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(Straits Times)   In a move that no one should have a problem with, Malaysia says there's sealed evidence on MH370 that cannot be made public   (straitstimes.com) divider line 26
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2014-03-27 03:11:10 PM
8 votes:
You know, Malaysia, this guy is still alive and presumably available for contract work.

www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com
2014-03-27 04:04:52 PM
4 votes:

Galloping Galoshes: ongbok: One of the pilot's was a major outspoken supporter of the Democratic party opposed to the current government. Maybe this was an operation by the government to remotely program the plane to climb to an altitude that would kill everybody on board, then fly out to a heading where it could crash into a remote area of the ocean so they could blame it on the pilot and discredit the opposition party.

I mean while we are tossing around conspiracies.

The Russians did it to distract the Chinese while they roll their shock armies up to the Mongolian border.


Or it could have been an accident. There could have been a small short lived fire that knocked out one of the transponders and damaged the other one enough that it eventually failed. Although this fire was extinguished, it could have also ruptured the canisters that house the chemicals for the chemtrails. Because of the fire the pilot most likely would have set a course to turn around and land at the nearest airport to assess the damage, but he didn't know that the chemtrial containers were ruptured and was overcome by the chemicals before he could fully enter in the new flight plan into the flight computer causing the plane to fly off until it crashed. When they are diluted into the atmosphere those chemitrail chemicals will leave people susceptible to a suggestive state, but they aren't deadly. However in an undiluted form and in an enclosed space those things will cause unconsciousness and death in a matter of minutes.
2014-03-27 04:00:41 PM
3 votes:
FTFA:

Some family representatives targeted Malaysian envoy Iskandar Sarudin, asking him: "You expect us to accept a report you cannot defend?"

"No comment,'' said Mr Iskandar.


Malaysia and Indonesia share a border.

upload.wikimedia.org

Indonesia and Malaysia are both known for gamelan music.

Iscandar and Gamilon are located in the same star system.

Coincidences?  I THINK NOT!

The truth: MH370 was destroyed by the Comet Empire.  STUDY IT OUT, SHEEPLE!
2014-03-27 03:22:17 PM
3 votes:
i60.tinypic.com
2014-03-27 03:13:27 PM
3 votes:
"Thanks for demonstrating your ability to read every word out of the powerpoint slides."

OH SNAP
2014-03-27 05:21:28 PM
2 votes:
Create reason for copilot to leave the cockpit.  Put on personal oxygen tank mask.  Disable circuit breaker to cabin emergency oxygen lines.  Depressurize plane.  Wait 2 minutes.  Pressurize plane.  Turn on autopilot.  Go into back of plane and take pictures of yourself posing with each of the corpses, maybe playing a little dress up.  Wag your finger at corpse and act like you are angry with it.  That sort of thing.  Maybe a few pictures a la weekend at Bernie's style.  Upload all the pictures to your blog.  Drink all the alcohol on board.  Profit.
2014-03-27 03:55:39 PM
2 votes:
Next Malaysia will use the 'Chewbacca defense'.
2014-03-27 03:48:22 PM
2 votes:

LazyMedia: You know, Malaysia, this guy is still alive and presumably available for contract work.

[www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com image 300x225]


Serious answer: Apparently, he's alive but living in obscurity.

FARK Answer: He regenerated:

news.bbcimg.co.uk
2014-03-27 03:48:13 PM
2 votes:

Tigger: it's time to revisit the 'tiny black hole'


cdn0.sbnation.com
2014-03-27 03:39:30 PM
2 votes:

Stoker: It was an inside job just like 9/11.
They already know exactly what happened and are trying their damnedest to keep the truth from the light.


A second WTC has crashed into the southbound plane
2014-03-27 03:28:41 PM
2 votes:
The airplane was brought down by seals?!
2014-03-27 03:18:36 PM
2 votes:
Zoolander should've killed the President of Malaysia.
2014-03-27 03:05:25 PM
2 votes:
Yeah, the US government would never seal documents relating to an on going investigation
2014-03-27 05:47:07 PM
1 votes:
Hey, Malaysia, just stop talking.
2014-03-27 05:13:05 PM
1 votes:
The plane landed at Nanming, according to air traffic control logs.
2014-03-27 04:13:19 PM
1 votes:

ongbok: When they are diluted into the atmosphere those chemitrail chemicals will leave people susceptible to a suggestive state, but they aren't deadly. However in an undiluted form and in an enclosed space those things will cause unconsciousness and death in a matter of minutes.


Not to mention, they burn hot enough to melt steel.
/not obscure
2014-03-27 03:46:04 PM
1 votes:

clkeagle: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Isn't this pretty normal with both plane crashes and criminal investigations, of which both are on-going?  I believe most of the details of a normal plane crash in the US aren't released to the public until the investigation is over which can take one or two years, and it is certainly normal in a potential criminal investigation to withhold certain evidence until trail or the investigation is over.  And the Malaysian government has stated many times that they believe their is reason to believe this is a criminal matter.

Yeah, I don't find this to be odd in itself.

But the reactions from the US media are going to reach truly bizarre levels.


I think it's time to revisit the 'tiny black hole' theory
2014-03-27 03:39:53 PM
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2014-03-27 03:38:43 PM
1 votes:
One of the pilot's was a major outspoken supporter of the Democratic party opposed to the current government. Maybe this was an operation by the government to remotely program the plane to climb to an altitude that would kill everybody on board, then fly out to a heading where it could crash into a remote area of the ocean so they could blame it on the pilot and discredit the opposition party.

I mean while we are tossing around conspiracies.
2014-03-27 03:25:56 PM
1 votes:
CSB -

Reminds me a night when I was a tugboat dispatcher in Harvey, LA.  We had a tug, the M/V Venus, that caught fire, and burned to the hull.  (Funny thing about diesel fuel - it never exploded on any of our tug fires.)  It was then taken under tow by anther tug, up the Houma Navigational Canal for assessments and repairs, when it started taking on water from an unknown source, and sank in the middle of the channel.

I called our Port Captain at about 3:30 am, and told him I had good news, and bad news.  The bad news: The Venus was awash and aground, blocking the HNC.  The good news:  There was very little chance of a re-ignition of the fire.

He didn't even chuckle.

CSB over.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-27 03:24:09 PM
1 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Yeah, those Chinese families are going to lose their shiat and the Chinese government is going to let them throw rocks at the Malaysian embassy.


Normally you can say "Meh", but with over a billion people to hoist bits of masonry they might actually want to worry about the scenario.
2014-03-27 03:23:20 PM
1 votes:
Great idea!

Let's piss off the Chinese even more!
gja [TotalFark]
2014-03-27 03:22:01 PM
1 votes:
media.247sports.com
2014-03-27 03:19:30 PM
1 votes:
From the article - "During the question-and-answer session, a relative said: Thanks for demonstrating your ability to read every word out of the powerpoint slides."

Lol!
2014-03-27 03:17:26 PM
1 votes:
Who knew there was a grassy knoll in Malaysia.
2014-03-27 03:09:51 PM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Seriously, WTF has Malaysia acting all NSA about this?!  Like a secret that could take down it's government?  Or maybe a lot of it's closest friends might just get Interpol and a ton of other law enforcement officials on their asses for something it shouldn't have done?


I think they're just enjoying being on the world stage for once and don't want the spotlight to fade.
 
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