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(Daily Mail)   If that last cheese you ate tasted like ass, there's a very good reason (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 7
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19134 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2014 at 10:31 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-03-27 12:21:50 PM  
2 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


Ask your mom.
2014-03-27 11:23:58 AM  
1 votes:
I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.
2014-03-27 11:03:33 AM  
1 votes:

bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.


. . . pubic hair, urine, semen, snot, dingleberries (may contain one or more of the following: lint, fecal matter, dust, very small rocks) sweat, saliva, dandruff, toe cheese, ear wax . . .

/you're welcome
2014-03-27 10:57:04 AM  
1 votes:
good lord! 'string cheese incident' has a whole new meaning now
2014-03-27 10:50:38 AM  
1 votes:
I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...
2014-03-27 10:36:06 AM  
1 votes:
Guess what?  That happens all over the world.  You just don't see all of it.
2014-03-27 10:11:15 AM  
1 votes:
** clicks link **

i.imgur.com

Damn, it's not even 8:30 yet....
 
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