  
Come on people we all know the gold digging HORE did it!!!
 
2014-03-27 11:06:34 PM  

meat0918: Always keep windfalls to yourself.


I did find $30 in my backpack yesterday but I spent $10 of it already at Chipotle.
 
2014-03-27 11:12:34 PM  

MrHappyRotter: zimbomba63: Are they sure about the dude with the beard?  He projecting a bit of a weird vibe in that picture.

Leave the beard alone.  What are you? Some kind of child molesting pervert? Some kind of mentally challenged man-child?  Jealous?  Hater? Ultragay


I'm not worried about the beard. The eyes!  Check out the eyes!  Coo-Coo! Coo-Coo!
 
2014-03-27 11:19:32 PM  

morg: JoieD'Zen: O the Horer!

/got nothin' else

C'mon, nothing? I'll help.

Hore is notorious in Australia for interrupting sporting and celebrity events. His long list of stunts include gatecrashing the funerals of former INXS frontman Michael Hutchence. He has also invaded the NSW and South Australian parliaments and once charged towards model Sarah Murdoch on stage during a lingerie launch at Brisbane.

What kind of Hore does that make him?


And I say, let he among us, who hasn't wanted to charge towards a model during a lingerie launch, whether in Brisbane or anywhere else, cast the first stone.
 
2014-03-27 11:21:22 PM  

zimbomba63: MrHappyRotter: zimbomba63: Are they sure about the dude with the beard?  He projecting a bit of a weird vibe in that picture.

Leave the beard alone.  What are you? Some kind of child molesting pervert? Some kind of mentally challenged man-child?  Jealous?  Hater? Ultragay

I'm not worried about the beard. The eyes!  Check out the eyes!  Coo-Coo! Coo-Coo!


Look, that Hore already admitted he's a little bit different. Just because that Hore is a bearded man likes to shove palm trees up his ass on film, doesn't mean he's coo-coo.
 
2014-03-27 11:37:17 PM  

MrHappyRotter: zimbomba63: MrHappyRotter: zimbomba63: Are they sure about the dude with the beard?  He projecting a bit of a weird vibe in that picture.

Leave the beard alone.  What are you? Some kind of child molesting pervert? Some kind of mentally challenged man-child?  Jealous?  Hater? Ultragay

I'm not worried about the beard. The eyes!  Check out the eyes!  Coo-Coo! Coo-Coo!

Look, that Hore already admitted he's a little bit different. Just because that Hore is a bearded man likes to shove palm trees up his ass on film, doesn't mean he's coo-coo.


OK, maybe I'm a little too quick pulling the trigger here, and really, who wouldn't want to have fun with a palm tree, if they were only available locally.  Mea culpa.
 
2014-03-27 11:41:20 PM  

Occam's Nailfile: Oldiron_79: I've not inherited it just yet but my grandma is worth quite a bit and my dad is very terminal where she is going to outlive him, so basically Im gonna get what would have been my Dad's inheritence from grandma.

Sorry about your Dad.

/at least one of us is


Just because I'm stating that it will be a financial windfall for me doesnt mean I am glad about it. I'd rather have Dad around to a ripe old age than grandma's money. But me rathering him well doesnt make it so unfortunately.
 
2014-03-27 11:41:29 PM  

zimbomba63: MrHappyRotter: zimbomba63: MrHappyRotter: zimbomba63: Are they sure about the dude with the beard?  He projecting a bit of a weird vibe in that picture.

Leave the beard alone.  What are you? Some kind of child molesting pervert? Some kind of mentally challenged man-child?  Jealous?  Hater? Ultragay

I'm not worried about the beard. The eyes!  Check out the eyes!  Coo-Coo! Coo-Coo!

Look, that Hore already admitted he's a little bit different. Just because that Hore is a bearded man likes to shove palm trees up his ass on film, doesn't mean he's coo-coo.

OK, maybe I'm a little too quick pulling the trigger here, and really, who wouldn't want to have fun with a palm tree, if they were only available locally.  Mea culpa.


No, I think you were right all along, and I apologize for jumping to conclusions about that Hore. Quite frankly, he does look coo-coo for coconuts.
 
2014-03-27 11:45:50 PM  
After reading that article, I've decided it was a clear case of suicide. Case closed, good-night, Australia.
 
2014-03-27 11:47:19 PM  

Lawnchair: Short of US$400k is 'a fortune' these days?  I mean... it'd be nice and all.  But that's "can I actually retire at 65" kind of money, not yacht-buying money.


People have been killed over far less.
 
2014-03-27 11:51:03 PM  
FTFA:  Hore had shared the house with O'Grady for two years, along with a pet menagerie - goldfish, budgies and cats. Lots of cats apparently.

what the fark are budgies?
 
2014-03-27 11:58:20 PM  

Oldiron_79: I've not inherited it just yet but my grandma is worth quite a bit and my dad is very terminal where she is going to outlive him, so basically Im gonna get what would have been my Dad's inheritence from grandma.


Hey, never underestimate Grandma's preacher. Those bastards are sneaky. They'll swoop in on your Granny when she's got a cold and convince her that baby Jesus needs her house and money when she moves into God's house.

/you think I'm joking...
 
2014-03-28 12:06:16 AM  

itsaidwhat: Oldiron_79: I've not inherited it just yet but my grandma is worth quite a bit and my dad is very terminal where she is going to outlive him, so basically Im gonna get what would have been my Dad's inheritence from grandma.

Hey, never underestimate Grandma's preacher. Those bastards are sneaky. They'll swoop in on your Granny when she's got a cold and convince her that baby Jesus needs her house and money when she moves into God's house.

/you think I'm joking...


LOL, What preacher? She is not a beleiver.
 
2014-03-28 12:13:06 AM  

Gunboat: FTFA:  Hore had shared the house with O'Grady for two years, along with a pet menagerie - goldfish, budgies and cats. Lots of cats apparently.

what the fark are budgies?


upload.wikimedia.org
Protip: Don't GIS "Budgie Smugglers"
 
2014-03-28 01:43:22 AM  
Is it just me, or did anyone else read about this guy and think; Man, I would have partied with that guy.

He'd have to leave the cats at home, but still, charge a model at a lingerie show?

Move over Dos XX's Dude, Hore Dude has ascended.
 
2014-03-28 01:46:52 AM  

Oldiron_79: Occam's Nailfile: Oldiron_79: I've not inherited it just yet but my grandma is worth quite a bit and my dad is very terminal where she is going to outlive him, so basically Im gonna get what would have been my Dad's inheritence from grandma.

Sorry about your Dad.

/at least one of us is

Just because I'm stating that it will be a financial windfall for me doesnt mean I am glad about it. I'd rather have Dad around to a ripe old age than grandma's money. But me rathering him well doesnt make it so unfortunately.


I keed, I keed, felt like making a fark-like comment.

Seriously, sorry about your Dad.
 
2014-03-28 01:50:18 AM  

Oblio13: Two things the internet has taught me to keep to myself: coming into money, and sex with teachers.

I'm hoping I  get a chance to keep my mouth shut about both of them some day.


I have a bright, shiny quarter, and have taught school in the past.

So, how you doin'?
 
2014-03-28 02:46:13 AM  

Lawnchair: Short of US$400k is 'a fortune' these days?  I mean... it'd be nice and all.  But that's "can I actually retire at 65" kind of money, not yacht-buying money.


You'd be surprised what can be done with that amount of money.  You can't just put it in the mattress and live off it for the next 40 years but it can be used to generate a comfortable living that's entirely different from working paycheck to paycheck for The Man.  Buy a small apartment building, start a bed and breakfast, buy a cave and give tours, start some small business that interests you, etc.

It also means no car payment and no rent/mortgage.  That alone is a game changer.
 
2014-03-28 04:11:39 AM  

jtown: Lawnchair: Short of US$400k is 'a fortune' these days?  I mean... it'd be nice and all.  But that's "can I actually retire at 65" kind of money, not yacht-buying money.

You'd be surprised what can be done with that amount of money.  You can't just put it in the mattress and live off it for the next 40 years but it can be used to generate a comfortable living that's entirely different from working paycheck to paycheck for The Man.  Buy a small apartment building, start a bed and breakfast, buy a cave and give tours, start some small business that interests you, etc.

It also means no car payment and no rent/mortgage.  That alone is a game changer.


And depending on your age, that is a massive amount to put towards retirement early. Even a few grand a year in your twenties is a significant amount. After a car and modest house putting 300k away is over a decade's worth of investment for the average person and it is getting those years' headstart on growth.
 
2014-03-28 05:03:01 AM  
He looks like a suspect, not a victim

images.smh.com.au
 
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