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(Telegraph)   Florida kayaker goes on two hour tour... courtesy of a hammerhead shark, lives to tell about it. Fark bonus: Video included   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 7
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2014-03-27 11:23:36 AM  
3 votes:

reubendaley: Gunboat: "A two hour tour, a two hour tour...."

For your information
A "3-hour tour"
Is the correct
Line from the song


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2014-03-27 10:56:06 AM  
3 votes:

bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?


Because it was made of unbreakable diamond filament.

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2014-03-27 11:40:50 AM  
2 votes:

bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?


"Extreme" fishermen = AWs.

I accidentally caught a small alligator while bass fishing in a Florida lake.  Lots of lily pads, near dark, and I didn't see him lurking while I was working a rubber frog lure.  He nailed it and took off, so cutting the line was my first thought.  But it was a "weedless" lure so the hook didn't set.  He popped back up and glared at me after spitting it out. /csb
2014-03-27 05:03:00 PM  
1 votes:
Best part of the video was where he said "That's a different Hammerhead chasing me" and chucked a fish behind the kayak to distract it.

/last 2 minutes of vid.
2014-03-27 01:41:42 PM  
1 votes:
Because I could not stop for Death, he kindly stopped for me
The carriage held but just ourselves - and immortality.
With Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaireand his wife
the movie star, the Professorand Mary Ann
here on Gilligan's Isle.
2014-03-27 11:49:19 AM  
1 votes:

SoupJohnB: bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?

"Extreme" fishermen = AWs.

I accidentally caught a small alligator while bass fishing in a Florida lake.  Lots of lily pads, near dark, and I didn't see him lurking while I was working a rubber frog lure.  He nailed it and took off, so cutting the line was my first thought.  But it was a "weedless" lure so the hook didn't set.  He popped back up and glared at me after spitting it out. /csb


As a teenager I was fishing with my dad on the bank of a small pond and ended up catching a water moccasin.  Let me tell you this:  Snakes can FIGHT!  I played him for a good 5 minutes before he started to tire.

Was sitting there reeling him in when my dad sidled up beside me and hissed: "Please.  Do not.  Bring.  The poisonous snake.  CLOSER!" Ended up cutting the line.
2014-03-27 10:49:28 AM  
1 votes:
"A two hour tour, a two hour tour...."

www.canadacool.com
 
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