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(Deseret News)   Officials: Crispi bacon poses fire risk   (deseretnews.com ) divider line
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2014-03-27 05:38:07 PM  
damn, that's a hard 31 right there.
 
2014-03-27 05:42:08 PM  

The Flexecutioner: damn, that's a hard 31 right there.


I came here to say exactly this.

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2014-03-27 05:42:14 PM  
I couldn't read that article without laughing every time it mentioned her name. How the fark could anyone named Crispi ever be taken seriously by anyone?

Let this be a lesson to all you would be parents out there. This is what happens when you give your kid some ridiculously stupid name, and yes, that super cool sounding name you have in mind is ridiculously stupid as well.
 
2014-03-27 05:43:39 PM  
Cameo Adawn Crispi???

Her whole name is a train wreck
 
2014-03-27 05:43:47 PM  
She looks crispy ..
 
2014-03-27 05:46:40 PM  
the bacon was probably to start a grease fire.might have worked if not for the pan.
/self sabotage
 
2014-03-27 05:48:25 PM  
What a ginger may look like.
 
2014-03-27 05:49:20 PM  

doubled99: Cameo Adawn Crispi???

Her whole name is a train wreck


Word up.
 
2014-03-27 05:53:17 PM  
If your bacon poses a fire risk, you cooked it too long
 
2014-03-27 05:54:47 PM  
Crispi once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn Crispi with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo   dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, Crispi bites Kan be pretty nasti...
 
2014-03-27 06:04:09 PM  
 
2014-03-27 06:40:26 PM  
"Banda crispi Greedo, Solo?"
 
2014-03-27 07:36:44 PM  

LesserEvil: The Flexecutioner: damn, that's a hard 31 right there.

I came here to say exactly this.

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I was thinking that was a surprisingly cute 45 year old until I read the caption.
 
2014-03-27 07:55:20 PM  
Bacon abuse, first degree. 10 years.
 
2014-03-27 08:03:43 PM  
Was the bacon Ok?
 
2014-03-27 11:34:56 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I couldn't read that article without laughing every time it mentioned her name. How the fark could anyone named Crispi ever be taken seriously by anyone?

Let this be a lesson to all you would be parents out there. This is what happens when you give your kid some ridiculously stupid name, and yes, that super cool sounding name you have in mind is ridiculously stupid as well.



Crispi is her LAST name but her parents didn't do her any favors with her first name, Cameo.
 
2014-03-28 12:14:26 AM  
mmmmmm bacon------wait a minute--------- WTF!!!!!!
 
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