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(The Local)   Back in the day a woman could slap the sh*t out of a cheeky pincher. Today not so much, you get convicted of assault and fined   (thelocal.se) divider line 110
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2014-03-27 12:47:40 PM  
I can play grab ass and get nothing more than a dirty look?

Another reason to move to Sweden.  If it wasn't for their winters I'd be there tomorrow.
 
2014-03-27 01:28:04 PM  
In certain collegiate sports, the ethos of the team supposedly dictates that team players must make the nalgas available for congratulatory slaps, pats and grabs by the coaches and sometimes other team members.  You think it's OK because they volunteer, but they really don't.  The coach is in a position of power and if they want to be in the lineup they kinda have to go along.
 
2014-03-27 02:04:54 PM  
$155 fine for slapping a pincher? $310 for breaking one's nose? Worth it.
 
2014-03-27 02:06:16 PM  
Huh, here in Michigan, it's 4th degree criminal sexual assault if you grab someone's ass against their will.
 
2014-03-27 02:06:18 PM  
That's practically sexual assault here
 
2014-03-27 02:06:56 PM  
The pinches don't qualify as assault?   The slaps are not self defense?  Whacky.
 
2014-03-27 02:07:39 PM  
From the comments

What you don't seem to understand is that the male gesture was a compliment, A way of informing the women in a positive and forthright manner that she was attractive and worthy of male attention.
She responded in a vile manner, most probably taught to her by some far right, men hating feminist in a very negative and aggressive manner that was very unbecoming of her.
Instead of taking the compliment she acted in such a crass way that any beauty she may have once been complimented on, was overshadowed by her attempts at assaulting the very same person who gave her the positive compliment/gesture.
She may have lost a 1000kronor, but more than anything she publicly humiliated herself. And with that the judge was right. Her own dignity and self worth was judged according to her actions.


I see Pocket Ninja has taken his talents on the road.
 
2014-03-27 02:07:55 PM  
Last time I saw a guy to that the broad knocked him off his barstool and drug him outside.  She made sure his head hit every hard object on the way out and then she proceeded to kick the shiat out of him.

Too bad that bar is under new ownership.  It used to be a fun bar
 
2014-03-27 02:10:46 PM  
www.thelocal.se
The people in the picture are not those mentioned in the article


I lol'd.
 
2014-03-27 02:11:26 PM  
The guy denies it, yet everyone here assumes HE'S lying. Sexist much?
 
2014-03-27 02:12:06 PM  

lennavan: [www.thelocal.se image 468x234]
The people in the picture are not those mentioned in the article


I lol'd.


And that's pinching a buttock. That is grabbing a chunk.
 
2014-03-27 02:13:00 PM  

JesusJuice: The guy denies it, yet everyone here assumes HE'S lying. Sexist much?


If it makes you feel better, I'd also assume she was lying if she said she didn't slap the guy.
 
2014-03-27 02:13:25 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Last time I saw a guy to that the broad knocked him off his barstool and drug him outside.  She made sure his head hit every hard object on the way out and then she proceeded to kick the shiat out of him.

Too bad that bar is under new ownership.  It used to be a fun bar


what kind of drugs?
 
2014-03-27 02:14:14 PM  
Road Air Trip!
 
2014-03-27 02:14:16 PM  

meanmutton: Huh, here in Michigan, it's 4th degree criminal sexual assault if you grab someone's ass against their will.


How many degrees are there, exactly?

I'm asking for a friend
 
2014-03-27 02:15:29 PM  

lennavan: [www.thelocal.se image 468x234]
The people in the picture are not those mentioned in the article


I lol'd.


Me too.  I also wondered if they grabbed a stock photo or asked for volunteers.
 
2014-03-27 02:16:35 PM  
Meh. I see the court's point: she wasn't defending herself, she was exacting revenge.

I'm sure she could have brought (and maybe still can bring) charges against him.
 
2014-03-27 02:17:02 PM  
What about throwing a drink in his face?
 
2014-03-27 02:17:11 PM  
I'm not entirely sure what the appropriate response for an unwanted pinch is but the example of the broken nose does go too far.
 
2014-03-27 02:17:43 PM  
In March last year, a woman in southern Sweden was convicted of assault after slapping a nightclub bottom grabber so hard that she broke his nose.

In America, we call that a punch.
 
2014-03-27 02:17:54 PM  

LazyMedia:  slapping a pincher?


I dare you
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2014-03-27 02:18:30 PM  

DoctorWhat: lennavan: [www.thelocal.se image 468x234]
The people in the picture are not those mentioned in the article


I lol'd.

Me too.  I also wondered if they grabbed a stock photo or asked for volunteers.


Not Swedish volunteers, by the look of the derriere in question.

// also, since when does a pinch not count as assault/battery?
// if I start a fight in Sweden, I can make the other guy pay ME for the privilege of hitting me back?
 
2014-03-27 02:18:34 PM  

opiumpoopy: meanmutton: Huh, here in Michigan, it's 4th degree criminal sexual assault if you grab someone's ass against their will.

How many degrees are there, exactly?

I'm asking for a friend


I hear they're breaking open a new degree just for you "your friend".
 
2014-03-27 02:19:04 PM  

LazyMedia: $155 fine for slapping a pincher? $310 for breaking one's nose? Worth it.


Seconded.
 
2014-03-27 02:19:09 PM  

Wellon Dowd: In March last year, a woman in southern Sweden was convicted of assault after slapping a nightclub bottom grabber so hard that she broke his nose.

In America, we call that a punch.


Also by someone who was taught how to break one.
 
2014-03-27 02:19:46 PM  

ongbok: lennavan: [www.thelocal.se image 468x234]
The people in the picture are not those mentioned in the article


I lol'd.

And that's pinching a buttock. That is grabbing a chunk.


Looks more like he's digging for nuggets.
 
2014-03-27 02:20:36 PM  

JesusJuice: The guy denies it, yet everyone here assumes HE'S lying. Sexist much?


I'm just going to innocently walk around making this pinching motion with my hand and if your ass happens to get in the way of it...
 
2014-03-27 02:22:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: LazyMedia: $155 fine for slapping a pincher? $310 for breaking one's nose? Worth it.

Seconded.


Heck, I'll break someone's nose for free.
 
2014-03-27 02:23:23 PM  
So I can run around grabby booties and not expect even a slap? Nice.
 
2014-03-27 02:23:43 PM  

4tehsnowflakes: In certain collegiate sports, the ethos of the team supposedly dictates that team players must make the nalgas available for congratulatory slaps, pats and grabs by the coaches and sometimes other team members.  You think it's OK because they volunteer, but they really don't.  The coach is in a position of power and if they want to be in the lineup they kinda have to go along.


It's ok.  It isn't gay if you say "good job" right before.
 
2014-03-27 02:27:34 PM  
Go ahead. Pinch her ass. I dare you.

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2014-03-27 02:31:46 PM  

EvilEgg: I can play grab ass and get nothing more than a dirty look?

Another reason to move to Sweden.  If it wasn't for their winters I'd be there tomorrow.


It would probably mean that gay men can play grab ass with you, you okay with that?
 
2014-03-27 02:31:54 PM  

Rhypskallion: The pinches don't qualify as assault?   The slaps are not self defense?  Whacky.


Exactly what I was thinking.
 
2014-03-27 02:34:44 PM  

Latinwolf: EvilEgg: I can play grab ass and get nothing more than a dirty look?

Another reason to move to Sweden.  If it wasn't for their winters I'd be there tomorrow.

It would probably mean that gay men can play grab ass with you, you okay with that?


Yup, my ass ain't worth grabbing.  If it did get grabbed I would be happy all day.
 
2014-03-27 02:38:53 PM  

Latinwolf: EvilEgg: I can play grab ass and get nothing more than a dirty look?

Another reason to move to Sweden.  If it wasn't for their winters I'd be there tomorrow.

It would probably mean that gay men can play grab ass with you, you okay with that?


A gay man once grabbed my ass. I was quite flattered.
 
2014-03-27 02:40:26 PM  
Is surprise buttsex okay?
 
2014-03-27 02:42:19 PM  
This is equality ladies.  This is the feminism you wanted.

I can't touch you. You can't touch me.

/Check privilege. gynocracatic monsters.
 
2014-03-27 02:42:35 PM  
Of course the reverse was also true, Subby.

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2014-03-27 02:44:06 PM  

Rhypskallion: The pinches don't qualify as assault?   The slaps are not self defense?  Whacky.


There is no proof he assaulted her. She doesn't have a mark on her body.

He has a broken nose.

Based on evidence. She is at fault.
 
2014-03-27 02:44:09 PM  

JesusJuice: The guy denies it, yet everyone here assumes HE'S lying. Sexist much?


I will fetch your fainting couch.
 
2014-03-27 02:45:04 PM  
Pincy: JesusJuice: The guy denies it, yet everyone here assumes HE'S lying. Sexist much?

I'm just going to innocently walk around making this pinching motion with my hand and if your ass happens to get in the way of it...


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2014-03-27 02:46:51 PM  

Rhypskallion: The pinches don't qualify as assault?   The slaps are not self defense?  Whacky.


Pinching would qualify as assault, yes. However, retaliation is not self defense. If someone hits (or pinches) you once and then stops, you don't get to hit them back and claim self defense.

/IANAL
 
2014-03-27 02:48:28 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: Last time I saw a guy to that the broad knocked him off his barstool and drug him outside.  She made sure his head hit every hard object on the way out and then she proceeded to kick the shiat out of him.

Too bad that bar is under new ownership.  It used to be a fun bar


I worked security in a bar for a few years. I probably got my butt pinched or grabbed by women several times a night just about every night I worked there. Do you think it would have been remotely okay for me to do what you saw? I can promise you the local police department would have thrown me in jail in a heartbeat for doing what you described.

Heck I once had a drunk bachelorette rip my shirt wide open will sweetly smiling and saying 'I always wanted to do this'. What do you think I should have done about her? I say this as the guy who escorted my share of guys outside after a woman complained about getting harassed.
 
2014-03-27 02:51:16 PM  
I had three of these events happen to me when I was bar manager.

1 guy got a glass smashed into his face, another got a knee to the boys and then another guy beat the shiat out of him, and one got maced.

Cops came on all three and all three said they were grabbed by the guys.

1. However, when we pulled the security footage the guy with the glass in his face had done nothing, the bar was crowded and he kept getting pushed into the girl, had his hands in the air, trying to get the bartenders attention, and the crowed surged again, she bumped into him and she went all ballastic.  She went to jail.

2. The guy who got maced never touched the girl, he just kept trying to talk to her and she finally just maced him, no touching involve.

3. Guy who got kicked in the nuts might have warranted, he was standing all up on her, so we could not see, but then again she was bent over dancing to tootsie roll...

The funniest I ever saw was a girl grab a guys expensive cowboy hat and sail it into the middle of the dance floor because she did not like the way he looked.  She says "you gonna be a big man and hit a woman?" when all of sudden this tiny little fist comes out of nowhere and punches her the throat.  It was owned by little Puerto Girl who says "no my husband is not that type of man, so I have to do his light work".
 
2014-03-27 02:52:38 PM  
Back in the day you weren't charged with second degree sexual assault and put on the sex offender list for list when you pinched a little butt.

/no, I am not defending this behavior
 
2014-03-27 02:53:27 PM  

onyxruby: Smeggy Smurf: Last time I saw a guy to that the broad knocked him off his barstool and drug him outside.  She made sure his head hit every hard object on the way out and then she proceeded to kick the shiat out of him.

Too bad that bar is under new ownership.  It used to be a fun bar

I worked security in a bar for a few years. I probably got my butt pinched or grabbed by women several times a night just about every night I worked there. Do you think it would have been remotely okay for me to do what you saw? I can promise you the local police department would have thrown me in jail in a heartbeat for doing what you described.

Heck I once had a drunk bachelorette rip my shirt wide open will sweetly smiling and saying 'I always wanted to do this'. What do you think I should have done about her? I say this as the guy who escorted my share of guys outside after a woman complained about getting harassed.


Hell when I was a bar manager I would get my junk grabbed all the time.  I had one gal unzip my pants and put her number in my underwear and she said "have him call me later"...
 
2014-03-27 02:53:30 PM  

onyxruby: Heck I once had a drunk bachelorette rip my shirt wide open will sweetly smiling and saying 'I always wanted to do this'. What do you think I should have done about her?


Rip off her shirt and yell "ME TOO YOU DRUNK WHORE! LET'S CHEAT ON YOUR HUSBAND BEFORE YOU'RE EVEN MARRIED!"
 
2014-03-27 02:53:52 PM  

theflatline: saw was a girl grab a guys expensive cowboy hat


I have knocked women flat out cold, one punch for that shait.
Yo do.not.touch.a man's hat.

That being said. You don't pinch a strange woman's ass and that dude who got dizzy from a slap sounds like a pussy.
 
2014-03-27 02:53:58 PM  

Maud Dib: JesusJuice: The guy denies it, yet everyone here assumes HE'S lying. Sexist much?

I will fetch your fainting couch.


Someone makes a valid point and you go straight for a personal attack, classy.
 
2014-03-27 02:55:25 PM  

Jument: Rhypskallion: The pinches don't qualify as assault?   The slaps are not self defense?  Whacky.

Pinching would qualify as assault, yes. However, retaliation is not self defense. If someone hits (or pinches) you once and then stops, you don't get to hit them back and claim self defense.

/IANAL


Hey, now, you also don't get to anal someone and claim self defense.
 
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