Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Raw Story)   Professor, while teaching a class on "the Literature of Vigilante Justice" is attacked by an assailant who announced he was placing the professor "under citizen's arrest" and then pepper-sprayed him. Unclear if the attacker got an "A" or not   (rawstory.com) divider line 65
    More: Ironic, vigilante justice, Tyler Cowen, attackers, WJLA, literature, try  
•       •       •

5088 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2014 at 2:22 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



65 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-03-27 01:33:52 PM  
So...Nutbag Marxist or Nutbag Sovereign Citizen?
 
2014-03-27 01:45:41 PM  
oh, i'm sorry, i thought this was "applied vigilante justice."
 
2014-03-27 01:57:40 PM  

FlashHarry: oh, i'm sorry, i thought this was "applied vigilante justice."

Holy fark that's funny. I have to remember to come back and vote for this later.
 
2014-03-27 02:05:24 PM  

FlashHarry: oh, i'm sorry, i thought this was "applied vigilante justice."


Done in two.
 
2014-03-27 02:15:59 PM  
could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.
 
2014-03-27 02:26:21 PM  
Good!

o.onionstatic.com
 
2014-03-27 02:26:49 PM  
So I take it the professor is cancelling his planned lecture on the history of gay literature?

Or maybe not?

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-03-27 02:27:05 PM  
Libertarian? He got off easy.
 
2014-03-27 02:28:27 PM  
This sounds like some weird performance art piece this guy planned to get some press
 
2014-03-27 02:28:51 PM  

FlashHarry: oh, i'm sorry, i thought this was "applied vigilante justice."


This is why TA's always teach the "lab" portions of a class.
 
2014-03-27 02:33:52 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Good!

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x595]


those onion cartoons are awesome. though i wonder if there are people who think they're real.
 
2014-03-27 02:35:24 PM  

FlashHarry: Rapmaster2000: Good!

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x595]

those onion cartoons are awesome. though i wonder if there are people who think they're real.


I've seen them stripped of attribution and posted to people's Facebook pages to support their political views so... yeah.
 
2014-03-27 02:35:41 PM  
it could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online

Well that is pretty criminal.
 
2014-03-27 02:36:19 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Good!

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x595]


Thing is... there's people out there who would post that unironically.
 
2014-03-27 02:36:32 PM  
Phoenix Jones in "Back to School 2: Pepper Spraying Break"
 
2014-03-27 02:39:42 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Good!

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x595]


Wow.
Just... Wow.


8/10, Happy hunting.
 
2014-03-27 02:41:12 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-27 02:43:29 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 800x289]


That is beautiful.
 
2014-03-27 02:45:05 PM  
img.fark.net

would have kicked their ass
 
2014-03-27 02:47:10 PM  
Article Headline: "Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by vigilante seeking justice"
Article Content: Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by nutbag for who-knows-what reason.
 
2014-03-27 02:50:38 PM  
I suspect that just as with Loughner and Giffords, this will turn out to be a crazy person, not a radical.
 
2014-03-27 02:50:42 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.


So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.
 
2014-03-27 02:55:18 PM  
cdn0.vox-cdn.com
 
2014-03-27 02:57:47 PM  

sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.


He wants a shoe-horn, the kind with teeth
 
2014-03-27 03:04:11 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: FlashHarry: Rapmaster2000: Good!

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x595]

those onion cartoons are awesome. though i wonder if there are people who think they're real.

I've seen them stripped of attribution and posted to people's Facebook pages to support their political views so... yeah.


I've seen actual political cartoons that are way more out there than anything Kelly does, but they're meant sincerely so it's harder to laugh at them.
 
2014-03-27 03:04:56 PM  
Not very libertarian of him. A true libertarian would have paid a free market private military company to execute this man after shopping for them on a Tor site and paying in bitcoins. Not gone to the police.
 
2014-03-27 03:06:34 PM  
img.fark.net
It's always better to learn by watching.
 
2014-03-27 03:07:40 PM  
So... Lone gunman?.
 
2014-03-27 03:11:22 PM  

Magorn: sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.

He wants a shoe-horn, the kind with teeth


Oh, shut up and BIE.
 
2014-03-27 03:12:53 PM  

uttertosh: Magorn: sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.

He wants a shoe-horn, the kind with teeth

Oh, shut up and BIE.


No, wait.... you're not Megarian
 
2014-03-27 03:15:23 PM  

Magorn: sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.

He wants a shoe-horn, the kind with teeth


I suck.  I move the big chair in the little truck.
 
2014-03-27 03:15:39 PM  
I'll call it first.

It was a set up by the prof. Classes like this often have fake purse snatchers run up and steal something from the lecturer just so the class can see just how unreliable eyewitness testimony is.
 
2014-03-27 03:16:37 PM  
Cool, so all I have to do is yell "Citizens Arrest" and not state why.  That will make dating so much easier...
 
2014-03-27 03:17:04 PM  
He concluded: "Bow glass, wud hab ee durn'd doday? Subwud get be a tishu."
 
2014-03-27 03:19:26 PM  

One Bad Apple: I'll call it first.

It was a set up by the prof. Classes like this often have fake purse snatchers run up and steal something from the lecturer just so the class can see just how unreliable eyewitness testimony is.


i was the purse snatcher for extra credit in a psych class once. its pretty ridiculous how bad people are identifying something, even minutes after it happened, and with an entire group of 20 people discussing it.
 
2014-03-27 03:22:05 PM  

bearcats1983: This sounds like some weird performance art piece this guy planned to get some press


At least his cunning plan was thought all the way through.
 
2014-03-27 03:32:06 PM  
What about vigil Aunt May justice?
 
2014-03-27 03:33:04 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-03-27 03:41:05 PM  
Gentlemen, You can't fight in here! This is the war room!
 
2014-03-27 03:43:11 PM  

uttertosh: uttertosh: Magorn: sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.

He wants a shoe-horn, the kind with teeth

Oh, shut up and BIE.

No, wait.... you're not Megarian


lulz.
 
2014-03-27 03:57:16 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 800x289]


'Smirked quite jewishly' was awesome.
 
2014-03-27 04:12:17 PM  

megarian: uttertosh: uttertosh: Magorn: sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.

He wants a shoe-horn, the kind with teeth

Oh, shut up and BIE.

No, wait.... you're not Megarian

lulz.


hey hottie!
 
2014-03-27 04:13:18 PM  
Subby: Unclear if the attacker got an "A" or not

No, he got an Ⓐ.
 
2014-03-27 04:20:14 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: [img.photobucket.com image 800x289]


[Freedom Intensifies]
 
2014-03-27 04:31:55 PM  
What's the class about, reading batman comics?
 
2014-03-27 04:35:09 PM  

FlashHarry: Rapmaster2000: Good!

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x595]

those onion cartoons are awesome. though i wonder if there are people who think they're real.


There's a site called Literally Unbelievable which posts FaceBook reactions to Onion articles, which are pretty funny/scary.  It also boasts a section on the worst reviews on Amazon.  Pretty entertaining.
 
2014-03-27 04:40:42 PM  

megarian: lulz.


*-*

,

/(eip)
 
2014-03-27 04:44:00 PM  

Kit Fister: megarian: uttertosh: uttertosh: Magorn: sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.

He wants a shoe-horn, the kind with teeth

Oh, shut up and BIE.

No, wait.... you're not Megarian

lulz.

hey hottie!


Hey!!! Nice to see you around :)
 
2014-03-27 05:00:40 PM  

megarian: Kit Fister: megarian: uttertosh: uttertosh: Magorn: sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.

He wants a shoe-horn, the kind with teeth

Oh, shut up and BIE.

No, wait.... you're not Megarian

lulz.

hey hottie!

Hey!!! Nice to see you around :)


You could e-mail a little more...
 
2014-03-27 05:12:00 PM  
OneBad Apple:
It was a set up by the prof. Classes like this often have fake purse snatchers run up and steal something from the lecturer just so the class can see just how unreliable eyewitness testimony is.

Wow... this guy is really good, especially since he had his "accomplice" arrested. That takes commitment.

(We have a bunch of the same old folks yelling about "set up" and "false flag" - so you know it's going to be a left-winger, as usual. Some twit trying to be ironic...)
 
2014-03-27 05:14:54 PM  

uttertosh: Magorn: sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.

He wants a shoe-horn, the kind with teeth

Oh, shut up and BIE.


www.viewfromtheblueridge.com
 
2014-03-27 05:16:07 PM  

sugar_fetus: Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.

So, people deserved to be physically attacked based solely on their professed political beliefs.

Cool. Glad you cleared that up.


Theoretically, that is Libertarian justice.
 
2014-03-27 05:19:18 PM  

YixilTesiphon: I suspect that just as with Loughner and Giffords, this will turn out to be a crazy person, not a radical.


Depends on whether he's a liberal/minority or not. If he is, then he's just a lone crazy whose actions shouldn't be used to paint whatever demographic he belongs to. Otherwise, he's proof of the nationwide right-wing conspiracy to commit domestic terrorism against the President.
 
2014-03-27 05:22:44 PM  
Cowen refused medical treatment, and tweeted the following shortly after the attack:

I couldn't do this. I probably wouldn't have been able to walk out of the classroom. I can't breathe when that shiat's deployed. That would be one dumb farker who could be facing a murder charge if they sprayed me.
 
2014-03-27 05:26:51 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: could be because of the libertarian beliefs he advocates online.

So he deserved it.


Not all libertarians are nuts.  Besides, advocating online, while easy, doesn't really motivate people.
(says the moderate libertarian)

ArcadianRefugee: Article Headline: "Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by vigilante seeking justice"
Article Content: Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by nutbag for who-knows-what reason.


Pretty much, though 'vigilante justice' is acceptable seeing as how the loon was going on about making a citizen's arrest.

bearcats1983: This sounds like some weird performance art piece this guy planned


That's apparently what his students thought.
 
2014-03-27 05:29:00 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid:
Theoretically, that is Libertarian justice.

Actually, that's the opposite of libertarian justice.

Really - go do some reading on libertarianism from their sources, not the weird crap you're relying on.
 
2014-03-27 05:29:13 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Article Headline: "Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by vigilante seeking justice"
Article Content: Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by nutbag for who-knows-what reason.


Except that he claimed that he was making a citizen's arrest. I'm pretty sure that is THE definition of "vigilante justice".

I(and about 10 of my friends) was placed under "citizen's arrest" one night. Luckily it was just some crazy old dude with a flashlight and his social security card. We ignored him and went on our way. An actual assault on us would have changed things.
 
2014-03-27 05:46:56 PM  

Billy Liar: FlashHarry: Rapmaster2000: Good!

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x595]

those onion cartoons are awesome. though i wonder if there are people who think they're real.

There's a site called Literally Unbelievable which posts FaceBook reactions to Onion articles, which are pretty funny/scary.  It also boasts a section on the worst reviews on Amazon.  Pretty entertaining.


TY. I hadn't heard of this before, but was not surprised to see so many ummm... uncritical posters. I had to walk away after a bit... because stupid was burning. But I came back and laughed some more. Mandatory classes in critical analysis in school are loooooong overdue. BTW, my favorite was the story about the liberal being upset that her conservative friend wasn't racist or homophobic, being surprised and disappointed that he had a more nuanced view on politics. That in itself made me laugh, and the predictable responses just put the relish on the dawg.
 
2014-03-27 06:17:14 PM  
Hmm. The attacker was named Jonathan Pendleton. May be the guy who left the following comment on Cowen's blog:

What better place to do prison research than inside a prison?

If the police and FBI won't arrest you for hacking my computer and sexually harassing me over the past several months, I will do it myself-in the next couple weeks before school starts again. Either way, one of us is going to prison

I will entertain settlement offers at the email address provided.

Sincerely, Jonathan E Pendleton
 
2014-03-27 06:21:04 PM  

Mikey1969: ArcadianRefugee: Article Headline: "Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by vigilante seeking justice"
Article Content: Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by nutbag for who-knows-what reason.

Except that he claimed that he was making a citizen's arrest. I'm pretty sure that is THE definition of "vigilante justice".

I(and about 10 of my friends) was placed under "citizen's arrest" one night. Luckily it was just some crazy old dude with a flashlight and his social security card. We ignored him and went on our way. An actual assault on us would have changed things.


Good job that ole codger did not deploy his pepper spray.
 
2014-03-27 06:32:49 PM  
Professor is best known as a food critic. I differ w/ him on certain Chinese restaurants, but find him apolitical save in his discussions of government waste and misallocations of capital.

Dude had a stalker. That's it.
 
2014-03-27 06:33:39 PM  

Fusilier: Mikey1969: ArcadianRefugee: Article Headline: "Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by vigilante seeking justice"
Article Content: Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by nutbag for who-knows-what reason.

Except that he claimed that he was making a citizen's arrest. I'm pretty sure that is THE definition of "vigilante justice".

I(and about 10 of my friends) was placed under "citizen's arrest" one night. Luckily it was just some crazy old dude with a flashlight and his social security card. We ignored him and went on our way. An actual assault on us would have changed things.

Good job that ole codger did not deploy his pepper spray.


I was thinking that when I typed that last part. Best case scenario is that I would have ended up in the hospital...
 
2014-03-27 08:33:45 PM  

Tatterdemalian: Hmm. The attacker was named Jonathan Pendleton. May be the guy who left the following comment on Cowen's blog:

What better place to do prison research than inside a prison?

If the police and FBI won't arrest you for hacking my computer and sexually harassing me over the past several months, I will do it myself-in the next couple weeks before school starts again. Either way, one of us is going to prison

I will entertain settlement offers at the email address provided.

Sincerely, Jonathan E Pendleton


So just some nutcase as usual.
 
2014-03-28 01:12:24 AM  

Mikey1969: ArcadianRefugee: Article Headline: "Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by vigilante seeking justice"
Article Content: Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by nutbag for who-knows-what reason.

Except that he claimed that he was making a citizen's arrest. I'm pretty sure that is THE definition of "vigilante justice".

I(and about 10 of my friends) was placed under "citizen's arrest" one night. Luckily it was just some crazy old dude with a flashlight and his social security card. We ignored him and went on our way. An actual assault on us would have changed things.


Vigilant justice usually requires a previous (or ongoing) crime of some form on the part of the attacked; merely saying something that someone does not like does not constitute a crime, regardless of what the attacked screams during the attack.
 
2014-03-28 08:46:56 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Mikey1969: ArcadianRefugee: Article Headline: "Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by vigilante seeking justice"
Article Content: Professor teaching class on vigilante justice is pepper-sprayed by nutbag for who-knows-what reason.

Except that he claimed that he was making a citizen's arrest. I'm pretty sure that is THE definition of "vigilante justice".

I(and about 10 of my friends) was placed under "citizen's arrest" one night. Luckily it was just some crazy old dude with a flashlight and his social security card. We ignored him and went on our way. An actual assault on us would have changed things.

Vigilant justice usually requires a previous (or ongoing) crime of some form on the part of the attacked; merely saying something that someone does not like does not constitute a crime, regardless of what the attacked screams during the attack.


The ATTACKER said that he was making a citizen's arrest, and then proceeded to spray the professor.

ATTACKER

ATTACKER

ATTACKER


Not the "attacked".
 
Displayed 65 of 65 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report