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2014-03-27 10:04:24 AM
Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.
 
2014-03-27 10:11:15 AM
** clicks link **

i.imgur.com

Damn, it's not even 8:30 yet....
 
2014-03-27 10:12:33 AM
Why would you even want to?!? I can't imagine the resultant infections in one's nether regions from doing this.
 
2014-03-27 10:18:28 AM

InterruptingQuirk: Why would you even want to?!? I can't imagine the resultant infections in one's nether regions from doing this.


img0.joyreactor.com
 
2014-03-27 10:22:13 AM
You need bacteria to make cheese. I'm just sayin...
 
2014-03-27 10:33:37 AM
Because it's been in contact with ass?  No way....

/clicks link

FU SUBBY!
 
2014-03-27 10:34:35 AM
Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?
 
2014-03-27 10:35:29 AM
Well! I guess we shan't be "russian" to the supermarket for cheese now!
 
2014-03-27 10:36:06 AM
Guess what?  That happens all over the world.  You just don't see all of it.
 
2014-03-27 10:37:56 AM
I hope I'm telling this correctly because I heard it over 10 years ago, but my brothers friend lives in Australia and at the time his job was driving from farm to farm picking up milk and then driving it to the Milk Factory or wherever it is they process it. One day he heard a sound coming from one of the huge vats where they either store and or homogenize/pasteurize the milk,  and it was 2 people farking. 

He said he didn't drink milk for about a year after that.
 
2014-03-27 10:40:22 AM
this is going to tank the artisan russian cheese market
 
2014-03-27 10:41:10 AM
If you're eating cheese made in Omsk, you probably have bigger things to worry about.
 
2014-03-27 10:41:37 AM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


You've obviously never dated a smoker.
 
2014-03-27 10:43:24 AM

bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 10:44:57 AM
The only string cheese sold here in the US that is made in Russia is Frigo, so just avoid that brand.
 
2014-03-27 10:45:41 AM
*Cancels large quantity of Russian String Cheese shipment*
 
2014-03-27 10:45:46 AM

guestguy: bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.
[i.imgur.com image 144x96]


Well, I think it is defined as ass cheese... so... It's not wrong
 
2014-03-27 10:47:07 AM
Yup, wouldn't want my congealed bovine sweat extract to get contaminated.
 
2014-03-27 10:47:10 AM
Hairy cheese.
 
2014-03-27 10:47:43 AM
 They won't be disciplined for unsanitary conditions, they will be jailed for homosexual activity.

GG Russia. Yer totes gay.

/NTTIAWWT
 
2014-03-27 10:49:44 AM
Ok they are not just "friends".
 
2014-03-27 10:50:03 AM

p the boiler: guestguy: bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.
[i.imgur.com image 144x96]

Well, I think it is defined as ass cheese... so... It's not wrong


Smegma is dick cheese, get it straight.
 
2014-03-27 10:50:38 AM
I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...
 
2014-03-27 10:53:23 AM
Do you know who else took milk baths.

Yup.

Cleopatra, the Hitler of eye-shadow.
 
2014-03-27 10:56:53 AM
"All personnel in the photo have been disappeared"
 
2014-03-27 10:57:04 AM
good lord! 'string cheese incident' has a whole new meaning now
 
2014-03-27 10:57:09 AM

cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...


You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?
 
2014-03-27 10:57:46 AM
vat of cheesy string

ew ew ew ew ew EWWWWWW!
 
2014-03-27 10:57:54 AM

Publikwerks: p the boiler: guestguy: bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.
[i.imgur.com image 144x96]

Well, I think it is defined as ass cheese... so... It's not wrong

Smegma is dick cheese, get it straight.


It's all frumunda cheese. So stop with the semantics.
 
2014-03-27 11:01:35 AM
Que the cartman assburger bit..
 
2014-03-27 11:01:59 AM
static2.businessinsider.com
static4.businessinsider.com
 
2014-03-27 11:02:03 AM
So one could say that its.....

...From Russia, with Love.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-27 11:02:29 AM
Not a looker in the bunch.

/was hoping for hawt Russian womenz.
 
2014-03-27 11:03:33 AM

bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.


. . . pubic hair, urine, semen, snot, dingleberries (may contain one or more of the following: lint, fecal matter, dust, very small rocks) sweat, saliva, dandruff, toe cheese, ear wax . . .

/you're welcome
 
2014-03-27 11:03:58 AM

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


img.movieberry.com
 
2014-03-27 11:04:06 AM
Because it's cheese?

// I thought "feet" and "ass" are your only choices for cheese smell/taste
// unless you go with overprocessed "cheese" that tastes like nothing at all (mmmmm...big-brand mozzarella)
 
2014-03-27 11:06:18 AM
 
2014-03-27 11:06:18 AM

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


Yeah I noticed the source after I posted...
 
2014-03-27 11:07:28 AM
Somebody is Putin in my cheese????
 
2014-03-27 11:09:24 AM
cdn.cstatic.net
 
2014-03-27 11:11:07 AM

TheShavingofOccam123: Somebody is Putin in my cheese????


You win the internet today!

+1
 
2014-03-27 11:18:42 AM

cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...


You commie!!
 
2014-03-27 11:23:32 AM
Listen do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri? .....  What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information
 
2014-03-27 11:23:58 AM
I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.
 
2014-03-27 11:24:28 AM

bikerbob59: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You commie!!


The propaganda flows both ways, just sayin!
 
2014-03-27 11:26:27 AM

LazyMedia: If you're eating cheese made in Omsk, you probably have bigger things to worry about.


Right? It seems like a local Omsk problem or possibly an American Hipster " I get my cheese from Omsk, you've never heard of it." problem.
 
2014-03-27 11:27:34 AM

Mike_1962: I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.


http://notalwaysworking.com/ - If you need a daily dose of foodprep horror stories.
 
2014-03-27 11:29:00 AM

brap: Do you know who else took milk baths.

Yup.

Cleopatra, the Hitler of eye-shadow.


content.internetvideoarchive.com
/should be obscure, but this is Fark. Someone will know.
 
2014-03-27 11:29:06 AM

Mike_1962: I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.


Or...OR...they found out this was Putin's favorite brand of cheese.

Then everyone would be dead.
 
2014-03-27 11:33:42 AM
I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.
 
2014-03-27 11:37:33 AM

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


We fought the Iraq war so British Petroleum could get back its Iraqi oil revenues (BP shares the contracts for two largest oil fields in Iraq with the China National Petroleum Company). And I suppose we'll be doing the same kind of fighting soon in Iran (where BP used to control the oil fields).

We aren't running low on anti-Russian propaganda. We just haven't got the machine out of idle yet. It's coming.

www.learnnc.org
 
2014-03-27 11:37:42 AM

bdub77: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You've obviously never dated a smoker.


So, you have dated a smoker and have tasted ass and think the two taste alike? Was the smoker one who inhaled menthol? Does ass have a minty taste?

/you do know I'm just playing with you! :)
 
2014-03-27 11:39:40 AM
don't get your panties in a bunch, there's no evidence they didn't just trash the milk after.
 
2014-03-27 11:39:59 AM
Question:  the fatter the ass, the more pungent the cheese?
 
2014-03-27 11:47:38 AM

oldfarthenry: Well! I guess we shan't be "russian" to the supermarket for cheese now!


Oh you. *friendly punch on the shoulder*
 
2014-03-27 11:48:44 AM

Cythraul: I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.


This is just dominance role playing attempting to secure positions of superiority through mortification which would be potentially shameful if spoken of publicly in a twisted effort to bind all participants together in a pact of shared secrets.

Some people are secure in their sexuality and are not threatened by superficial judgements of their fraternal activities. Which also holds true for the first part, yet doesn't excuse the pathological methods used to garner loyalty.
 
2014-03-27 11:49:48 AM

warthogbrewingco: good lord! 'string cheese incident' has a whole new meaning now


...and DON'T mess around with girls from Santa Fe!
 
2014-03-27 11:50:14 AM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?




You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.
 
2014-03-27 11:51:40 AM
UPDATE: This is how Russian Fromunda Cheese is made.
 
2014-03-27 11:54:50 AM

Astorix: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.


Ha! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or any other beverage, Astorix! Actually, I never tongue past my man's taint. He has excellent hygiene, but still -- that dark area is ... the Doody Domain. Ya know? I don't want to swallow any coliforms.
 
2014-03-27 11:56:13 AM
Russian cheese? Meh who cares.

Now if a bunch of dudes were dipping their cranks in a vat of vodka, that would be an issue.
 
2014-03-27 11:57:36 AM
Meh, still better than this stuff:

www.foodsubs.com
www.foodproductiondaily.com
 
2014-03-27 11:59:08 AM
Wait, are you saying those weren't really capers?
 
2014-03-27 12:03:08 PM

Evil Mackerel: Wait, are you saying those weren't really capers?


www.snarksquad.com
 
2014-03-27 12:10:53 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Astorix: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.

Ha! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or any other beverage, Astorix! Actually, I never tongue past my man's taint. He has excellent hygiene, but still -- that dark area is ... the Doody Domain. Ya know? I don't want to swallow any coliforms.


I wouldn't worry about it.  You're either swallowing a bunch already, or he's amazingly clean, in which case you're probably safe tongue-poking his balloon knot a little.
 
2014-03-27 12:14:46 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


You know when you kiss your mom on the lips? That taste.
 
2014-03-27 12:21:50 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


Ask your mom.
 
2014-03-27 12:22:57 PM
DAT ASS flavor
 
2014-03-27 12:31:38 PM

Z-clipped: unfarkingbelievable: Astorix: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.

Ha! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or any other beverage, Astorix! Actually, I never tongue past my man's taint. He has excellent hygiene, but still -- that dark area is ... the Doody Domain. Ya know? I don't want to swallow any coliforms.

I wouldn't worry about it.  You're either swallowing a bunch already, or he's amazingly clean, in which case you're probably safe tongue-poking his balloon knot a little.


"tongue-poking the balloon knot"  was my signature wrestling move in College.

That sounded funnier in my head...
 
2014-03-27 12:32:42 PM

unfarkingbelievable: the fatter the ass, the more pungent the cheese?


here, have some Limburger

www.lotustalk.com
/sorry
 
2014-03-27 12:32:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 12:40:07 PM
Fromunda cheese


/where do you get fromunda cheese?
//deese nuts!
 
2014-03-27 12:40:23 PM
I thought it was illegal in russia to be gay.
 
2014-03-27 12:47:21 PM

Cythraul: I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.


You're not weird.
tell me what you think of straight men fawning over Pro athletes.
 
2014-03-27 12:52:08 PM
s30.postimg.org

Tastes like ass!
 
2014-03-27 12:53:19 PM
I don't eat Russian cheese, but I would be more bothered by touching my nekkid co-workers in a vat of milk. Gross.
 
2014-03-27 12:56:24 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Z-clipped: unfarkingbelievable: Astorix: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You're not doing it right. Any 69ing it will illustrate the taste for you.

Ha! Good thing I wasn't drinking coffee or any other beverage, Astorix! Actually, I never tongue past my man's taint. He has excellent hygiene, but still -- that dark area is ... the Doody Domain. Ya know? I don't want to swallow any coliforms.

I wouldn't worry about it.  You're either swallowing a bunch already, or he's amazingly clean, in which case you're probably safe tongue-poking his balloon knot a little.

"tongue-poking the balloon knot"  was my signature wrestling move in College.

That sounded funnier in my head...


In light of your handle, I'd go with

forums.naughtydog.com
 
2014-03-27 01:08:48 PM
Meanwhile, at the Cheetos factory:

www.iget2work.com
 
2014-03-27 01:14:53 PM
Next week on Nightline..."Toe Jam: Fact or Fiction"...

\dun dun DUN.....
 
2014-03-27 01:37:33 PM
That picture looks a little gay. Just sayin.
 
2014-03-27 01:43:12 PM
I'm surprised there are no pics of that weird alien creature with the milk and stuff...
 
2014-03-27 01:44:48 PM
Swedish cheese: Now with 12% more Swedes.
 
Ant
2014-03-27 01:51:11 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


Never? Some women are into it.
 
2014-03-27 01:54:49 PM

bdub77: unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?

You've obviously never dated a smoker.


if your insides smell like cigarette smoke, then you have far bigger health issues than cigarettes.
 
2014-03-27 02:02:25 PM

vudukungfu: Cythraul: I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.

You're not weird.
tell me what you think of straight men fawning over Pro athletes.


I've always contended, that if you are over 18 and wear a jersey with another mans name on it...well, lets just say that's not 100% straight.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-03-27 02:13:03 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


It tastes like jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.
 
2014-03-27 02:16:26 PM
'If you plan to buy string cheese the next time you go to the supermarket, you may want to check that it wasn't made in Omsk,' warned one Russian newspaper. try to haul your obsese ass towards the fresh fruit aisle instead.
 
2014-03-27 02:17:50 PM
obsese

FIFM
 
2014-03-27 02:40:40 PM

vudukungfu: Cythraul: I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.

You're not weird.
tell me what you think of straight men fawning over Pro athletes.


I actually think that's a bit more.. 'innocent.' Just men who admire other guys who can do physical feats that they can't do themselves, and other role model / hero worship type stuff. Now, if the guy has absolutely no interest in the sport itself, but still watches anyway, well.. that's a bit suspicious. I've been guilty of doing that a few times.
 
2014-03-27 02:45:00 PM
Can it be any worse for you than the leaded paint flaking off the steam-soaked waferboard wall in the background.

/I've done my time in a couple of cheese factories. No CSB's, but you do go home smelling like a steamy locker room for some reason.
 
2014-03-27 02:47:08 PM
A nice chianti and some aged fromunda....
 
2014-03-27 03:23:37 PM
All I know is that this is one of the funniest farking threads I have read in a while. You people just rock my world sometimes.
 
2014-03-27 03:48:29 PM
Just found this:

sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2014-03-27 05:06:48 PM
If you have a problem with it, you don't know what's in milk. Let me just help: industrial cleaning agents, antibiotics, pesticide residues, heavy metals, fungi (and their aflatoxin product), bacteria, hormones, cow manure and urine, dust, insects, animal hair, blood, pus and other dead cells by the millions.

Clearly, milk is the most contaminated and most disgusting food that humans consume.
 
2014-03-27 05:10:20 PM

LesserEvil: The only string cheese sold here in the US that is made in Russia is Frigo, so just avoid that brand.


Well, that would explain why Frigo is on sale in our stores right now.  Wish I was kidding, and I almost bought some today.  I missed it by that much.

They would've gotten awhey with it, if it wasn't for those meddling curds.
 
2014-03-27 05:13:21 PM

traylor: If you have a problem with it, you don't know what's in milk. Let me just help: industrial cleaning agents, antibiotics, pesticide residues, heavy metals, fungi (and their aflatoxin product), bacteria, hormones, cow manure and urine, dust, insects, animal hair, blood, pus and other dead cells by the millions.

Clearly, milk is the most contaminated and most disgusting food that humans consume.


I guess you don't realize that is what's in raw milk and not the pasteurized, filtered product that makes its way to the store.  And some of those things on that list are simply not true.
 
2014-03-27 05:26:38 PM

traylor: If you have a problem with it, you don't know what's in milk. Let me just help: industrial cleaning agents, antibiotics, pesticide residues, heavy metals, fungi (and their aflatoxin product), bacteria, hormones, cow manure and urine, dust, insects, animal hair, blood, pus and other dead cells by the millions.

Clearly, milk is the most contaminated and most disgusting food that humans consume.


Nope, that would be Dr.Pepper.
 
2014-03-27 05:38:40 PM

lack of warmth: traylor: If you have a problem with it, you don't know what's in milk. Let me just help: industrial cleaning agents, antibiotics, pesticide residues, heavy metals, fungi (and their aflatoxin product), bacteria, hormones, cow manure and urine, dust, insects, animal hair, blood, pus and other dead cells by the millions.

Clearly, milk is the most contaminated and most disgusting food that humans consume.

I guess you don't realize that is what's in raw milk and not the pasteurized, filtered product that makes its way to the store.  And some of those things on that list are simply not true.


Sorry I omitted the word 'raw'. One cookie for you!
 
2014-03-27 05:52:08 PM

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


Forget it. He's on a roll.
 
2014-03-27 06:21:42 PM

Cold_Sassy: Guess what?  That happens all over the world.  You just don't see all of it.


I once worked for a business that delivered milk to cafes and restaurants and sometimes had to visit the milk bottling plant.

I don't drink anything with milk in it any more.
 
2014-03-27 06:29:00 PM

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


It almost was. A British prime minister in the 1960s wanted the UK to become a US state.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wilson-wanted-uk-to-be-us-state-10 75 874.html

Well, not really almost was. It never would have happened. The man must have been delusional if he thought the citizens of either country would go for it.
 
2014-03-27 08:23:01 PM
I was thinking the article would be about cheese made from donkey milk, but then I wasn't sure that would merit a SCARY tag.
 
2014-03-27 09:51:09 PM
Blessed are the cheese makers.
 
2014-03-28 04:29:11 AM
The Devil's Poop (an actual cheese, and yes, very stinky)
p1.storage.canalblog.com
 
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