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(Talking Points Memo)   Conservatives mock Obama for not receiving applause at a press conference. AT A PRESS CONFERENCE   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 98
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2014-03-27 06:01:15 PM  
Conservatives mock Obama for not receiving applause at a press conference. AT A PRESS CONFERENCE
 
2014-03-27 06:13:04 PM  

FlashHarry: Conservatives mock.  Obama for not receiving applause at a press conference. AT A PRESS CONFERENCE

 
2014-03-27 06:31:37 PM  
conservatives have the mentality of a 6 yr old.
 
2014-03-27 06:34:21 PM  

Fark In The Duck: FlashHarry: Conservatives mock suck. Obama for not receiving applause at a press conference. AT A PRESS CONFERENCE

 
2014-03-27 06:37:18 PM  
well that's it I'm not voting for him again.
 
2014-03-27 06:39:14 PM  

Heliovdrake: well that's it I'm not voting for him again.


Just for larfs, I'm writing him in in 2016.
 
2014-03-27 06:55:56 PM  
Clearly this means he's lost the ability to control the media. CLEARLY
 
2014-03-27 07:57:13 PM  

FlashHarry: Conservatives mock Obama for not receiving applause at a press conference. AT A PRESS CONFERENCE


They keep trying so hard.
 
2014-03-27 08:00:13 PM  
Ronald Reagan always received a 5 minute standing ovation when he farted.
 
2014-03-27 08:00:38 PM  
And why doesn't the Obama family have any WHITE dogs? I'm just asking questions here.
 
2014-03-27 08:11:13 PM  
It just goes to show how weak a leader he is. Putin would have pointed to the hottest reporter in the room, and they would have instantly dropped to their knees and fellated him. That's what a real leader does.
 
2014-03-27 08:27:28 PM  

Hobodeluxe: conservatives have the mentality of a 6 yr old.


I wouldn't say that. There are some pretty smart 6 year olds out there.
 
2014-03-27 08:42:19 PM  
The energy it takes to stir up this much fauxrage could likely power New York City for a year.
 
2014-03-27 08:45:09 PM  
And nobody does the wave when he visits the tomb of the unknowns. How's that hopey-changey working out for ya?
 
2014-03-27 08:46:41 PM  
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2014-03-27 08:49:30 PM  

ScaryBottles: [revolutionaryradar.files.wordpress.com image 525x350]


if I had shoop skills, there'd be a water bottle in that picture
 
2014-03-27 08:50:56 PM  
Sounds par for the course. At this point "Conservatives" might as well be synonymous with greedy toddlers proudly drooling on themselves after their latest round of screaming "mine! mine! mine!"
 
2014-03-27 08:51:50 PM  
What the fark is wrong with these people?  Are they like five or something?
 
2014-03-27 08:56:04 PM  
TV preachers, snake-oil salesmen, rape apologists, cat torturers, ex-cons, street trash, grifters...the modern GOP is a big tent.
 
2014-03-27 08:57:37 PM  

Vodka Zombie: What the fark is wrong with these people?  Are they like five or something?


A political party entirely driven by overprivledged egocentric idiots whose entire claim to the ruling class of the country is to have fallen out of the wealthiest vaginas in the land is acting like a bunch of spoiled brats?

You don't say.

America needs to tell them no and stick to it. Otherwise the tantrums will increase in intensity and duration.
 
2014-03-27 08:59:08 PM  

Vodka Zombie: What the fark is wrong with these people?  Are they like five or something?


Mentally? Yeah. I mean look - they still believe in fairy tales.
 
2014-03-27 08:59:24 PM  
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Was fully erect at the end of white house press conferences I'm sure.
 
2014-03-27 08:59:45 PM  
As opposed to a Bush press conference, where he was greeted with flowers and candy?

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2014-03-27 09:00:16 PM  

Vodka Zombie: What the fark is wrong with these people?  Are they like five or something?


How dare you, sir! How dare you level such an insult! The 5-year-olds of the world take great offense at such a comparison and insist that you retract.
 
2014-03-27 09:05:22 PM  
Imagine the shiatstorm if they'd clapped wildly.
 
2014-03-27 09:06:44 PM  
A local CBS news outlet in Washington, D.C. even picked up the story with the headline "Lone Person Awkwardly Slow-Claps at Conclusion of Obama Summit Remarks."

Was it this guy?

www.sheilaomalley.com
 
2014-03-27 09:07:27 PM  
How can the right keep getting worse while their chances of winning 2014 stay high? What the f*ck?
 
2014-03-27 09:08:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Hobodeluxe: conservatives have the mentality of a 6 yr old.

I wouldn't say that. There are some pretty smart 6 year olds out there.


Yep.
 
2014-03-27 09:12:56 PM  

SisterMaryElephant: Imagine the shiatstorm if they'd clapped wildly.


"OMGLibbyMedia!!!"
 
2014-03-27 09:15:05 PM  
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2014-03-27 09:15:32 PM  
These guys put the vinegar in the douchebag.
 
2014-03-27 09:18:24 PM  
My "but bush" moment:
Link
 
2014-03-27 09:20:14 PM  

SisterMaryElephant: Imagine the shiatstorm if they'd clapped wildly.


They would just be shrieking  Obamessiah! OMGZ! Facebook! at the top of their lungs and yet they wonder why so many people don't believe them when they try to lay the "its not his color, its policies" bullshiat on us.
 
2014-03-27 09:21:11 PM  

nmrsnr: It just goes to show how weak a leader he is. Putin would have pointed to the hottest reporter in the room, and they would have instantly dropped to their knees and fellated him. That's what a real leader does.


I like that you remained gender neutral there for the reporter. Paints a more vivid picture, I think.
 
2014-03-27 09:23:21 PM  
And I heard that he eats hispanic cheese with his crackers, too!!
 
2014-03-27 09:28:48 PM  

Mikey1969: And I heard that he eats hispanic cheese with his crackers, too!!


It's imported from Benghazi too.
 
2014-03-27 09:29:23 PM  

NeverDrunk23: How can the right keep getting worse while their chances of winning 2014 stay high? What the f*ck?


The old, frightened white people in the Republican base vote in the midterms more than Democratic demographics.
 
2014-03-27 09:30:50 PM  

nyseattitude: Mikey1969: And I heard that he eats hispanic cheese with his crackers, too!!

It's imported from Benghazi too.


The crackers, or are the hispanic cheeses twice imported? Perhaps they originated in cuba.
 
2014-03-27 09:32:30 PM  
 
2014-03-27 09:33:48 PM  

Smackledorfer: nyseattitude: Mikey1969: And I heard that he eats hispanic cheese with his crackers, too!!

It's imported from Benghazi too.

The crackers, or are the hispanic cheeses twice imported? Perhaps they originated in cuba.


All of them!
 
2014-03-27 09:40:20 PM  
Uh oh, too many Democrats clapping during Clinton's last SOTU.

Seriously, is this a farking football game? Are you popular yet? Did you fark the head cheerleader yet?
 
2014-03-27 09:44:15 PM  
If conservatives (or liberals for that matter) in congress start to get upset that our president looks silly talking about privacy and individual rights.... maybe they should introduce legislation to curb our spy agencies' powers. And as for the conservative media aholes making fun of the president today... how about using their airtime instead to urge congress to do this.
 
2014-03-27 09:44:47 PM  

Mikey1969: And I heard that he eats hispanic cheese with his crackers, too!!


Them crackers sho' do like they cheese.
 
2014-03-27 09:46:58 PM  

NeverDrunk23: How can the right keep getting worse while their chances of winning 2014 stay high? What the f*ck?


Because they're saying exactly what they've convinced the base they want to hear.  It has everything to do with the base.

And we all know what "the base" means in Arabic.
 
2014-03-27 09:49:23 PM  
I heard that Obama wears socks. What kind of sick, demented, monster does that?

If Republicans want to be taken seriously, grow the fark up. Act like a goddamn adult and less like a feral child afraid of his own feces.
 
2014-03-27 09:50:25 PM  

jake_lex: Ronald Reagan always received a 5 minute standing ovation when he farted.


That's because those farts are the smartest things ever to come out of him.
 
2014-03-27 09:52:28 PM  

Vodka Zombie: What the fark is wrong with these people?  Are they like five or something?


I think that's really the main debate in this thread, which should have had a poll: are they like 5, or 6?  We could throw in retarded too.
 
2014-03-27 09:53:27 PM  

UNC_Samurai: NeverDrunk23: How can the right keep getting worse while their chances of winning 2014 stay high? What the f*ck?

Because they're saying exactly what they've convinced the base they want to hear.  It has everything to do with the base.

And we all know what "the base" means in Arabic.


"Struggle?"
 
2014-03-27 09:53:45 PM  

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: I heard that Obama wears socks. What kind of sick, demented, monster does that?

If Republicans want to be taken seriously, grow the fark up. Act like a goddamn adult and less like a feral child afraid of his own feces.


This is the best description of modern Republicans I've ever heard.
 
2014-03-27 09:54:58 PM  

Your Hind Brain: Uh oh, too many Democrats clapping during Clinton's last SOTU.

Seriously, is this a farking football game? Are you popular yet? Did you fark the head cheerleader yet?


You mean this head cheerleader?

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