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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)   Private cat rescue group is stunned when they are given a 3,000 square foot building situated on an acre of land - free of charge - to help even more felines. Sounds like it's time for Caturday   (post-gazette.com) divider line 1614
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2014-03-28 09:02:56 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:05:48 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:06:32 PM  
Eli has been sleeping on the couch almost all day. He did come upstairs to grab some water. He did eat, but he has been very lethargic. If he is still off tomorrow I will call the vet. This might be the shot that has made him so sick in the past ( when he had all the shots together). Last time I had to dig him out from hiding and force water into him. :(
 
2014-03-28 09:07:09 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:08:42 PM  

tigerose: Eli has been sleeping on the couch almost all day. He did come upstairs to grab some water. He did eat, but he has been very lethargic. If he is still off tomorrow I will call the vet. This might be the shot that has made him so sick in the past ( when he had all the shots together). Last time I had to dig him out from hiding and force water into him. :(


Oh...poor bebbeh! Maybe you should skin a chipmunk for him? Kidding.... :D Kindof like peel me a grape...
 
2014-03-28 09:09:18 PM  
Happy berfday, Alien!
The only way this really fits with anything is that it made me laugh like a loony-toon the first time I heard it...and it still makes me giggle or at the very least, gives me a smile.
Good thing the cats seem to enjoy it, as I inflict it upon them at least daily...

A Shoggoth on the Roof: "Tentacles!"

If what ran through your mind was the title of a rather famous Broadway production and movie...and one of its more well-known numbers...yep, you're going in the right direction.

Thanks to all yez for the handpatting, kleenex offered, and "Don't feel alone, BTDT" offered.
I don't feelz quite so uniquely stoopy now...

/ Did that come out right?
 
2014-03-28 09:10:01 PM  

tigerose: Eli has been sleeping on the couch almost all day. He did come upstairs to grab some water. He did eat, but he has been very lethargic. If he is still off tomorrow I will call the vet. This might be the shot that has made him so sick in the past ( when he had all the shots together). Last time I had to dig him out from hiding and force water into him. :(


That last comment sounded snarky, but I didn't mean it to be! I really hope he feels better tomorrow!! ♥
 
2014-03-28 09:10:16 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:12:14 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:13:19 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:15:57 PM  

syzygy whizz: Hello everyboddeee!

 ^-^
='.'=

Bless me, Caturday, for I have farked up...kinda.
Have made a discovery...it is not a good idea to substitute booze for your pain meds...
even if you're out of them and hurting like a m-fer.

Seems I lack the "OK, that's QUITE enough" switch. Had more than was good for me, and fell.
Needed to use my Red Button to summon assistance...dear gods, that was so embarrassing.
Nice people, burly, strong and mighty...got me up with (seemingly) no more trouble than a sack of potatoes...
but next day I'm paying for it. Found a couple HOLYFARKTHATHURTS places..weren't sure if it was just bruises or "Shiat...these are injuries that I'll have to take seriously (read: to the doc).
Took a couple days to learn to move around them with only a wince or hiss (as opposed to a yelp).

Add to my list of dislikes: "Feeling hungover, fragile, in pain, alone and scared...how badly have I farked things up THIS time?"

Not too badly, I don't think...and I've kept to my 1800 calories or less diet. The problem was forcing myself to actually eat something...just not interested.
But (say it along with me, dieters!) "If you don't eat, your body goes into starvation mode and grabs and stores as fat every single calorie it can pull out of the air rather than burning it."

Pharmacy opens at 9A, and friend is playing delivery service.
Help me get through the night, 'K?

...and as far as I know, there's still a damn mouse running loose around the house.


It's OK, a few indescretions are allowable.  They OUGHT to be, the rate I make 'em!

For future reference?  You might want to try 7-stepping it.  My personal, unscientific drinking style...

1) Eat something greasy, like an order of fries or slice of pizza.  The grease will coat the stomach lining, slowing the absorbtion rate.

2) Do not mix your drinks.  Stay consistent.

3) Keep hydrated.  For every 2 ounces of alcohol drink 8 ounces water.

4) Pace yourself.  Drink 2 or 3 drinks an hour.  DON'T drink like a teenage frat boy.

5) Rehydrate yourself the next day.  I recommend Poweraide.  Like Gatorade with the addition of B-complexes in the drink.  B vitamins will knock a hangover on its ass.

6) Go bananas.  The pottasium content in a banana is also good for the morning after.

7) Get toasted.  Slightly burnt toast will add carbon to your system and act like a charcoal filter.

Again, this is just my own, internet-verified method for drinking for pleasure while keeping your wits further into the evening and keeping your cookies further into the next morning.
 
2014-03-28 09:20:01 PM  

AlienDandelion: [img3.owned.com image 540x560] *like a boss*

Oh, man. If only....
But I was kinda attached to me jaw and butt...kinda needed 'em to stay put.
Some people don't have a whole lot of humor...not to mention a truckload of cognitive dissonance.
 
2014-03-28 09:23:03 PM  

AlienDandelion: [thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x333] (fear me... I am bread)


HA!  That bread is the YEAST of your problems.


/I'd loaf to hear your response
 
2014-03-28 09:25:20 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:25:32 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: HA!  That bread is the YEAST of your problems.


Very 'punny" of you.... *snerk*
 
2014-03-28 09:26:47 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:30:47 PM  

AlienDandelion: what the what?!
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Could be worse:

...could be a - Facial Hare.


/ducks
 
2014-03-28 09:33:01 PM  

syzygy whizz: Happy berfday, Alien!
The only way this really fits with anything is that it made me laugh like a loony-toon the first time I heard it...and it still makes me giggle or at the very least, gives me a smile.
Good thing the cats seem to enjoy it, as I inflict it upon them at least daily...

A Shoggoth on the Roof: "Tentacles!"

If what ran through your mind was the title of a rather famous Broadway production and movie...and one of its more well-known numbers...yep, you're going in the right direction.

Thanks to all yez for the handpatting, kleenex offered, and "Don't feel alone, BTDT" offered.
I don't feelz quite so uniquely stoopy now...

/ Did that come out right?


Awww, you were an inspiration to me, at least. I read your tale of humiliation and woe and pondered my own sorry state of unwellishness and decided you were indeed on the right track with your boozin' it up strategy. So I put on pants (such a burden, pants) and even a shirt, went to the liquor store and bought some hooch. I nearly bought some cute jar of moonshine, because I didn't want anything I would actually like TOO much, but hit a middle ground with Southern Comfort. I've not had that in years and there was Mt Dew nearby, so there ya go.

I am now reminding myself not to drink too terribly much or Uncle Cabbage will have to learn the words to "Hail to the Hammer" and "Hold the Heathen Hammer High" so we can have a drunken sing-a-long and then I will also get to meet the burly members of the local rescue squad, who I highly doubt will have long hair, multiple tattoos and basically be the eyeliner wearing dreamboats of my quickly retreating youth. Not to mention probably not amused at all by a fat, middle aged drunken metal head wench asking if they come here often while they're trying to lift her.

See? You're inspirational AND educational! :-D

Here, have some Grumpy Cat!
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2014-03-28 09:33:19 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:35:53 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: but hit a middle ground with Southern Comfort.


OMG!! My Mom.....back in the day...would drink that with milk. They're called "titty balls". ACK!!!!!!
 
2014-03-28 09:39:05 PM  
Ouch!
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2014-03-28 09:43:20 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:43:51 PM  

tigerose: Eli has been sleeping on the couch almost all day. He did come upstairs to grab some water. He did eat, but he has been very lethargic. If he is still off tomorrow I will call the vet. This might be the shot that has made him so sick in the past ( when he had all the shots together). Last time I had to dig him out from hiding and force water into him. :(


I give mine their yearly 4-in-1 + FeLv at home...Cheaper, less stress on ALL of us...
They're all kind of 'Slow ride, take it easy' the next day or two.

Can't get away with doing that for their rabies shots though...live virus and very NASTY one...
Sainted Vet has to handle that. Two of mine are due for their 3 year boosters this year...


Thanks for the advice, Uncle Cabbage...
I think it may have been avoiding step #1 (e.g., greasy = high caloric) that potentiated matters.
Alcohol and limited calories don't leave you a whole lot of wiggle room (Gutter's over that way, for those of you with graphic imaginations). Wasn't partying, was just trying to quit hurting.
All I did was manage to acquire a couple of bruises to negotiate around, as well as the usual achy stuff.

Bright side: I didn't break anything...and bruises heal. I'll take it and call it "Didn't azackly lose" .

Didn't get cookie-tossing, "Dear gods, where's the damn guillotine?" hungover...just that all-over lousy feeling...plus ashamed.
That was the worst of it.
 
2014-03-28 09:44:47 PM  

yobbery: Ouch!
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Hahaha!!! Made me giggle, though... :D
 
2014-03-28 09:46:47 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:48:34 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:48:51 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:52:13 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:53:12 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:54:22 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:56:27 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:58:47 PM  
To pg8, TTE temp threads end. Having Plumbicon print me ~40 half-sheet Poisson D'Avril Award certs to give at radio club mtg Tue. Also shortly or in daylight (far more likely!) sending club website minder/geezer scanned cert, now scanner's back yay woot, to put up on Tue. Located blankie for it, still consider changing typeface for catption as what I used doesn't show up well.
Hm, almost turn-in time, find pic & do rounds.
i.imgur.comSweat I do own, re-scaleable.  B bk inabit.
 
2014-03-28 09:59:03 PM  
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2014-03-28 09:59:11 PM  

syzygy whizz: Happy berfday, Alien!
The only way this really fits with anything is that it made me laugh like a loony-toon the first time I heard it...and it still makes me giggle or at the very least, gives me a smile.
Good thing the cats seem to enjoy it, as I inflict it upon them at least daily...

A Shoggoth on the Roof: "Tentacles!"

If what ran through your mind was the title of a rather famous Broadway production and movie...and one of its more well-known numbers...yep, you're going in the right direction.

Thanks to all yez for the handpatting, kleenex offered, and "Don't feel alone, BTDT" offered.
I don't feelz quite so uniquely stoopy now...

/ Did that come out right?


OH...mah....gherds!
Buwahhh ahhhahahah hahahahah!!!!!
why am I not surprised you would think of me?!
hahaahah! love it! >;D
especially the TENTACLES!!!! part :3
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2014-03-28 10:01:05 PM  

lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: but hit a middle ground with Southern Comfort.

OMG!! My Mom.....back in the day...would drink that with milk. They're called "titty balls". ACK!!!!!!


I have never tried that. Ya know, I think it's a safe bet that I never will try that either.

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2014-03-28 10:01:15 PM  

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I am sensing a change in you....posting really cute kitteh pics????  Are you okay man?  :D
 
2014-03-28 10:01:20 PM  
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2014-03-28 10:02:58 PM  

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wow that is so cool!!!
damn this one is tooo big...
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2014-03-28 10:03:27 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: For future reference? You might want to try 7-stepping it. My personal, unscientific drinking style...
1) Eat something greasy, like an order of fries or slice of pizza. The grease will coat the stomach lining, slowing the absorbtion rate.
2) Do not mix your drinks. Stay consistent.
3) Keep hydrated. For every 2 ounces of alcohol drink 8 ounces water.
4) Pace yourself. Drink 2 or 3 drinks an hour. DON'T drink like a teenage frat boy.
5) Rehydrate yourself the next day. I recommend Poweraide. Like Gatorade with the addition of B-complexes in the drink. B vitamins will knock a hangover on its ass.
6) Go bananas. The pottasium content in a banana is also good for the morning after.
7) Get toasted. Slightly burnt toast will add carbon to your system and act like a charcoal filter.


Spoken like a true professional, and a fellow Caturday drunk.
 
2014-03-28 10:03:37 PM  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: I have never tried that. Ya know, I think it's a safe bet that I never will try that either.


Yeah, I tasted one .....once.  I will never drink Southern Comfort again.  :P
 
2014-03-28 10:03:41 PM  
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2014-03-28 10:04:33 PM  
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2014-03-28 10:05:47 PM  
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2014-03-28 10:06:08 PM  

yobbery: lilyspad: yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 600x338]

I am sensing a change in you....posting really cute kitteh pics????  Are you okay man?  :D

Yeah, I'm fine. Why do you ask?
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OMGOMGOMG!  I just farking snorted beer!!!  OUt OF MY FARKING NOSE!  You owe me a keyboard, sh**head!!!  :D  omg...I am dying over here!!  :D
 
2014-03-28 10:06:42 PM  

yobbery: lilyspad: yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 600x338]

I am sensing a change in you....posting really cute kitteh pics????  Are you okay man?  :D

Yeah, I'm fine. Why do you ask?
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My childhood just got raped.
 
2014-03-28 10:07:06 PM  

yobbery: lilyspad: yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 600x338]

I am sensing a change in you....posting really cute kitteh pics????  Are you okay man?  :D

Yeah, I'm fine. Why do you ask?
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Buwahhh ahahahah hahhahaha!!!
*stares*
oh mies... and that's tame for even you hahahaha! >;D
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2014-03-28 10:07:34 PM  
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2014-03-28 10:08:03 PM  
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2014-03-28 10:08:46 PM  
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2014-03-28 10:09:00 PM  
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