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(Telegraph)   Florida kayaker goes on two hour tour... courtesy of a hammerhead shark, lives to tell about it. Fark bonus: Video included   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 10
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2014-03-27 10:23:10 AM
4 votes:
uh...why not just cut the line?
2014-03-27 11:49:19 AM
1 votes:

SoupJohnB: bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?

"Extreme" fishermen = AWs.

I accidentally caught a small alligator while bass fishing in a Florida lake.  Lots of lily pads, near dark, and I didn't see him lurking while I was working a rubber frog lure.  He nailed it and took off, so cutting the line was my first thought.  But it was a "weedless" lure so the hook didn't set.  He popped back up and glared at me after spitting it out. /csb


As a teenager I was fishing with my dad on the bank of a small pond and ended up catching a water moccasin.  Let me tell you this:  Snakes can FIGHT!  I played him for a good 5 minutes before he started to tire.

Was sitting there reeling him in when my dad sidled up beside me and hissed: "Please.  Do not.  Bring.  The poisonous snake.  CLOSER!" Ended up cutting the line.
2014-03-27 11:40:50 AM
1 votes:

bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?


"Extreme" fishermen = AWs.

I accidentally caught a small alligator while bass fishing in a Florida lake.  Lots of lily pads, near dark, and I didn't see him lurking while I was working a rubber frog lure.  He nailed it and took off, so cutting the line was my first thought.  But it was a "weedless" lure so the hook didn't set.  He popped back up and glared at me after spitting it out. /csb
2014-03-27 11:40:00 AM
1 votes:

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: reubendaley: Gunboat: "A two hour tour, a two hour tour...."

For your information
A "3-hour tour"
Is the correct
Line from the song

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Facepalm.  I am really slipping.

Gunboat: reubendaley: Gunboat: "A two hour tour, a two hour tour...."

For your information
A "3-hour tour"
Is the correct
Line from the song

I struggled with that (seriously).  TFA said "two hour tour"; lyric is "three hour tour."  Which to use?


vide supra.  Not a fail.  I'm just going to slink away now . . .

/yeah, I slunk out
2014-03-27 11:36:57 AM
1 votes:

bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?


Because he wanted to see what he had and photograph/video it?  A lot of the kayak guys are the CPR types (catch, photograph, release)

/got pulled around a small lake in a canoe by a 40lb flathead catfish one time
2014-03-27 11:23:39 AM
1 votes:

reubendaley: Gunboat: "A two hour tour, a two hour tour...."

For your information
A "3-hour tour"
Is the correct
Line from the song


I struggled with that (seriously).  TFA said "two hour tour"; lyric is "three hour tour."  Which to use?
2014-03-27 10:57:27 AM
1 votes:
It is more fun when an eagle lands on your boat.
2014-03-27 10:56:06 AM
1 votes:

bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?


Because it was made of unbreakable diamond filament.

www.hwdyk.com
2014-03-27 10:49:28 AM
1 votes:
"A two hour tour, a two hour tour...."

www.canadacool.com
2014-03-27 10:48:05 AM
1 votes:

bikerbob59: uh...why not just cut the line?


Yeah, I don't get that either.
It's not like he'd get it back to shore, anyway.
 
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