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(Firehouse)   Your mother's question was supposed the be rhetorical: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too?   (firehouse.com) divider line 8
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2014-03-27 03:54:26 PM
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Lando Lincoln: My friends are a pretty rational guys, so if they jumped off of a bridge, then chances are there's a good reason. Is the bridge on fire? Is there a roving gang of murderers charging us on the bridge? Is there a large inflated mattress below for us to safely land on? There's a lot of missing information that I need to know before answering that question.

And that's why I got hit a lot as a teenager.


I did the same. My dad asked me if I was stupid and would I jump off a bridge because my friends did. I said yes because they would obviously gave a good reason. So he said, "don't get smart with me!" I asked him to make up his mind. And that's why I was grounded.
2014-03-27 12:17:45 PM
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My friends are a pretty rational guys, so if they jumped off of a bridge, then chances are there's a good reason. Is the bridge on fire? Is there a roving gang of murderers charging us on the bridge? Is there a large inflated mattress below for us to safely land on? There's a lot of missing information that I need to know before answering that question.

And that's why I got hit a lot as a teenager.
2014-03-27 04:08:11 PM
1 votes:
If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
No, because thanks to your insane over-protecting and sheltering, I don't have any friends... biatch...
2014-03-27 02:44:30 PM
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imgs.xkcd.com

As usual, there's an XKCD for everything.
2014-03-27 02:00:41 PM
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I'll never know, Mom, because I won't be one of the cool kids invited to bridge-jumping parties. And -that- is because you just don't love me enough to get me the new Nike Pumps and you want me to be a social outcast loser. I mean, that's what you want, so, you know. I guess I'll just have to save my bridge-jump decision until I finally go to college and get out from under your dictatorial thumb.
2014-03-27 01:45:36 PM
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Of course Mom's question was rhetorical.  She knew I didn't have any friends.
2014-03-27 01:25:37 PM
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Depends.  Do the chicks dig guys that jumps off bridges?
2014-03-27 01:20:50 PM
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dilbert.com
 
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