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(Daily Mail)   If that last cheese you ate tasted like ass, there's a very good reason (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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19125 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2014 at 10:31 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-27 10:35:29 AM  
6 votes:
Well! I guess we shan't be "russian" to the supermarket for cheese now!
2014-03-27 10:04:24 AM  
4 votes:
Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.
2014-03-27 10:41:37 AM  
3 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


You've obviously never dated a smoker.
2014-03-27 12:32:42 PM  
2 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: the fatter the ass, the more pungent the cheese?


here, have some Limburger

www.lotustalk.com
/sorry
2014-03-27 10:57:04 AM  
2 votes:
good lord! 'string cheese incident' has a whole new meaning now
2014-03-27 10:53:23 AM  
2 votes:
Do you know who else took milk baths.

Yup.

Cleopatra, the Hitler of eye-shadow.
2014-03-27 10:11:15 AM  
2 votes:
** clicks link **

i.imgur.com

Damn, it's not even 8:30 yet....
2014-03-27 05:52:08 PM  
1 votes:

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


Forget it. He's on a roll.
2014-03-27 05:10:20 PM  
1 votes:

LesserEvil: The only string cheese sold here in the US that is made in Russia is Frigo, so just avoid that brand.


Well, that would explain why Frigo is on sale in our stores right now.  Wish I was kidding, and I almost bought some today.  I missed it by that much.

They would've gotten awhey with it, if it wasn't for those meddling curds.
2014-03-27 01:08:48 PM  
1 votes:
Meanwhile, at the Cheetos factory:

www.iget2work.com
2014-03-27 12:31:38 PM  
1 votes:

Z-clipped: unfarkingbelievable: Astorix: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.

Ha! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or any other beverage, Astorix! Actually, I never tongue past my man's taint. He has excellent hygiene, but still -- that dark area is ... the Doody Domain. Ya know? I don't want to swallow any coliforms.

I wouldn't worry about it.  You're either swallowing a bunch already, or he's amazingly clean, in which case you're probably safe tongue-poking his balloon knot a little.


"tongue-poking the balloon knot"  was my signature wrestling move in College.

That sounded funnier in my head...
2014-03-27 12:14:46 PM  
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


You know when you kiss your mom on the lips? That taste.
2014-03-27 11:59:08 AM  
1 votes:
Wait, are you saying those weren't really capers?
2014-03-27 11:51:40 AM  
1 votes:
UPDATE: This is how Russian Fromunda Cheese is made.
2014-03-27 11:33:42 AM  
1 votes:
I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.
2014-03-27 11:09:24 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-03-27 11:02:03 AM  
1 votes:
So one could say that its.....

...From Russia, with Love.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2014-03-27 10:57:09 AM  
1 votes:

cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...


You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?
2014-03-27 10:56:53 AM  
1 votes:
"All personnel in the photo have been disappeared"
2014-03-27 10:50:38 AM  
1 votes:
I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...
2014-03-27 10:47:07 AM  
1 votes:
Yup, wouldn't want my congealed bovine sweat extract to get contaminated.
2014-03-27 10:43:24 AM  
1 votes:

bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.

i.imgur.com
2014-03-27 10:41:10 AM  
1 votes:
If you're eating cheese made in Omsk, you probably have bigger things to worry about.
2014-03-27 10:37:56 AM  
1 votes:
I hope I'm telling this correctly because I heard it over 10 years ago, but my brothers friend lives in Australia and at the time his job was driving from farm to farm picking up milk and then driving it to the Milk Factory or wherever it is they process it. One day he heard a sound coming from one of the huge vats where they either store and or homogenize/pasteurize the milk,  and it was 2 people farking. 

He said he didn't drink milk for about a year after that.
2014-03-27 10:22:13 AM  
1 votes:
You need bacteria to make cheese. I'm just sayin...
2014-03-27 10:18:28 AM  
1 votes:

InterruptingQuirk: Why would you even want to?!? I can't imagine the resultant infections in one's nether regions from doing this.


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