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(The Raw Story)   Question: Are you destined to be a CEO or a secretary? Answer: Look in your pants   (rawstory.com ) divider line 77
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2014-03-27 08:22:47 PM  
If you have someone eles's semen in them, you're destined to be a CEO.
 
2014-03-27 08:41:00 PM  
I see Bryan Fischer has branched out on his hate. He used to only talk about the homogays.
 
2014-03-27 08:41:53 PM  
And of course minorities are not suitable for either position.
 
2014-03-27 08:42:58 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-03-27 08:44:45 PM  
I'm currently not wearing pants.
 
2014-03-27 08:44:51 PM  
If I look in my pants and find a secretary, does that make me the CEO?
 
2014-03-27 08:46:24 PM  
I looked in my pants and got freaked out! It was like an albino python. Now I know why I cant get any chicks.
 
2014-03-27 08:50:26 PM  

Mugato: If you have someone eles's semen in them, you're destined to be a CEO.


Snort
 
2014-03-27 08:50:47 PM  

noblewolf: If I look in my pants and find a secretary, does that make me the CEO?


Absolutely. And not only is that true, it's completely gender-neutral!
 
2014-03-27 08:51:28 PM  
World: behold my penis, now put me in charge of Blackberry!
 
2014-03-27 08:53:17 PM  
it's true - women do have those very un-manly voices.  just like Bryan Fischer.
 
2014-03-27 08:53:48 PM  
"Although the radio host admitted he had religious objections to the minimum wage..."

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 08:54:19 PM  

noblewolf: If I look in my pants and find a secretary, does that make me the CEO?


Maybe, but if you're already a CEO, it guarantees a raise for the secretary.
 
2014-03-27 08:54:44 PM  
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
 Excuse me?
The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
That's it.
 
2014-03-27 08:56:00 PM  
The Gender Equality Paradox - Part of theHjernevask (Brianwash) series by Harald Eia.

TLDW: He goes around interviewing social scientists and real scientists, the social scientists spout idealogy, whereas the real scientists spout evidence. It creates controversy and the Nordic Gender Institute (the social scientists) ends up getting shut down.
 
2014-03-27 08:56:09 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: World: behold my penis, now put me in charge of Blackberry!


Your cunning plan... I don't think you thought it all the way through.
 
2014-03-27 08:56:56 PM  
That's the core of what passes for conservatism today, ladies. Assholes using some twisted mockery of Christianity to justify their discrimination of you (and others who aren't white and male). So don't vote Republican.
 
2014-03-27 08:57:14 PM  
This chucklefark just keeps on givin'!
 
2014-03-27 08:58:39 PM  

Rhino_man: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: World: behold my penis, now put me in charge of Blackberry!

Your cunning plan... I don't think you thought it all the way through.


In fairness, it might be a really REALLY unimpressive penis.
 
2014-03-27 08:59:23 PM  
Oh hey, there's that fortune cookie I took home from the company holiday party. "Rivers need springs." Okay, what the fark does that mean?
 
2014-03-27 09:00:08 PM  

Snapper Carr: "Although the radio host admitted he had religious objections to the minimum wage..."

[i.imgur.com image 310x196]


You already have God's love, what do you need money for?
 
2014-03-27 09:00:33 PM  
WTF is a Secretary? rOur three small businesses haven't had secretaries for 15 years.
 
2014-03-27 09:00:42 PM  
CEO liklihood depends on the IPS coefficient.
IPS= Inverted Penis Syndrome.
 
2014-03-27 09:01:02 PM  
Can't wait for the day when Bryan Fischer is arrested for soliciting a Transsexual to spank him.
 
2014-03-27 09:01:33 PM  

noblewolf: If I look in my pants and find a secretary, does that make me the CEO?


LOL
 
2014-03-27 09:01:58 PM  

wxboy: noblewolf: If I look in my pants and find a secretary, does that make me the CEO?

Maybe, but if you're already a CEO, it guarantees a raise for the secretary.


And a rise out of me as well...
 
2014-03-27 09:04:00 PM  
I have a shaved chicken in my trousers. I keep it in handy in case some kooky fundamentalist gets horny. Also, I am not sure where this guy gets the idea all women are sweet and welcoming. I am a complete asshole to men that can't seem to get the fact that it is not 1950 anymore.
 
2014-03-27 09:04:24 PM  

Arkanaut: You already have God's love, what do you need money for?


So I can give it to the church in appreciation of God's love.
 
2014-03-27 09:04:31 PM  

mongbiohazard: That's the core of what passes for conservatism today, ladies. Assholes using some twisted mockery of Christianity to justify their discrimination of you (and others who aren't white and male). So don't vote Republican.


I'm sure you're right about all conservatives, how could you be wrong?

/I heard all liberals secretly support NAMBLA
 
2014-03-27 09:08:02 PM  

Animatronik: mongbiohazard: That's the core of what passes for conservatism today, ladies. Assholes using some twisted mockery of Christianity to justify their discrimination of you (and others who aren't white and male). So don't vote Republican.

I'm sure you're right about all conservatives, how could you be wrong?

/I heard all liberals secretly support NAMBLA


Yeah, how dare he! He left out the assholes using Ayn Rand to justify their discrimination of people who aren't rich!
 
2014-03-27 09:09:59 PM  
What is truly sad is that there a women in his congregation who swallow his bull hook line and sinker.
 
2014-03-27 09:10:56 PM  
And god designed Fischer to be a willing receptacle  for goat semen.
 
2014-03-27 09:12:05 PM  

Animatronik: mongbiohazard: That's the core of what passes for conservatism today, ladies. Assholes using some twisted mockery of Christianity to justify their discrimination of you (and others who aren't white and male). So don't vote Republican.

I'm sure you're right about all conservatives, how could you be wrong?

/I heard all liberals secretly support NAMBLA


I am a liberal and I support the Naughty Assassins Milking Buttons Llamas Association as well.
 
2014-03-27 09:12:14 PM  

macross87: I shot an elephant in my pajamas...


What was he doing in your pajamas?
 
2014-03-27 09:13:16 PM  

Rhino_man: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: World: behold my penis, now put me in charge of Blackberry!

Your cunning plan... I don't think you thought it all the way through.


Meh, they're local, and I like the encryption. They just need someone in charge who'll fire the 2000 Nortel idiots who destroyed the company.
 
2014-03-27 09:14:13 PM  

Arkanaut: Snapper Carr: "Although the radio host admitted he had religious objections to the minimum wage..."

[i.imgur.com image 310x196]

You already have God's love, what do you need money for?


Because god wants a Ferrari and a giant 40-bedroom mansion on 40,000 acres.
 
2014-03-27 09:14:44 PM  

Animatronik: mongbiohazard: That's the core of what passes for conservatism today, ladies. Assholes using some twisted mockery of Christianity to justify their discrimination of you (and others who aren't white and male). So don't vote Republican.

I'm sure you're right about all conservatives, how could you be wrong?

/I heard all liberals secretly support NAMBLA


Not all conservatives... Actually it is the people who have taken over the conservative political party... And those they pander to.

Those of us who want a Conservative party, that stays the hell away from social issues and seperate church and state... Well, we stopped voting Republican a while back.
 
2014-03-27 09:14:50 PM  

Marshal805: Can't wait for the day when Bryan Fischer is arrested for soliciting a Transsexual to spank him.


A CEO transsexual, or a Secretary transsexual? Knowing him - a threesome. But, he's getting spanked. And the bottom.
 
2014-03-27 09:15:04 PM  

Mock26: What is truly sad is that there a women in his congregation who swallow his bull hook line and sinker.


Good christian women are spitters, not swallowers.
 
2014-03-27 09:15:35 PM  
Ahh, backwards idiot opens mouth. Must be a day ending in Y.
 
2014-03-27 09:16:59 PM  
Well it is the job of that organization to say stuff like that.  If they do not say it, they why do they exist?
 
2014-03-27 09:18:54 PM  
Alright now I'm totally curious.  What exactly is his religious objection to a minimum wage?
 
2014-03-27 09:19:18 PM  

formerfloozy: Mock26: What is truly sad is that there a women in his congregation who swallow his bull hook line and sinker.

Good christian women are spitters, not swallowers.


But every sperm is sacred, and if a sperm is sacred then god gets quite irate.
 
2014-03-27 09:21:50 PM  
I looked in my pants. I think I'm destined to go on a rampage and destroy tokyo with my 50 enormous penis-tentacles.
 
2014-03-27 09:23:12 PM  

formerfloozy: ... Also, I am not sure where this guy gets the idea all women are sweet and welcoming. I am a complete asshole to men that can't seem to get the fact that it is not 1950 anymore.


By and large, women seem more pleasant, and less threatening, to be around - than men do.  You may be some sort of bitter, angry corner case - but that doesn't invalidate the general observation.  Probably stems from something very basic, like "babies love their mommy" - but whether it's literally an aspect of their femaleness, or a consequence of most humans being closely bonded to their beloved (even if horrible mean and nasty) mothers at a very young and impressionable age, it's pretty much a universal part of the human condition.

/ Yes, I'm a biased male.
// My wife finds females generally more pleasant also.
/// You probably do too.
 
2014-03-27 09:23:34 PM  

Mock26: formerfloozy: Mock26: What is truly sad is that there a women in his congregation who swallow his bull hook line and sinker.

Good christian women are spitters, not swallowers.

But every sperm is sacred, and if a sperm is sacred then god gets quite irate.


That's why you spit it into... nevermind.
 
2014-03-27 09:25:34 PM  

Snapper Carr: "Although the radio host admitted he had religious objections to the minimum wage..."

[i.imgur.com image 310x196]


"Slaves, obey your masters"

Jesus didn't leave much room for ambiguity.  You're just supposed to suck it up and let the rich walk all over you.
 
2014-03-27 09:25:37 PM  

WickerNipple: Alright now I'm totally curious.  What exactly is his religious objection to a minimum wage?


Jesus said the poor are scum and should all starve to death in disease-infested ghettos. I think that's in both Luke and Matthew but I can't be arsed to look it up for you.
 
2014-03-27 09:29:37 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-27 09:30:51 PM  

WickerNipple: Alright now I'm totally curious.  What exactly is his religious objection to a minimum wage?


Genesis 14:3 "Thou shalt not pay thy staff  any government-mandated sum because I am the LORD thy God."
 
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