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(Firehouse)   Your mother's question was supposed the be rhetorical: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it, too?   (firehouse.com) divider line 4
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2014-03-27 04:08:11 PM  
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If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?
No, because thanks to your insane over-protecting and sheltering, I don't have any friends... biatch...
2014-03-27 03:54:26 PM  
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Lando Lincoln: My friends are a pretty rational guys, so if they jumped off of a bridge, then chances are there's a good reason. Is the bridge on fire? Is there a roving gang of murderers charging us on the bridge? Is there a large inflated mattress below for us to safely land on? There's a lot of missing information that I need to know before answering that question.

And that's why I got hit a lot as a teenager.


I did the same. My dad asked me if I was stupid and would I jump off a bridge because my friends did. I said yes because they would obviously gave a good reason. So he said, "don't get smart with me!" I asked him to make up his mind. And that's why I was grounded.
2014-03-27 02:44:30 PM  
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imgs.xkcd.com

As usual, there's an XKCD for everything.
2014-03-27 12:17:45 PM  
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My friends are a pretty rational guys, so if they jumped off of a bridge, then chances are there's a good reason. Is the bridge on fire? Is there a roving gang of murderers charging us on the bridge? Is there a large inflated mattress below for us to safely land on? There's a lot of missing information that I need to know before answering that question.

And that's why I got hit a lot as a teenager.
 
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