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(The Business Journals)   Taco Bell trolls McDonald's with new commercials featuring men actually named Ronald McDonald saying how much they like the new taco breakfast menu   (bizjournals.com) divider line 119
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2014-03-27 12:36:51 AM
media.bizj.us

This makes me gag, just ew.
 
2014-03-27 01:40:01 AM
Yuck. McDonald's has nothing to worry about.
 
2014-03-27 07:05:46 AM
I bet the breakfast menu will lead to taco bell's victory in the franchise wars.
 
2014-03-27 07:08:19 AM

strangeluck: [media.bizj.us image 600x400]

This makes me gag, just ew.


omfg, i want five of those!!!!! delicious!!!!!
 
2014-03-27 07:19:47 AM
"Why should you wait for lunch to start making bad decisions?"
 
2014-03-27 07:38:33 AM

some_beer_drinker: strangeluck: [media.bizj.us image 600x400]

This makes me gag, just ew.

omfg, i want five of those!!!!! delicious!!!!!


Maple Syrup makes everything taste better.

/except maybe tossed salad.  I'm not sure about that one.
 
2014-03-27 07:40:13 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-03-27 07:42:43 AM
But according to consumer Carl Jr., "The Taco Bell breakfast sucks."
 
2014-03-27 07:43:34 AM
ok, this is really scary.  I was just playing a game and heard someone in the game say Taco Bell now serves breakfast.  I rarely eat fast food but it sounded intriguing so I alt-tabbed out of the game and went to tacobell.com to see their breakfast menu.  I then notice Fark is still open in another tab so I refresh it and this is the first thing I see?

going to get a steak egg and cheese and pine for Del Taco.  here's hoping I don't get diarrhea!
 
2014-03-27 07:43:44 AM
Ask not for whom the Bell trolls, it trolls for thee.
 
2014-03-27 07:43:51 AM
Potential Slogan:
"Shart your day with Taco Bell"
 
2014-03-27 07:44:23 AM

SBinRR: Maple Syrup makes everything taste better.

/except maybe tossed salad. I'm not sure about that one.


Yes, but this is a fast food restaurant.

The odds of that being ACTUAL maple syrup are... slim.

/Reminds me of the first time I ate at an IHOP. Having been raised on maple syrup, I get my pancakes, put the syrup on, take a bite...
//WHAT TREACHERY IS THIS.
 
2014-03-27 07:47:38 AM
Article fails without link to actual commercial.  "Blah blah blah I noticed a commercial on hulu for taco bell breakfast." Since when does that warrant writing an entire article? I once saw a puppy that farted..should I write an article about it?
 
2014-03-27 07:48:07 AM
OK.  Someone earned their marketing salary this month.  This is pretty clever.
 
2014-03-27 07:48:52 AM

captainstudd: Article fails without link to actual commercial.  "Blah blah blah I noticed a commercial on hulu for taco bell breakfast." Since when does that warrant writing an entire article? I once saw a puppy that farted..should I write an article about it?


YES
 
2014-03-27 07:49:55 AM
I cant wait to watch McDonalds sue Taco Bell out of existence.
 
2014-03-27 07:50:14 AM

captainstudd: Article fails without link to actual commercial.  "Blah blah blah I noticed a commercial on hulu for taco bell breakfast." Since when does that warrant writing an entire article? I once saw a puppy that farted..should I write an article about it?


I'd read it.
 
2014-03-27 07:51:00 AM
 
2014-03-27 07:52:42 AM

AngryDragon: Link for the Google challenged


The food they showed at the end looked damned good.
 
2014-03-27 07:52:59 AM
Is this one of them?

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-27 07:54:28 AM
I bought my house from a guy named Ronald McDonald. True story.
 
2014-03-27 07:56:52 AM
Epic trolling ftw, amirite? all your base are belong to badger badger
 
2014-03-27 07:58:08 AM
Taco Bell Customer: "I think I may have over-trusted that fart..."
 
2014-03-27 07:59:47 AM
If my last name was McDonald and my parents named me Ronald we would be having a serious talk about that.
 
2014-03-27 08:00:09 AM

captainstudd: Article fails without link to actual commercial.  "Blah blah blah I noticed a commercial on hulu for taco bell breakfast." Since when does that warrant writing an entire article? I once saw a puppy that farted..should I write an article about it?


Depends. Was it a chihuahua?

McDonald's pretty much sucks except for their breakfasts, which are quite awesome. Particularly the coffee. Mmmmmmm. . . .
 
2014-03-27 08:01:11 AM

strangeluck: [media.bizj.us image 600x400]

This makes me gag, just ew.


Yum.  Shiat flavored heart disease, drizzled with high fructose corn syrup.

Only a serious stoner would want that for breakfast.
 
2014-03-27 08:01:22 AM

Sumatra7: Is this one of them?

[img.fark.net image 495x330]


Surprised this wasn't the Boobies.
 
2014-03-27 08:03:05 AM
Hmmm...maybe it's years and years of the "same ol", but the Taco Bell selections look interesting.

Right now I consider the king of all breakfast fast food to be the Chick Fil A spicy chicken biscuit.

/eats breakfast fast food about once or twice per month
 
2014-03-27 08:04:17 AM
you know, not everyone can afford fresh fruit and yogurt for breakfast.  not every place is your upper class suburban home.


hlehmann: strangeluck: [media.bizj.us image 600x400]

This makes me gag, just ew.

Yum.  Shiat flavored heart disease, drizzled with high fructose corn syrup.

Only a serious stoner would want that for breakfast.

 
2014-03-27 08:04:19 AM

selena gomez has an anus: I cant wait to watch McDonalds sue Taco Bell out of existence.


On what grounding? If those people are indeed named Ronald McDonald and Taco Bell uses the appropriate disclaimers, which TFA says they do, what would be McDonalds standing? Granted major companies are not immune to making horrible decisions, but I would bet the Taco Bell legal department looked into this ad pretty hard before it aired.
 
2014-03-27 08:06:53 AM

Serious Black: I bought my house from a guy named Ronald McDonald. True story.


You bastard, what'd you do with all those kids?
 
2014-03-27 08:07:20 AM

taurusowner: selena gomez has an anus: I cant wait to watch McDonalds sue Taco Bell out of existence.

On what grounding? If those people are indeed named Ronald McDonald and Taco Bell uses the appropriate disclaimers, which TFA says they do, what would be McDonalds standing? Granted major companies are not immune to making horrible decisions, but I would bet the Taco Bell legal department looked into this ad pretty hard before it aired.


I am sure you are right.  I retract my statement.  Thank you.
 
2014-03-27 08:07:25 AM

God-is-a-Taco: Epic trolling ftw, amirite? all your base are belong to badger badger


cry ev3rtm
 
2014-03-27 08:07:39 AM

meanscr: Taco Bell Customer: "I think I may have over-trusted that fart..."


overthruster?
 
2014-03-27 08:11:20 AM
media.ticketmaster.com

"Good morning!  You're about to call in sick."
 
2014-03-27 08:12:53 AM

SithLord: Serious Black: I bought my house from a guy named Ronald McDonald. True story.

You bastard, what'd you do with all those kids?


They're probably still in the basement...under the sub-floor
 
2014-03-27 08:13:37 AM

SithLord: Serious Black: I bought my house from a guy named Ronald McDonald. True story.

You bastard, what'd you do with all those kids?


You want to know what makes the special sauce on Big Macs so special?
 
2014-03-27 08:13:45 AM

strangeluck: [media.bizj.us image 600x400]

This makes me gag, just ew.


is it..... the sausage?
 
2014-03-27 08:14:28 AM
This topic is all the rage this morning in my office... settle the hell down, fatties.
 
2014-03-27 08:15:21 AM
"Buenos dias! No necesitas todos tus dos pies."
 
2014-03-27 08:17:08 AM
Those men still have to go through life with the name of Ronald McDonald. It was a perfectly fine name until McDonald's ruined it by associating it with a clown.
 
2014-03-27 08:19:16 AM
But did they troll Gravity on twitter?
 
2014-03-27 08:21:05 AM

AngryDragon: SithLord: Serious Black: I bought my house from a guy named Ronald McDonald. True story.

You bastard, what'd you do with all those kids?

They're probably still in the basement...under the sub-floor


I wouldn't waste a valuable resource like children's bodies by burying them and letting them rot. I'm not an idiot.
 
2014-03-27 08:22:23 AM

oryx: Those men still have to go through life with the name of Ronald McDonald. It was a perfectly fine name until McDonald's ruined it by associating it with a clown.


When I was in High school in the early 70s, we had a kid move to town named Howard Johnson.
Asked him why he was called that, he said, "My last name is Johnson, and my dad's name is Howard"

So for April Fool's day, we went over to his house at night and painted the tops of the garbage cans at the curb Orange.
He told us his dad got a kid out of it. He was telling us in English class that his dad was worried about vandalism being the only black family that just moved to the neighborhood. I gasped and said "YOU'RE BLACK!?!?" Which made us fast friends.

Poor guy had a lovely 'fro in school, but he's bald as Sinead O'Connor now. I didn't recognize him at the reunion.
 
2014-03-27 08:22:37 AM
In my area of this country Taco Bell started serving breakfast 5 years ago.  It wasn't anything to write home about, but it wasn't God-awful either.  So they're introducing some new menu items.  Why is this news?
 
2014-03-27 08:23:36 AM

stonelotus: ok, this is really scary.  I was just playing a game and heard someone in the game say Taco Bell now serves breakfast.  I rarely eat fast food but it sounded intriguing so I alt-tabbed out of the game and went to tacobell.com to see their breakfast menu.  I then notice Fark is still open in another tab so I refresh it and this is the first thing I see?

going to get a steak egg and cheese and pine for Del Taco.  here's hoping I don't get diarrhea!


That's... not scary. That's advertising.

Put down the pot, son. Drugs are bad, m'kay?
 
2014-03-27 08:24:38 AM
If you were born after, say, 1965, with the last name McDonald and your parents named you Ronald they did so because the county wouldn't let them name you "Broken Farking Condom"
 
2014-03-27 08:24:57 AM
Taco Bell closed at the Mall a while ago and I think it was because making all those tacos is so labor intensive it drives people insane. They need to change their menu or they are going to go out of business.
 
2014-03-27 08:25:30 AM

SBinRR: some_beer_drinker: strangeluck: [media.bizj.us image 600x400]

This makes me gag, just ew.

omfg, i want five of those!!!!! delicious!!!!!

Maple Syrup makes everything taste better.

/except maybe tossed salad.  I'm not sure about that one.


Tossed salad is best with grape jelly.
 
2014-03-27 08:25:51 AM

hlehmann: strangeluck: [media.bizj.us image 600x400]

This makes me gag, just ew.

Yum.  Shiat flavored heart disease, drizzled with high fructose corn syrup.

Only a serious stoner would want that for breakfast.


So you've seen stonelotus' post, then.
 
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