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(41 Action News)   Don't you hate it when you are taking your lady out to a $100 a plate dinner, only to look over and see the federal marshal that has been looking for you for 2 years at the table next to you?   (kshb.com) divider line 44
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2014-03-27 04:17:32 PM  
www.kavusclub.it
 
2014-03-27 05:52:09 PM  
Ah, our societies high rollers.

Criminals, and cops.
 
2014-03-27 05:54:20 PM  
Over a $100 a plate dinner event, no. At a yarn outlet, yes.
 
2014-03-27 05:55:17 PM  
I know I do.

But at least we don't have to fill out the forms in triplicate anymore.
 
2014-03-27 05:55:20 PM  
Fogo de Chao? Oh, man. That guy's going to have the meat shiats in a jail cell. A punishment so cruel should only be reserved for only the most heinous of crimes.
 
2014-03-27 05:58:16 PM  
Come on submitter, Fogo de Chao is like a $40-50 a plate dinner. Very misleading
 
2014-03-27 06:01:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 06:01:23 PM  
"But I haven't finished my souffle!"

"I. Don't. Care."
 
2014-03-27 06:01:59 PM  
That's why I always dine at those trendy pitch black dinner events, also no one cares if you don't wear a tie.
 
2014-03-27 06:03:16 PM  

sendtodave: Ah, our societies high rollers.

Criminals, and cops.


this, sadly.
 
2014-03-27 06:06:55 PM  
High-end restaurant...with a salad bar?
 
2014-03-27 06:08:25 PM  
And there is a US Marshall... named Cahill... involved in this story somehow... and *no one* went with Cahill, US Marshall references?? For shame, Fark.
 
2014-03-27 06:11:44 PM  

Perducci: "But I haven't finished my souffle!"

"I. Don't. Care."


Didn't you read the article, he let the man finish his meal.
 
2014-03-27 06:12:19 PM  
At least he didn't kill his wife, like that other guy did.
 
2014-03-27 06:19:00 PM  
Was the shooting Justified?
 
2014-03-27 06:24:38 PM  
I think we cannot ignore the line of " and here comes the meat:.
 
2014-03-27 06:27:28 PM  
Can someone explain this phrase "I walked back in, sat down and this being Fogo, flipped the little coin over and here comes the meat." to a non-Kansaskin?
 
2014-03-27 06:30:53 PM  
Any place you are flipping coins to alert your server you want more meat isn't going to be high end or 100 a plate. Sounds like one of those brazillian BBQ places
 
2014-03-27 06:31:55 PM  

mjjt: Can someone explain this phrase "I walked back in, sat down and this being Fogo, flipped the little coin over and here comes the meat." to a non-Kansaskin?


It's the same thing as "raising the flag" at Panchos (if you're a Texan).

It means bring me more food.
 
2014-03-27 06:32:55 PM  

mjjt: Can someone explain this phrase "I walked back in, sat down and this being Fogo, flipped the little coin over and here comes the meat." to a non-Kansaskin?


Basically there are restaurants where they give you a coin or some kind of marker and one side says bring meat the other says you are done.

Basically guys show up with different meats on skewers and serve / carve table side
 
2014-03-27 06:33:06 PM  

mjjt: Fogo


Explanation here.
 
2014-03-27 06:34:02 PM  

kindms: Any place you are flipping coins to alert your server you want more meat isn't going to be high end or 100 a plate. Sounds like one of those brazillian BBQ places


It is. They walk around with tons of meat on skewers, and you just point and drool.

/ate there once
//felt like i ate 3 babies when all was said and done
///i'm a skinny guy
 
2014-03-27 06:35:43 PM  
We have a Fogo here in Houston...
It's a high end (price-wise) Brazilian BBQ...40-50 bucks per person...more if you order a lot of sides or drinks...
That one guy is being nitpicky...it can be quite expensive.
Nonetheless...
There's a giant salad bar, vegetable bar, fruit bar...whatever...
But the selling point is the coin...see...when you flip your coin over lots of Brazilian guys will start hitting your table with endless supplies of very tasty, exotic type BBQ'd meats...one guy has some kind of chicken, another some kind of beef, another some kind of pork, another guy with sausage...
AND THEY KEEP COMING AND DROPPING OFF MEAT UNTIL YOU FLIP THE COIN BACK OVER!!!
If you love meat...its a-farking-mazing...a dream come true for your meat-loving taste-buds.
 
2014-03-27 06:38:14 PM  

learn2fly: kindms: Any place you are flipping coins to alert your server you want more meat isn't going to be high end or 100 a plate. Sounds like one of those brazillian BBQ places

/ate there once
//felt like i ate 3 babies when all was said and done
///i'm was a skinny guy

 
2014-03-27 06:40:05 PM  
Just because the fugitive got arrested before the date was over doesn't mean he lost out on a romantic evening.
 
2014-03-27 06:40:08 PM  
I love those types of restaurants, especially when I need to consume 6000 calories at a sitting.
 
2014-03-27 06:40:39 PM  
Rawhead Rex:
If you love meat...its a-farking-mazing...a dream come true for your meat-loving taste-buds.

Some friends accidentally took a vegetarian to a Fogo.

Oops.

But she loved the salad bar.
 
2014-03-27 06:40:58 PM  

Rawhead Rex: We have a Fogo here in Houston...
It's a high end (price-wise) Brazilian BBQ...40-50 bucks per person...more if you order a lot of sides or drinks...
That one guy is being nitpicky...it can be quite expensive.
Nonetheless...
There's a giant salad bar, vegetable bar, fruit bar...whatever...
But the selling point is the coin...see...when you flip your coin over lots of Brazilian guys will start hitting your table with endless supplies of very tasty, exotic type BBQ'd meats...one guy has some kind of chicken, another some kind of beef, another some kind of pork, another guy with sausage...
AND THEY KEEP COMING AND DROPPING OFF MEAT UNTIL YOU FLIP THE COIN BACK OVER!!!
If you love meat...its a-farking-mazing...a dream come true for your meat-loving taste-buds.


Now I know where I wish to plan my next vacation around.
 
2014-03-27 06:57:48 PM  

dropdfun: Rawhead Rex: We have a Fogo here in Houston...
It's a high end (price-wise) Brazilian BBQ...40-50 bucks per person...more if you order a lot of sides or drinks...
That one guy is being nitpicky...it can be quite expensive.
Nonetheless...
There's a giant salad bar, vegetable bar, fruit bar...whatever...
But the selling point is the coin...see...when you flip your coin over lots of Brazilian guys will start hitting your table with endless supplies of very tasty, exotic type BBQ'd meats...one guy has some kind of chicken, another some kind of beef, another some kind of pork, another guy with sausage...
AND THEY KEEP COMING AND DROPPING OFF MEAT UNTIL YOU FLIP THE COIN BACK OVER!!!
If you love meat...its a-farking-mazing...a dream come true for your meat-loving taste-buds.

Now I know where I wish to plan my next vacation around.


A hospital that specializes in bypass surgery?
 
2014-03-27 06:58:58 PM  

dropdfun: Rawhead Rex: We have a Fogo here in Houston...
It's a high end (price-wise) Brazilian BBQ...40-50 bucks per person...more if you order a lot of sides or drinks...
That one guy is being nitpicky...it can be quite expensive.
Nonetheless...
There's a giant salad bar, vegetable bar, fruit bar...whatever...
But the selling point is the coin...see...when you flip your coin over lots of Brazilian guys will start hitting your table with endless supplies of very tasty, exotic type BBQ'd meats...one guy has some kind of chicken, another some kind of beef, another some kind of pork, another guy with sausage...
AND THEY KEEP COMING AND DROPPING OFF MEAT UNTIL YOU FLIP THE COIN BACK OVER!!!
If you love meat...its a-farking-mazing...a dream come true for your meat-loving taste-buds.

Now I know where I wish to plan my next vacation around.


It's a chain. If you live in the US you probably have one near you. Or a Texas de Brazil, which is essentially the same thing (All Brazilian steakhouses are like that). I once tried to arrange summer classes so I could eat lunch at Rodizio Grill near Coors Field everyday.
 
2014-03-27 07:00:46 PM  
Methinks we're paying our Marshals too much ... or he's a crooked Marshal (Kansas CIty Tenderloin)
 
2014-03-27 07:08:20 PM  

spelletrader: mjjt: Fogo

Explanation here.



Thanks for the education

What a time to be alive
 
2014-03-27 07:10:08 PM  

you are a puppet: Come on submitter, Fogo de Chao is like a $40-50 a plate dinner. Very misleading


$42.50
 
2014-03-27 07:28:49 PM  
If the entree is $100, there had better not be a salad bar.
 
2014-03-27 07:49:24 PM  
Super delicious. I would peg it as straight middle class oriented establishment with great service, fantastic food. But by no means upper crust or 100 a plate.
 
2014-03-27 08:06:36 PM  
"this being Fogo, flipped the little coin over and here comes the meat."

I bet people in Fogo have these coins in the bedroom.
 
2014-03-27 08:23:55 PM  
Two years is a long time to be looking for someone around a table. Typical government employee.
 
2014-03-27 08:26:44 PM  
There isn't a $100.00 plate dinner anywhere in Kansas City; and of course KCMO arrived quickly. There is like thirty of them on the Plaza running off all the black folk.
 
2014-03-27 09:21:53 PM  

Watubi: High-end restaurant...with a salad bar?


Yup. Just here to confirm. Salad bar is low-end mister flyover dusty place.
 
2014-03-27 09:58:55 PM  

ChubbyTiger: If the entree is $100, there had better not be a salad bar.


For $100, it had better come with a salad whore.
 
2014-03-27 10:08:29 PM  
img.fark.net

And just because it's funny...
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-27 11:48:14 PM  

groppet: Was the shooting Justified?


He came at me with a king-bolt.
 
2014-03-28 12:09:11 AM  
"I walked back in, sat down and this being Fogo, flipped the little coin over and here comes the meat."

The felon will soon be saying something very similar:

"I walked back in, sat down and this being Fogo Prison, flipped the little coin over and here comes the meat."
 
2014-03-28 08:37:05 AM  
WTF does this mean??   "I walked back in, sat down and this being Fogo, flipped the little coin over and here comes the meat."
 
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