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(Jamaica-Star)   High school girls fight over a male student. His nickname is Kingdong so you can guess what they were fighting over. Yeah mon   ( jamaica-star.com) divider line
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2014-03-27 08:01:54 PM  
THE STAR understands

THE STAR understands


They said THE STAR understands twice.
 
2014-03-27 08:17:29 PM  
She completely understands what kingdong is going through.

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-27 08:36:24 PM  
Is this the one where the girl sits on the other girls face after beating her up and tells her to eat her pussy? She says something, "I didn't even wash it for you!"
 
2014-03-27 09:06:51 PM  
 
2014-03-27 09:07:26 PM  
About a minute and a half in.
 
2014-03-27 09:45:36 PM  
"Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day"

/very old joke
 
2014-03-27 10:08:59 PM  
High school girls fight

Stopped reading there. Are pillows involved?
 
2014-03-27 10:19:13 PM  

jaylectricity: Here's the video I'm talking about. NSFW language


I could not understand like 90% of the words spoken in that video.
 
2014-03-27 10:19:18 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2014-03-27 10:19:51 PM  
fourthandfifty.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-27 10:20:41 PM  
Kingdong cum?
 
2014-03-27 10:21:34 PM  

Dr.Zom: [fourthandfifty.files.wordpress.com image 300x209]


"He's got an armadillo in his trousers"
 
2014-03-27 10:21:46 PM  
Reminds me of my high school days....except my nickname was DingDong and no girls would fight over me they would just fight me.
 
2014-03-27 10:22:42 PM  
<COMMENT REDACTED DUE TO POSTING RULES> But you know, a penny for my thoughts.

/just saying
 
2014-03-27 10:23:42 PM  
His yogurt brings the girls to the playground.
 
2014-03-27 10:23:59 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day
 
2014-03-27 10:25:27 PM  
I had this exact same problem in high school.

Or maybe this is what I daydreamed about in high school.

Can't remember anymore.
 
2014-03-27 10:25:35 PM  
Bet they are fat

i265.photobucket.com

i265.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-27 10:26:35 PM  
Are those acid washed jeans?
 
2014-03-27 10:27:25 PM  
There are worse nicknames than one letting every chick know you're hung like a blue whale.
 
2014-03-27 10:29:38 PM  
Chance of being from single mothers? 90%
Chance of becoming single mothers? 95%

The circle of poverty will survive another generation.
 
2014-03-27 10:30:57 PM  

RodneyToady: "Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day"

/very old joke


I think that's the first joke my best friend in high school told me our freshman year.
 
2014-03-27 10:31:40 PM  
RIP Don King

blacksportsonline.com
 
2014-03-27 10:32:03 PM  
Sounds fabricated to be honest. Too vague and commonplace. Not to mention that it's strange the school wouldn't have the video but a news site would, and they didn't even post it
 
2014-03-27 10:33:44 PM  
I'm certainly willing to concede that things are different for women, but as a dickonnoisseur of fine penises worldwide, I'm just going to say it, large penises aren't really all that.

They're fun to look at in porn. That's about all they have over a small or average penis. Once they get too large, they're pretty much useless for any of the good stuff, and quite frankly, it's true what they say, it's not the size the counts, it's the motion in the dirty brown ocean.

So, you go on and fight over someone with a reputation of having a big dick. You'll see me over the in the corner judging you for being a size queen -- oh actually no you won't since I'll be too busy mopping up the good stuff and I ain't got time to judge.
 
2014-03-27 10:36:22 PM  
/stays hiding in a tree
 
2014-03-27 10:39:15 PM  
dean of discipline ? sounds like a name for a low rent professional wrestler


Kid could have a future in the porn industry if he is well hung as the story claims..
 
2014-03-27 10:41:09 PM  

jaylectricity: Here's the video I'm talking about. NSFW language


What the fark is wrong with that girl?
 
2014-03-27 10:43:35 PM  

RodneyToady: "Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day"

/very old joke


Came for the Wendy. Leaving VERY satisfied.
 
2014-03-27 10:48:48 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I'm certainly willing to concede that things are different for women, but as a dickonnoisseur of fine penises worldwide, I'm just going to say it, large penises aren't really all that.

They're fun to look at in porn. That's about all they have over a small or average penis. Once they get too large, they're pretty much useless for any of the good stuff, and quite frankly, it's true what they say, it's not the size the counts, it's the motion in the dirty brown ocean.

So, you go on and fight over someone with a reputation of having a big dick. You'll see me over the in the corner judging you for being a size queen -- oh actually no you won't since I'll be too busy mopping up the good stuff and I ain't got time to judge.


blog.zap2it.com
That was beautiful, sir. As a below-average sized man, I take comfort in your words.
 
2014-03-27 10:49:59 PM  
The male student was transferred to another school.  Would that be the principles home schooling?
 
2014-03-27 10:51:47 PM  

MrHappyRotter: So, you go on and fight over someone with a reputation of having a big dick. You'll see me over the in the corner judging you for being a size queen -- oh actually no you won't since I'll be too busy mopping up the good stuff and I ain't got time to judge.

 
2014-03-27 10:52:41 PM  

Stone Meadow: MrHappyRotter: So, you go on and fight over someone with a reputation of having a big dick. You'll see me over the in the corner judging you for being a size queen -- oh actually no you won't since I'll be too busy mopping up the good stuff and I ain't got time to judge.


LOL...preview is my friend. [thatmakesmemoist.jpg]
 
2014-03-27 10:54:04 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I'm certainly willing to concede that things are different for women, but as a dickonnoisseur of fine penises worldwide, I'm just going to say it, large penises aren't really all that.

They're fun to look at in porn. That's about all they have over a small or average penis. Once they get too large, they're pretty much useless for any of the good stuff, and quite frankly, it's true what they say, it's not the size the counts, it's the motion in the dirty brown ocean.

So, you go on and fight over someone with a reputation of having a big dick. You'll see me over the in the corner judging you for being a size queen -- oh actually no you won't since I'll be too busy mopping up the good stuff and I ain't got time to judge.


You say size is not 'all that,' but someone keeps buying those fantasy dildos that could choke a hippo.
 
2014-03-27 10:55:09 PM  

UsikFark: MrHappyRotter: I'm certainly willing to concede that things are different for women, but as a dickonnoisseur of fine penises worldwide, I'm just going to say it, large penises aren't really all that.

They're fun to look at in porn. That's about all they have over a small or average penis. Once they get too large, they're pretty much useless for any of the good stuff, and quite frankly, it's true what they say, it's not the size the counts, it's the motion in the dirty brown ocean.

So, you go on and fight over someone with a reputation of having a big dick. You'll see me over the in the corner judging you for being a size queen -- oh actually no you won't since I'll be too busy mopping up the good stuff and I ain't got time to judge.

You say size is not 'all that,' but someone keeps buying those fantasy dildos that could choke a hippo.


Yes, but your mom is only one person.
 
2014-03-27 10:59:43 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I'm certainly willing to concede that things are different for women, but as a dickonnoisseur of fine penises worldwide, I'm just going to say it, large penises aren't really all that.

They're fun to look at in porn. That's about all they have over a small or average penis. Once they get too large, they're pretty much useless for any of the good stuff, and quite frankly, it's true what they say, it's not the size the counts, it's the motion in the dirty brown ocean.

So, you go on and fight over someone with a reputation of having a big dick. You'll see me over the in the corner judging you for being a size queen -- oh actually no you won't since I'll be too busy mopping up the good stuff and I ain't got time to judge.


What about women who have big vaginas?
 
2014-03-27 11:03:47 PM  
MrHappyRotter:

Your profile is farking hilarious.  Quality stuff, dude.
 
2014-03-27 11:06:23 PM  
thread + no pictures = useless
 
2014-03-27 11:06:55 PM  

Mugato: High school girls fight

Stopped reading there. Are pillows involved?


Ain't no pillow fight Mugato.  They punch like girls, yes, but it's a serious ass kicking.
 
2014-03-27 11:07:41 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: MrHappyRotter: I'm certainly willing to concede that things are different for women, but as a dickonnoisseur of fine penises worldwide, I'm just going to say it, large penises aren't really all that.

They're fun to look at in porn. That's about all they have over a small or average penis. Once they get too large, they're pretty much useless for any of the good stuff, and quite frankly, it's true what they say, it's not the size the counts, it's the motion in the dirty brown ocean.

So, you go on and fight over someone with a reputation of having a big dick. You'll see me over the in the corner judging you for being a size queen -- oh actually no you won't since I'll be too busy mopping up the good stuff and I ain't got time to judge.

What about women who have big vaginas?


What about women who have big vaginas? What about women with testicles? What about women that can never find clothes their size in most stores? Quite frankly, Tute, we're tired of reading about your sister. We know, she's a fat hermaphrodite with a gaping hole between her legs. Get over it. Move on.
 
2014-03-27 11:11:20 PM  

balki1867: RIP Don King

[blacksportsonline.com image 310x421]


I just bust out laughin' every time I see this guy. Makes Trump look like a Sassoon model.
 
2014-03-27 11:16:59 PM  
Oh honestly, don't our schools teach children to share anymore?  There is a simple solution here.
 
2014-03-27 11:19:14 PM  

MrHappyRotter: Quite frankly, Tute, we're tired of reading about your sister.


i119.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-27 11:21:57 PM  
media.npr.org

/unimpressed
 
2014-03-27 11:22:02 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: MrHappyRotter: I'm certainly willing to concede that things are different for women, but as a dickonnoisseur of fine penises worldwide, I'm just going to say it, large penises aren't really all that.

They're fun to look at in porn. That's about all they have over a small or average penis. Once they get too large, they're pretty much useless for any of the good stuff, and quite frankly, it's true what they say, it's not the size the counts, it's the motion in the dirty brown ocean.

So, you go on and fight over someone with a reputation of having a big dick. You'll see me over the in the corner judging you for being a size queen -- oh actually no you won't since I'll be too busy mopping up the good stuff and I ain't got time to judge.

What about women who have big vaginas?


predatorpongleague.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-03-27 11:22:44 PM  
i42.photobucket.com

Somebody gets paid to make awesome info graphics like this.
 
2014-03-27 11:26:56 PM  
In my work, I think I came across corporate formation papers for a Singaporean company called "King Dong" or "King Kok".

Either way, I told myself I want to have a company called something like that someday.
 
2014-03-27 11:29:57 PM  

MrHappyRotter: What about women who have big vaginas? What about women with testicles? What about women that can never find clothes their size in most stores? Quite frankly, Tute, we're tired of reading about your sister. We know, she's a fat hermaphrodite with a gaping hole between her legs. Get over it. Move on.


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-03-27 11:30:38 PM  
I was also called Kingdong. That is, until a tragic accident involving my scissorhands.

It is a day that will live in infamy.
 
2014-03-27 11:32:43 PM  
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not impressed
 
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