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(Huffington Post)   Taco Bell President says that Canada can have the new breakfast menu when they take back Justin Bieber   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 113
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2014-03-27 07:37:52 PM
didnt RTFA. dont care. after a headline like that, i am headed to taco bell to show my support. and to have a tasty tasty burrito.
 
2014-03-27 08:10:40 PM
I hope we never get Taco Bell breakfast. I can think of at least 3 reasons why.
 
2014-03-27 08:17:35 PM
FARK y'all and your crappy "breakfast".  It's more than worth it to be rid of that little biatch.
 
2014-03-27 08:37:53 PM
Seriously though, have you seen the Taco Bell breakfast menu? I actually like Taco Bell, but those breakfast options kind of look terrible. Although I must thank them for the idea of mixing my orange juice with mountain dew. That's actually pretty good.
 
2014-03-27 08:49:22 PM

rooftop235: didnt RTFA. dont care. after a headline like that, i am headed to taco bell to show my support. and to have a tasty tasty burrito.


You know, for a fat bastard like I am, I cannot for the life of me finish a Taco Bell burrito.  It's just too much.
 
2014-03-27 08:50:36 PM

TheOmni: Seriously though, have you seen the Taco Bell breakfast menu? I actually like Taco Bell, but those breakfast options kind of look terrible. Although I must thank them for the idea of mixing my orange juice with mountain dew. That's actually pretty good.


Hmmm...  That makes me wonder if i could do something similar with a local soda called Orange Dry (it's literally an orange juice soda).  Or with Mello Yello or Sun Drop, even.
 
2014-03-27 09:05:51 PM
steaknshake.zipscene.com

The thought of Taco Bell for breakfast makes me want to gag.
Steak n Shake makes a pretty good breakfast taco, though.
 
2014-03-27 09:08:52 PM
It's pandering, but it's funny.
 
2014-03-27 09:14:02 PM
Nice try HuffPo. I shall not fall for the clickbait. I learned my lesson in the Michele Obama thread.
 
2014-03-27 09:14:16 PM
Taco bell breakfast seems about as good of an idea as hot pocket breakfast.
 
2014-03-27 09:16:15 PM
Considering I can get breakfast tacos at every third business in San Antonio, and most have homemade tortillas and everything else, I doubt I'll eat these.   That said, those cinnamon balls look tasty.
 
2014-03-27 09:16:36 PM
Good Morning Taco Bell customer !    ....you're about to call in sick.

/Jim
 
2014-03-27 09:17:39 PM

Tr0mBoNe: I hope we never get Taco Bell breakfast. I can think of at least 3 reasons why.


1.  Star Wars
2.  '57 Chevy
3.  Windex.

Um, yeah, those three reasons make absolutely no sense.
 
2014-03-27 09:22:40 PM

Tr0mBoNe: I hope we never get Taco Bell breakfast. I can think of at least 3 reasons why.


#1 is apparently going to be that Justin Bieber is back.
 
2014-03-27 09:23:29 PM
Step 1 : Take you regular menu and jam some form of eggs into it
Step 2 : Call it breakfast
Step 3 : Throw Justin Bieber into the sun
 
2014-03-27 09:25:19 PM

Tr0mBoNe: I hope we never get Taco Bell breakfast. I can think of at least 3 reasons why.


diarrhea
Bieber
diarrhea?
 
2014-03-27 09:26:24 PM

rooftop235: didnt RTFA. dont care. after a headline like that, i am headed to taco bell to show my support. and to have a tasty tasty burrito.


I presume that's two seperate places.
 
2014-03-27 09:30:37 PM
Guess where I had breakfast this morning? Honestly though, I tried a bit of everything (but not the cinnamon balls) and it was okay. The sausage crunch wrap a.m. was probably the best thing I tried.

As far as fast food breakfast goes it's probably rank 3-4 range. I'd rather hit Wendy's or McDonald's if I had a choice though.

/Did not care for the waffle taco.
 
2014-03-27 09:31:32 PM

bearded clamorer: [steaknshake.zipscene.com image 530x335]

The thought of Taco Bell for breakfast makes me want to gag.
Steak n Shake makes a pretty good breakfast taco, though.


i242.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-27 09:32:36 PM
Reddit -> HuffPo -> Fark
 
2014-03-27 09:34:33 PM

Mock26: Tr0mBoNe: I hope we never get Taco Bell breakfast. I can think of at least 3 reasons why.

1.  Star Wars
2.  '57 Chevy
3.  Windex.

Um, yeah, those three reasons make absolutely no sense.


You've finished breakfast at Taco Bell and are driving your '57 Chevy when someone makes a "that's no moon" joke. You laugh so hard that your destabilized digestive system blows a massive shart that covers the windows in diarrhea. You find out too late that, due to the popularity of Taco Bell breakfasts, there is now a massive Windex shortage.

/no I don't write for Family Guy
 
2014-03-27 09:37:08 PM

bearded clamorer: The thought of Taco Bell for breakfast makes me want to gag.
Steak n Shake makes a pretty good breakfast taco, though.


I worked with a few of S&S's executives. They hate when it comes to taste testing time for their food. The deserts they enjoy.

/Some of those execs are pretty down to earth people
//battered employees by their boss, Biglari, but down to earth
 
2014-03-27 09:37:11 PM
Oooooh buuuuuurrrrrn.

/Not really.
//Keep Bieber and keep your shiatty breakfast.
 
2014-03-27 09:38:54 PM
The thing with taco bell is that they come out with these crazy things all the time that look gross and actually taste good when actually tried. The breakfast borrito at McDonald's is actually pretty good, why couldn't taco bell do that. I just spoke to someone who works at my local taco bell in Ann Arbor, Mi and he said they were so busy this morning that they had to cut breakfast short because they were running out of stuff. I will be going there in the morning to try the breakfast crunch wrap.
 
2014-03-27 09:39:26 PM
Great, now we're stuck with the little canuck forever.
Oh, and anyone who would go to taco hell for breakfast should be force fed vegetables until they crap like a salad shooter.
 
2014-03-27 09:39:34 PM

thurstonxhowell: Reddit -> HuffPo -> Fark


fishhook -> you -> eyeball
 
2014-03-27 09:39:44 PM
During that reddit AMA, when he was asked how much of an increase the Taco Bells in Colorado have seen since mj was legalized he said "420%". Lol
 
2014-03-27 09:39:53 PM
No no no. He should say that they will bring the breakfast to Canada if they DONT take him back. That's the only real threat they can make.
 
2014-03-27 09:44:24 PM
Taco Bell = Quick drunk food trip

Denny's = Long drunk food trip


None of them happen after 6am.
 
2014-03-27 09:46:15 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: FARK y'all and your crappy "breakfast".  It's more than worth it to be rid of that little biatch.


This is even better than the feeling of "OMG that's not just a snarky headline, he actually said that" when I followed the link.

/no matter who wins, we lose
 
2014-03-27 09:47:54 PM
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2014-03-27 09:48:14 PM

techgeek07: Taco Bell = Quick drunk food trip

Denny's = Long drunk food trip


None of them happen after 6am.


Why not?

/oh, right, have to go to work
 
2014-03-27 09:49:17 PM
It's a funny headline, but a stupid move from a business standpoint. Taking sides in a snark-fest is kind of dumb.
 
2014-03-27 09:51:38 PM
Someone else guaranteeing we will keep Justin Bieber forever.  Someone needs to really sweeten the pot for Canada.
 
2014-03-27 09:51:41 PM

noblewolf: bearded clamorer: [steaknshake.zipscene.com image 530x335]

The thought of Taco Bell for breakfast makes me want to gag.
Steak n Shake makes a pretty good breakfast taco, though.


I was imaging a different scene from that movie.
 
2014-03-27 09:52:00 PM

thurstonxhowell: Reddit -> HuffPo -> Fark


As the Subby, I can assure you I don't ever visit the toilet that is Reddit.
 
2014-03-27 09:57:01 PM
Canadakota is not relevant
 
2014-03-27 10:05:31 PM
A homemade breakfast burrito is awesome. At Taco Bell, not so sure about that.
 
2014-03-27 10:07:20 PM
Deal! Enjoy your shiatty music and shiattier food.
 
2014-03-27 10:09:15 PM

Infobahn: thurstonxhowell: Reddit -> HuffPo -> Fark

As the Subby, I can assure you I don't ever visit the toilet that is Reddit.


Reddit is more like a septic tank than a toilet.
 
2014-03-27 10:29:13 PM
Sounds like a fair trade to me. You go ahead and keep your diarrhea bait, and your Taco Bell too.
 
2014-03-27 10:35:12 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: Sounds like a fair trade to me. You go ahead and keep your diarrhea bait, and your Taco Bell too.


Justin?
 
2014-03-27 10:35:31 PM

Oldiron_79: Taco bell breakfast seems about as good of an idea as hot pocket breakfast.


So awesome if you're starting the day drunk and/or stoned.
 
2014-03-27 10:38:44 PM
I have always been mixed about Biebs. If no Biebs, there is no...

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-03-27 10:40:05 PM
God bless America and Taco Bell.
 
2014-03-27 10:41:20 PM

TheOmni: Seriously though, have you seen the Taco Bell breakfast menu? I actually like Taco Bell, but those breakfast options kind of look terrible. Although I must thank them for the idea of mixing my orange juice with mountain dew. That's actually pretty good.


The teetotaler's mimosa.
 
2014-03-27 10:47:26 PM

macross87: bearded clamorer: The thought of Taco Bell for breakfast makes me want to gag.
Steak n Shake makes a pretty good breakfast taco, though.

I worked with a few of S&S's executives. They hate when it comes to taste testing time for their food. The deserts they enjoy.

/Some of those execs are pretty down to earth people
//battered employees by their boss, Biglari, but down to earth


images.vrt.be
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2014-03-27 10:49:58 PM
I'd like to make a modest proposal.

Canada will give Mexico $1 billion to send a 10,000 skilled taco makers across the border and put Taco Bell and other "Mexican" and "Tex-Mex" restaurants the fark out of business by showing Americans the difference between the fake tacos made with cardboard, TVP and candle wax** that are sold in American restaurants and the genuine article (made with real carne de burro)*.

*Can't taste worse than what they put in it now.
**Candle wax if you're lucky. I think the cheese and lettuce may be made out of paraffin wax because it's cheaper than bee's wax.

We can make Justin Bieber pay for it.
 
2014-03-27 10:50:21 PM

Mister Peejay: techgeek07: Taco Bell = Quick drunk food trip

Denny's = Long drunk food trip


None of them happen after 6am.

Why not?

/oh, right, have to go to work


Well on a really good night you might still be drunk at 6am. I haven't done that for a decade or so but it's been done.
 
2014-03-27 11:00:04 PM

ransack.: macross87: bearded clamorer: The thought of Taco Bell for breakfast makes me want to gag.
Steak n Shake makes a pretty good breakfast taco, though.

I worked with a few of S&S's executives. They hate when it comes to taste testing time for their food. The deserts they enjoy.

/Some of those execs are pretty down to earth people
//battered employees by their boss, Biglari, but down to earth


What is that?
 
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