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(Daily Mail)   Judge explains to female lawyers why they should dress more conservatively; "I'm a dirty old man and men are pigs"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 96
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2014-03-27 07:57:43 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-27 07:57:44 PM  
Why yes, yes we are
 
2014-03-27 07:57:47 PM  
If it comes from the Daily FAIL it must be totally true and accurate.

Daily FAIL

Daily FAIL

We all want MORE DAILY FAIL
 
2014-03-27 07:58:01 PM  
Useless without pictures of slutty lawyers.
 
2014-03-27 07:59:33 PM  
I could care less how women dress, but if they're going to dress in such a way that shows off the goods, then they have no right to get pissy when guys look at said goods.
 
2014-03-27 07:59:45 PM  

OgreMagi: Useless without pictures of slutty lawyers.


Was thinking the same thing!
 
2014-03-27 07:59:46 PM  
I don't see why he's coming under fire, at least he's honest.

/dirty young-ish man
//definitely a pig
 
2014-03-27 07:59:52 PM  
An honest judge?!?!
*head expands slowly to the point of exploding*

And YES, BRING ON THE SLUTTY LAWYERS!!! (for some reason I can't post pics, or I would gladly help)
 
2014-03-27 08:00:14 PM  
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-03-27 08:00:58 PM  
War On Common Sense.
 
2014-03-27 08:01:26 PM  
Guys name is Richard kopf.Kopf in German means head.You make the connection.
 
2014-03-27 08:01:28 PM  
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2014-03-27 08:02:09 PM  
Damn that man for telling the truth. Damn him straight to hell.
 
2014-03-27 08:02:12 PM  

OgreMagi: Useless without pictures of slutty lawyers.


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YOU'RE WELCOME.
 
2014-03-27 08:02:41 PM  

OgreMagi: Useless without pictures of slutty lawyers.



Google is your friend.
 
2014-03-27 08:03:03 PM  
I've been getting a kick over these recent outrage stories commenting on how female lawyers dress.  You want to see a rigidly enforced social code?  Try being a male lawyer.  There is literally one thing that is acceptable for you to wear.
 
2014-03-27 08:03:07 PM  
honest or not, he's still the worst kind of judge.  he let's the way people look influence how conducts his business, probably not just women.

i know, i know.  they're all like that, male or female.  whatever.  it sucks because they hold people's futures in their hands when bias is the last thing they are supposed to possess.
 
2014-03-27 08:04:22 PM  
At least he is self aware, but he's still a dumbass for such a post.
 
2014-03-27 08:04:41 PM  

Starshines: I've been getting a kick over these recent outrage stories commenting on how female lawyers dress.  You want to see a rigidly enforced social code?  Try being a male lawyer.  There is literally one thing that is acceptable for you to wear.


Mens attire is a dress shirt or a polo with slacks in pretty much every field.
 
2014-03-27 08:05:09 PM  

Atomic Spunk: OgreMagi: Useless without pictures of slutty lawyers.

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YOU'RE WELCOME.


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2014-03-27 08:05:16 PM  
women wear their stupid flip-flop shoes EVERYWHERE.   Nobody does anything about it, because they are cowards.
 
2014-03-27 08:06:10 PM  
Kopf, who has a lifetime appointment to the bench, has since defended his post saying that he was making a mockery of himself

I laughed.
 
2014-03-27 08:06:36 PM  

jsmilky: women wear their stupid flip-flop shoes EVERYWHERE.   Nobody does anything about it, because they are cowards.


Because women's dress code has no real standards.  Not angry, just jealous!
 
2014-03-27 08:06:45 PM  

shtychkn: Starshines: I've been getting a kick over these recent outrage stories commenting on how female lawyers dress.  You want to see a rigidly enforced social code?  Try being a male lawyer.  There is literally one thing that is acceptable for you to wear.

Mens attire is a dress shirt or a polo with slacks in pretty much every field.


Not in the law.  Dark suit only, please.  Preferably one that cost over $800.

/Yes, you can tell just by looking.
 
2014-03-27 08:09:06 PM  

Starshines: shtychkn: Starshines: I've been getting a kick over these recent outrage stories commenting on how female lawyers dress.  You want to see a rigidly enforced social code?  Try being a male lawyer.  There is literally one thing that is acceptable for you to wear.

Mens attire is a dress shirt or a polo with slacks in pretty much every field.

Not in the law.  Dark suit only, please.  Preferably one that cost over $800.

/Yes, you can tell just by looking.


Yeah, the law is even more restricted then how limited it is normally.
 
2014-03-27 08:10:42 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-27 08:12:25 PM  

Starshines: shtychkn: Starshines: I've been getting a kick over these recent outrage stories commenting on how female lawyers dress.  You want to see a rigidly enforced social code?  Try being a male lawyer.  There is literally one thing that is acceptable for you to wear.

Mens attire is a dress shirt or a polo with slacks in pretty much every field.

Not in the law.  Dark suit only, please.  Preferably one that cost over $800.

/Yes, you can tell just by looking.


Yeah, but leaving the price tag on your suit is a little gangster.
 
2014-03-27 08:13:32 PM  
You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole.
 
2014-03-27 08:13:46 PM  
i242.photobucket.com

i242.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-27 08:15:11 PM  
cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2014-03-27 08:15:29 PM  

Starshines: shtychkn: Starshines: I've been getting a kick over these recent outrage stories commenting on how female lawyers dress.  You want to see a rigidly enforced social code?  Try being a male lawyer.  There is literally one thing that is acceptable for you to wear.

Mens attire is a dress shirt or a polo with slacks in pretty much every field.

Not in the law.  Dark suit only, please.  Preferably one that cost over $800.

/Yes, you can tell just by looking.


images.abajournal.com
 
2014-03-27 08:16:16 PM  

Atomic Spunk: OgreMagi: Useless without pictures of slutty lawyers.



YOU'RE WELCOME.


I hate you and pray that all of your extensions are rejected as duplicates.
 
2014-03-27 08:21:11 PM  
It's a god damn blog post. Just how many people comb the internet for outrage?
It's one of the reasons I'd advise people to never have identifying information online- anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of social media.
 
2014-03-27 08:24:56 PM  
Meh, older lawyer acting like a douche towards the newer ones...*yawn*

Nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-03-27 08:26:00 PM  
He has a point, though. If you want to be taken seriously by other people, you should look the part. It's not fair, but there it is.

I'm about as casual as it gets (currently wearing sweatpants!), but since I've returned from being abroad a few years, I've been regularly taken aback by how Americans dress. We often fall into two categories: Dingy Hobo or Slutty Hobo.

Ladies, put the tits and armpits away. Gentlemen, buy dress clothes (no, polo shirts and slacks do NOT qualify) to wear to professional functions. Save the stripper shoes and T-shirts for your days off. We don't have to dress like clergy, but displaying an iota of self-respect would be nice.


That said, I hate women's office wear. It's so often physically uncomfortable.   :(
 
2014-03-27 08:27:27 PM  

Starshines: I've been getting a kick over these recent outrage stories commenting on how female lawyers dress.  You want to see a rigidly enforced social code?  Try being a male lawyer.  There is literally one thing that is acceptable for you to wear.


Jesus, what I wouldn't give.  A couple nice suits, white shirts, well-shined black shoes, a few good ties, done.  Women spend way too much money on clothes - but it's unacceptable for a woman to wear the same thing every day.

If I could get away with it, I'd make myself an office uniform and that would be that.
 
2014-03-27 08:28:56 PM  
I like short skits. Who doesn't?
 
2014-03-27 08:33:52 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Atomic Spunk: OgreMagi: Useless without pictures of slutty lawyers.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

I hate you and pray that all of your extensions are rejected as duplicates.


Oh my goodness, NO! Would a photo of Star Jones' cleavage help?
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2014-03-27 08:34:01 PM  

freetomato: I like Big Butts, I cannot lie.

/FTFY

 
2014-03-27 08:34:29 PM  

jsmilky: women wear their stupid flip-flop shoes EVERYWHERE.   Nobody does anything about it, because they are cowards.


Reminds me of the flip-flop flap when the college girls wore flip-flops to the White House.  You know their mothers raised them better than that.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/8670164/ns/us_news/t/white-house-footwear- fa ns-flip-flop-kerfuffle/#.UzTDgVyYWlI
 
2014-03-27 08:34:52 PM  
All this guy wants is a little tart reform.  Who can blame him?
 
2014-03-27 08:35:08 PM  

Pichu0102: At least he is self aware, but he's still a dumbass for such a post.


Why? If he has lifetime tenure and this is how he feels, I guess it's a good thing for people to hear such views. Otherwise, why give him a lifetime appointment?

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 08:41:27 PM  

OgreMagi: Useless without pictures of slutty lawyers.


A staple of 1980s porno mags - big hair, cheap ladysuits, lensless glasses, no underwear.....Good times.
 
2014-03-27 08:41:47 PM  
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2014-03-27 08:45:15 PM  

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That's a good strip.  Here's who I'd like to see in slutty lawyer outfit:

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2014-03-27 08:45:28 PM  

Arachnophobe:


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Single Female Lawyer. Having lots of sex.
 
2014-03-27 08:47:09 PM  

I know to you he may look old, and I hope this statement ain't too bold but here cums da judge, here cums da judge, here cums da judge...



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2014-03-27 08:56:18 PM  
As a woman....let me just say this to other women... When in public...say at work or on a damn airplane or at your child's school...Class not Ass. WHY is this so hard to understand? And flip-flops are NEVER suitable attire - not even at Walmart, not even with a tube top whilst showing off your back fat and tramp stamp.

/unashamed shoewhore
 
2014-03-27 09:01:12 PM  
Isn't that pretty much how Islamist clerics justify making women wear the hijab?
 
2014-03-27 09:09:48 PM  

Starshines: shtychkn: Starshines: I've been getting a kick over these recent outrage stories commenting on how female lawyers dress.  You want to see a rigidly enforced social code?  Try being a male lawyer.  There is literally one thing that is acceptable for you to wear.

Mens attire is a dress shirt or a polo with slacks in pretty much every field.

Not in the law.  Dark suit only, please.  Preferably one that cost over $800.

/Yes, you can tell just by looking.


You are not entirely wrong, but there are exceptions. I am sitting here in my biglaw office, wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sneakers. Which is pretty much what I wear every day.

the trick is to be in a smaller office, preferably in California. And not be a litigator. Which is ok, cuz litigators are dicks.
 
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