syzygy whizz: Hello everyboddeee! ^-^='.'=Bless me, Caturday, for I have farked up...kinda.Have made a discovery...it is not a good idea to substitute booze for your pain meds...even if you're out of them and hurting like a m-fer.Seems I lack the "OK, that's QUITE enough" switch. Had more than was good for me, and fell.Needed to use my Red Button to summon assistance...dear gods, that was so embarrassing.Nice people, burly, strong and mighty...got me up with (seemingly) no more trouble than a sack of potatoes...but next day I'm paying for it. Found a couple HOLYFARKTHATHURTS places..weren't sure if it was just bruises or "Shiat...these are injuries that I'll have to take seriously (read: to the doc).Took a couple days to learn to move around them with only a wince or hiss (as opposed to a yelp).Add to my list of dislikes: "Feeling hungover, fragile, in pain, alone and scared...how badly have I farked things up THIS time?"Not too badly, I don't think...and I've kept to my 1800 calories or less diet. The problem was forcing myself to actually eat something...just not interested.But (say it along with me, dieters!) "If you don't eat, your body goes into starvation mode and grabs and stores as fat every single calorie it can pull out of the air rather than burning it."Pharmacy opens at 9A, and friend is playing delivery service.Help me get through the night, 'K?...and as far as I know, there's still a damn mouse running loose around the house.
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