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(Daily Mail)   If that last cheese you ate tasted like ass, there's a very good reason (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 103
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2014-03-27 10:04:24 AM  
Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.
 
2014-03-27 10:11:15 AM  
** clicks link **

i.imgur.com

Damn, it's not even 8:30 yet....
 
2014-03-27 10:12:33 AM  
Why would you even want to?!? I can't imagine the resultant infections in one's nether regions from doing this.
 
2014-03-27 10:18:28 AM  

InterruptingQuirk: Why would you even want to?!? I can't imagine the resultant infections in one's nether regions from doing this.


img0.joyreactor.com
 
2014-03-27 10:22:13 AM  
You need bacteria to make cheese. I'm just sayin...
 
2014-03-27 10:33:37 AM  
Because it's been in contact with ass?  No way....

/clicks link

FU SUBBY!
 
2014-03-27 10:34:35 AM  
Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?
 
2014-03-27 10:35:29 AM  
Well! I guess we shan't be "russian" to the supermarket for cheese now!
 
2014-03-27 10:36:06 AM  
Guess what?  That happens all over the world.  You just don't see all of it.
 
2014-03-27 10:37:56 AM  
I hope I'm telling this correctly because I heard it over 10 years ago, but my brothers friend lives in Australia and at the time his job was driving from farm to farm picking up milk and then driving it to the Milk Factory or wherever it is they process it. One day he heard a sound coming from one of the huge vats where they either store and or homogenize/pasteurize the milk,  and it was 2 people farking. 

He said he didn't drink milk for about a year after that.
 
2014-03-27 10:40:22 AM  
this is going to tank the artisan russian cheese market
 
2014-03-27 10:41:10 AM  
If you're eating cheese made in Omsk, you probably have bigger things to worry about.
 
2014-03-27 10:41:37 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: Uh, sorry. I never tasted "ass," subby. How does one recognize the flavor?


You've obviously never dated a smoker.
 
2014-03-27 10:43:24 AM  

bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 10:44:57 AM  
The only string cheese sold here in the US that is made in Russia is Frigo, so just avoid that brand.
 
2014-03-27 10:45:41 AM  
*Cancels large quantity of Russian String Cheese shipment*
 
2014-03-27 10:45:46 AM  

guestguy: bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.
[i.imgur.com image 144x96]


Well, I think it is defined as ass cheese... so... It's not wrong
 
2014-03-27 10:47:07 AM  
Yup, wouldn't want my congealed bovine sweat extract to get contaminated.
 
2014-03-27 10:47:10 AM  
Hairy cheese.
 
2014-03-27 10:47:43 AM  
 They won't be disciplined for unsanitary conditions, they will be jailed for homosexual activity.

GG Russia. Yer totes gay.

/NTTIAWWT
 
2014-03-27 10:49:44 AM  
Ok they are not just "friends".
 
2014-03-27 10:50:03 AM  

p the boiler: guestguy: bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.
[i.imgur.com image 144x96]

Well, I think it is defined as ass cheese... so... It's not wrong


Smegma is dick cheese, get it straight.
 
2014-03-27 10:50:38 AM  
I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...
 
2014-03-27 10:53:23 AM  
Do you know who else took milk baths.

Yup.

Cleopatra, the Hitler of eye-shadow.
 
2014-03-27 10:56:53 AM  
"All personnel in the photo have been disappeared"
 
2014-03-27 10:57:04 AM  
good lord! 'string cheese incident' has a whole new meaning now
 
2014-03-27 10:57:09 AM  

cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...


You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?
 
2014-03-27 10:57:46 AM  
vat of cheesy string

ew ew ew ew ew EWWWWWW!
 
2014-03-27 10:57:54 AM  

Publikwerks: p the boiler: guestguy: bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.
[i.imgur.com image 144x96]

Well, I think it is defined as ass cheese... so... It's not wrong

Smegma is dick cheese, get it straight.


It's all frumunda cheese. So stop with the semantics.
 
2014-03-27 11:01:35 AM  
Que the cartman assburger bit..
 
2014-03-27 11:01:59 AM  
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2014-03-27 11:02:03 AM  
So one could say that its.....

...From Russia, with Love.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-27 11:02:29 AM  
Not a looker in the bunch.

/was hoping for hawt Russian womenz.
 
2014-03-27 11:03:33 AM  

bdub77: Ingredients: Pasteurized lowfat milk, cheese cultures, smegma, salt, enzymes, Vitamin A palmitate.


. . . pubic hair, urine, semen, snot, dingleberries (may contain one or more of the following: lint, fecal matter, dust, very small rocks) sweat, saliva, dandruff, toe cheese, ear wax . . .

/you're welcome
 
2014-03-27 11:03:58 AM  

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


img.movieberry.com
 
2014-03-27 11:04:06 AM  
Because it's cheese?

// I thought "feet" and "ass" are your only choices for cheese smell/taste
// unless you go with overprocessed "cheese" that tastes like nothing at all (mmmmm...big-brand mozzarella)
 
2014-03-27 11:06:18 AM  
 
2014-03-27 11:06:18 AM  

Barfmaker: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You're aware that the UK isn't actually part of the US, right?


Yeah I noticed the source after I posted...
 
2014-03-27 11:07:28 AM  
Somebody is Putin in my cheese????
 
2014-03-27 11:09:24 AM  
cdn.cstatic.net
 
2014-03-27 11:11:07 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Somebody is Putin in my cheese????


You win the internet today!

+1
 
2014-03-27 11:18:42 AM  

cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...


You commie!!
 
2014-03-27 11:23:32 AM  
Listen do you happen to have the phone number on you, Dimitri? .....  What? I see, just ask for Omsk Information
 
2014-03-27 11:23:58 AM  
I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.
 
2014-03-27 11:24:28 AM  

bikerbob59: cards fan by association: I see the US media is running low on anti-Russia propaganda...

You commie!!


The propaganda flows both ways, just sayin!
 
2014-03-27 11:26:27 AM  

LazyMedia: If you're eating cheese made in Omsk, you probably have bigger things to worry about.


Right? It seems like a local Omsk problem or possibly an American Hipster " I get my cheese from Omsk, you've never heard of it." problem.
 
2014-03-27 11:27:34 AM  

Mike_1962: I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.


http://notalwaysworking.com/ - If you need a daily dose of foodprep horror stories.
 
2014-03-27 11:29:00 AM  

brap: Do you know who else took milk baths.

Yup.

Cleopatra, the Hitler of eye-shadow.


content.internetvideoarchive.com
/should be obscure, but this is Fark. Someone will know.
 
2014-03-27 11:29:06 AM  

Mike_1962: I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.


Or...OR...they found out this was Putin's favorite brand of cheese.

Then everyone would be dead.
 
2014-03-27 11:33:42 AM  
I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.

Maybe I'm just weird.
 
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