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(Daily Mail)   If that last cheese you ate tasted like ass, there's a very good reason (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 104
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2014-03-27 11:37:33 AM

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


We fought the Iraq war so British Petroleum could get back its Iraqi oil revenues (BP shares the contracts for two largest oil fields in Iraq with the China National Petroleum Company). And I suppose we'll be doing the same kind of fighting soon in Iran (where BP used to control the oil fields).

We aren't running low on anti-Russian propaganda. We just haven't got the machine out of idle yet. It's coming.

www.learnnc.org
 
2014-03-27 11:37:42 AM

bdub77: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You've obviously never dated a smoker.


So, you have dated a smoker and have tasted ass and think the two taste alike? Was the smoker one who inhaled menthol? Does ass have a minty taste?

/you do know I'm just playing with you! :)
 
2014-03-27 11:39:40 AM
don't get your panties in a bunch, there's no evidence they didn't just trash the milk after.
 
2014-03-27 11:39:59 AM
Question:  the fatter the ass, the more pungent the cheese?
 
2014-03-27 11:47:38 AM

oldfarthenry: Well! I guess we shan't be "russian" to the supermarket for cheese now!


Oh you. *friendly punch on the shoulder*
 
2014-03-27 11:48:44 AM

Cythraul: I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.


This is just dominance role playing attempting to secure positions of superiority through mortification which would be potentially shameful if spoken of publicly in a twisted effort to bind all participants together in a pact of shared secrets.

Some people are secure in their sexuality and are not threatened by superficial judgements of their fraternal activities. Which also holds true for the first part, yet doesn't excuse the pathological methods used to garner loyalty.
 
2014-03-27 11:49:48 AM

warthogbrewingco: good lord! 'string cheese incident' has a whole new meaning now


...and DON'T mess around with girls from Santa Fe!
 
2014-03-27 11:50:14 AM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?




You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.
 
2014-03-27 11:51:40 AM
UPDATE: This is how Russian Fromunda Cheese is made.
 
2014-03-27 11:54:50 AM

Astorix: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.


Ha! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or any other beverage, Astorix! Actually, I never tongue past my man's taint. He has excellent hygiene, but still -- that dark area is ... the Doody Domain. Ya know? I don't want to swallow any coliforms.
 
2014-03-27 11:56:13 AM
Russian cheese? Meh who cares.

Now if a bunch of dudes were dipping their cranks in a vat of vodka, that would be an issue.
 
2014-03-27 11:57:36 AM
Meh, still better than this stuff:

www.foodsubs.com
www.foodproductiondaily.com
 
2014-03-27 11:59:08 AM
Wait, are you saying those weren't really capers?
 
2014-03-27 12:03:08 PM

Evil Mackerel: Wait, are you saying those weren't really capers?


www.snarksquad.com
 
2014-03-27 12:10:53 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Astorix: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.

Ha! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or any other beverage, Astorix! Actually, I never tongue past my man's taint. He has excellent hygiene, but still -- that dark area is ... the Doody Domain. Ya know? I don't want to swallow any coliforms.


I wouldn't worry about it.  You're either swallowing a bunch already, or he's amazingly clean, in which case you're probably safe tongue-poking his balloon knot a little.
 
2014-03-27 12:14:46 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


You know when you kiss your mom on the lips? That taste.
 
2014-03-27 12:21:50 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


Ask your mom.
 
2014-03-27 12:22:57 PM
DAT ASS flavor
 
2014-03-27 12:31:38 PM

Z-clipped: unfarkingbelievable: Astorix: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.

Ha! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or any other beverage, Astorix! Actually, I never tongue past my man's taint. He has excellent hygiene, but still -- that dark area is ... the Doody Domain. Ya know? I don't want to swallow any coliforms.

I wouldn't worry about it.  You're either swallowing a bunch already, or he's amazingly clean, in which case you're probably safe tongue-poking his balloon knot a little.


"tongue-poking the balloon knot"  was my signature wrestling move in College.

That sounded funnier in my head...
 
2014-03-27 12:32:42 PM

unfarkingbelievable: the fatter the ass, the more pungent the cheese?


here, have some Limburger

www.lotustalk.com
/sorry
 
2014-03-27 12:32:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 12:40:07 PM
Fromunda cheese


/where do you get fromunda cheese?
//deese nuts!
 
2014-03-27 12:40:23 PM
I thought it was illegal in russia to be gay.
 
2014-03-27 12:47:21 PM

Cythraul: I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.


You're not weird.
tell me what you think of straight men fawning over Pro athletes.
 
2014-03-27 12:52:08 PM
s30.postimg.org

Tastes like ass!
 
2014-03-27 12:53:19 PM
I don't eat Russian cheese, but I would be more bothered by touching my nekkid co-workers in a vat of milk. Gross.
 
2014-03-27 12:56:24 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Z-clipped: unfarkingbelievable: Astorix: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.

Ha! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or any other beverage, Astorix! Actually, I never tongue past my man's taint. He has excellent hygiene, but still -- that dark area is ... the Doody Domain. Ya know? I don't want to swallow any coliforms.

I wouldn't worry about it.  You're either swallowing a bunch already, or he's amazingly clean, in which case you're probably safe tongue-poking his balloon knot a little.

"tongue-poking the balloon knot"  was my signature wrestling move in College.

That sounded funnier in my head...


In light of your handle, I'd go with

forums.naughtydog.com
 
2014-03-27 01:08:48 PM
Meanwhile, at the Cheetos factory:

www.iget2work.com
 
2014-03-27 01:14:53 PM
Next week on Nightline..."Toe Jam: Fact or Fiction"...

\dun dun DUN.....
 
2014-03-27 01:37:33 PM
That picture looks a little gay. Just sayin.
 
2014-03-27 01:43:12 PM
I'm surprised there are no pics of that weird alien creature with the milk and stuff...
 
2014-03-27 01:44:48 PM
Swedish cheese: Now with 12% more Swedes.
 
Ant
2014-03-27 01:51:11 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


Never? Some women are into it.
 
2014-03-27 01:54:49 PM

bdub77: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You've obviously never dated a smoker.


if your insides smell like cigarette smoke, then you have far bigger health issues than cigarettes.
 
2014-03-27 02:02:25 PM

vudukungfu: Cythraul: I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.

You're not weird.
tell me what you think of straight men fawning over Pro athletes.


I've always contended, that if you are over 18 and wear a jersey with another mans name on it...well, lets just say that's not 100% straight.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-03-27 02:13:03 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


It tastes like jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.
 
2014-03-27 02:16:26 PM
'If you plan to buy string cheese the next time you go to the supermarket, you may want to check that it wasn't made in Omsk,' warned one Russian newspaper. try to haul your obsese ass towards the fresh fruit aisle instead.
 
2014-03-27 02:17:50 PM
obsese

FIFM
 
2014-03-27 02:40:40 PM

vudukungfu: Cythraul: I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.

You're not weird.
tell me what you think of straight men fawning over Pro athletes.


I actually think that's a bit more.. 'innocent.' Just men who admire other guys who can do physical feats that they can't do themselves, and other role model / hero worship type stuff. Now, if the guy has absolutely no interest in the sport itself, but still watches anyway, well.. that's a bit suspicious. I've been guilty of doing that a few times.
 
2014-03-27 02:45:00 PM
Can it be any worse for you than the leaded paint flaking off the steam-soaked waferboard wall in the background.

/I've done my time in a couple of cheese factories. No CSB's, but you do go home smelling like a steamy locker room for some reason.
 
2014-03-27 02:47:08 PM
A nice chianti and some aged fromunda....
 
2014-03-27 03:23:37 PM
All I know is that this is one of the funniest farking threads I have read in a while. You people just rock my world sometimes.
 
2014-03-27 03:48:29 PM
Just found this:

sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-03-27 05:06:48 PM
If you have a problem with it, you don't know what's in milk. Let me just help: industrial cleaning agents, antibiotics, pesticide residues, heavy metals, fungi (and their aflatoxin product), bacteria, hormones, cow manure and urine, dust, insects, animal hair, blood, pus and other dead cells by the millions.

Clearly, milk is the most contaminated and most disgusting food that humans consume.
 
2014-03-27 05:10:20 PM

LesserEvil: The only string cheese sold here in the US that is made in Russia is Frigo, so just avoid that brand.


Well, that would explain why Frigo is on sale in our stores right now.  Wish I was kidding, and I almost bought some today.  I missed it by that much.

They would've gotten awhey with it, if it wasn't for those meddling curds.
 
2014-03-27 05:13:21 PM

traylor: If you have a problem with it, you don't know what's in milk. Let me just help: industrial cleaning agents, antibiotics, pesticide residues, heavy metals, fungi (and their aflatoxin product), bacteria, hormones, cow manure and urine, dust, insects, animal hair, blood, pus and other dead cells by the millions.

Clearly, milk is the most contaminated and most disgusting food that humans consume.


I guess you don't realize that is what's in raw milk and not the pasteurized, filtered product that makes its way to the store.  And some of those things on that list are simply not true.
 
2014-03-27 05:26:38 PM

traylor: If you have a problem with it, you don't know what's in milk. Let me just help: industrial cleaning agents, antibiotics, pesticide residues, heavy metals, fungi (and their aflatoxin product), bacteria, hormones, cow manure and urine, dust, insects, animal hair, blood, pus and other dead cells by the millions.

Clearly, milk is the most contaminated and most disgusting food that humans consume.


Nope, that would be Dr.Pepper.
 
2014-03-27 05:38:40 PM

lack of warmth: traylor: If you have a problem with it, you don't know what's in milk. Let me just help: industrial cleaning agents, antibiotics, pesticide residues, heavy metals, fungi (and their aflatoxin product), bacteria, hormones, cow manure and urine, dust, insects, animal hair, blood, pus and other dead cells by the millions.

Clearly, milk is the most contaminated and most disgusting food that humans consume.

I guess you don't realize that is what's in raw milk and not the pasteurized, filtered product that makes its way to the store.  And some of those things on that list are simply not true.


Sorry I omitted the word 'raw'. One cookie for you!
 
2014-03-27 05:52:08 PM

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


Forget it. He's on a roll.
 
2014-03-27 06:21:42 PM

Cold_Sassy: Guess what?  That happens all over the world.  You just don't see all of it.


I once worked for a business that delivered milk to cafes and restaurants and sometimes had to visit the milk bottling plant.

I don't drink anything with milk in it any more.
 
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