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(Hot 107.9) Video The top 5 dance moves to attract women...according to science   ( divider line
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2014-03-27 01:27:30 PM  
Hmmm... I didn't see the "Whip out large penis" or the "Wallet stuffed with cash."
2014-03-27 01:44:25 PM  
I learned all my slick moves from The Wiggles.
2014-03-27 01:52:42 PM  
white-man overbite?
2014-03-27 02:11:39 PM  
And all this time I've been putting together technically difficult combinations of swing moves that match the beat and feel of the music.  Weird.

/best move is in the song Pontoon
//you wish you had the balls to do it
2014-03-27 02:22:09 PM  

or this?

/you decide
2014-03-27 02:39:18 PM  
Hmmm. I don't dance. I've always found it weirdly animalistic behavior, like Whooping Cranes doing their mating dances. I cringe at the thought.
2014-03-27 03:09:23 PM  
Sooo.........   The Joe Cocker School of Dance then ?????
2014-03-27 03:56:33 PM

Look at my stripe. LOOK AT IT!
2014-03-27 04:50:11 PM
2014-03-27 06:07:39 PM  
"When you wanna get some, what do you do?"
"Do the bird"

Morris Day & the Time
2014-03-27 07:10:21 PM  
I don't dance. I just lick my eyebrows.

/Never fails.
2014-03-27 11:12:14 PM
2014-03-28 08:05:51 AM  
Sweet fancy Moses!
2014-03-28 08:32:51 AM
2014-03-28 12:33:03 PM  

FlashHarry: white-man overbite?

You betcha!
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