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(Mirror.co.uk)   Smoking hot 23-year-old who received £5,000 taxpayer funded boob-job because she was bullied for being flat-chested, then sued for £10,000 because her boobs were too big, is now a call girl, three-months pregnant, has no idea who the father is   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 161
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2014-03-27 12:29:11 AM
 
2014-03-27 12:49:32 AM
Well, if Who's the father, he'll be easy to find on first base.
 
2014-03-27 12:52:14 AM
i1.mirror.co.uk

Glamour model? For what, Barnum and Bailey's clown college?
 
2014-03-27 12:58:17 AM
Somebody paid for that? Damn. I've never been THAT desperate. And that's saying something.
 
2014-03-27 01:06:56 AM

strangeluck: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Glamour model? For what, Barnum and Bailey's clown college?


Glamor Model is Britain's way of saying "person with no discernible talent or occupation" The female NEET.
 
2014-03-27 02:27:29 AM
From that headline I would have guessed this was a lock for a Daily Mail story.
 
2014-03-27 08:23:08 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
2014-03-27 08:23:14 AM

RodneyToady: Well, if Who's the father, he'll be easy to find on first base.


I think he went way past first base.
 
2014-03-27 08:24:15 AM
He didn't pay you for sex. He paid you to leave.

/oblig
 
2014-03-27 08:24:39 AM
Glamour must have a different meaning in Olde England.
 
2014-03-27 08:24:43 AM
1) The Taxpayers are the father. They'll be paying for it's life.

2) England has a Snookie?
 
2014-03-27 08:25:17 AM
Well she's not getting bullied anymore, has a job and will soon be a mother. I say the whole thing worked out great. Shame about her face though.
 
2014-03-27 08:27:22 AM

The One True TheDavid: Somebody paid for that? Damn. I've never been THAT desperate. And that's saying something.


Even if you did, why would you fark a prostitute without a condom? Unless you're already disease riddled I guess.
 
2014-03-27 08:27:35 AM

markfara: The Aristocrats?


That's what I was going with.
 
2014-03-27 08:28:49 AM
"....after sleeping with a client for £1,000. "

A blind guy? It has to be a blind guy.
 
2014-03-27 08:29:23 AM

strangeluck: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Glamour model? For what, Barnum and Bailey's clown college?


It's always the eyebrows.  Why are some women obsessed with making their eyebrows look like they're made of black construction paper?
 
2014-03-27 08:30:11 AM

HotWingConspiracy: Well she's not getting bullied anymore, has a job and will soon be a mother. I say the whole thing worked out great.


So the lesson we learned here is whenever somebody experiences any level of discomfort or anxiety, the taxpayer is responsible for fixing it, by any means, at any cost.

That or you're just trolling.
 
2014-03-27 08:30:40 AM

AngryDragon: strangeluck: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Glamour model? For what, Barnum and Bailey's clown college?

It's always the eyebrows.  Why are some women obsessed with making their eyebrows look like they're made of black construction paper?


It has everything to do with societal pressure and unrealistic expectations, which is exactly why the girl in this story ended up the way she did.
 
2014-03-27 08:30:44 AM
Its like someone shaked an etch a sketch and erased her face then dialed the knobs to make a new one.
 
2014-03-27 08:30:47 AM
Should this be in the Business tab?
 
2014-03-27 08:30:53 AM

strangeluck: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Glamour model? For what, Barnum and Bailey's clown college?


I see I am not the only one who sees

i1.mirror.co.uk

and thinks

binaryapi.ap.org
/nice tits, tho
 
2014-03-27 08:31:35 AM
Tune in again six months from now, when she's found dead in a ditch from an overdose.
 
2014-03-27 08:31:35 AM

strangeluck: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Glamour model? For what, Barnum and Bailey's clown college?


She's British hot.
 
2014-03-27 08:33:04 AM

AngryDragon: strangeluck: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Glamour model? For what, Barnum and Bailey's clown college?

It's always the eyebrows.  Why are some women obsessed with making their eyebrows look like they're made of black construction paper?


It's the dreaded affliction of "GMS"... Groucho Marx Syndrome
 
2014-03-27 08:33:05 AM

sandbar67: "....after sleeping with a client for £1,000. "

A blind guy? It has to be a blind guy.


DON"T JUDGE ME!!!

*sobs*

/I'm so lonely
 
2014-03-27 08:33:22 AM

vudukungfu: 1) The Taxpayers are the father. They'll be paying for it's life.

2) England has a Snookie?


This.  I saw the photo and immediately wondered who beat up Snookie.
 
2014-03-27 08:33:28 AM
Her head probably shrinks three sizes when she washes her face.

Those eyebrows, good lord.

www.wikihow.com
 
2014-03-27 08:34:03 AM

abhorrent1: The One True TheDavid: Somebody paid for that? Damn. I've never been THAT desperate. And that's saying something.

Even if you did, why would you fark a prostitute without a condom? Unless you're already disease riddled I guess.


I was gonna use one but then I thought "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti England?"
 
2014-03-27 08:35:33 AM

Archie Goodwin: He didn't pay you for sex. He paid you to leave.


You know, I've always heard that, but I can tell you it's simply not true.

I hired a call girl once. After we got done, she was like "I'm getting ready to go....you gonna pay me or what?" I said 'Nah...I really don't care if you stay. Hell, I was about to start a game of Castle Crashers. You wanna play? I've got a second controller.' She just looks at me for a second and says "I gotta make a phone call". I tell her 'Sure, phone's in the kitchen. But if you go in there, can you bring me back a sandwich and a coke?'. A few minutes later I get a knock at my door and there is this huge motherfarker standing there. He then proceeds to beat my ass for a good 10 minutes. And I never did get that sandwich.
 
2014-03-27 08:36:12 AM
I would NOT hit it. Those knees are just waaaaaaay too sharp.
 
2014-03-27 08:36:18 AM
Their central bank is really cleaning up on this one.
 
2014-03-27 08:37:09 AM

freetomato: Her head probably shrinks three sizes when she washes her face.

Those eyebrows, good lord.


Awwwwwww. Toad-poles.
 
2014-03-27 08:38:15 AM
The system works.
 
2014-03-27 08:38:25 AM
Dear Fark,

I wish to make a complaint about false advertising in one of your headlines.
 
2014-03-27 08:38:30 AM
She has a facebook page.  The comments are absolutely brutal.  She has to be a glutton for punishment.
 
2014-03-27 08:39:18 AM

GoldSpider: HotWingConspiracy: Well she's not getting bullied anymore, has a job and will soon be a mother. I say the whole thing worked out great.

So the lesson we learned here is whenever somebody experiences any level of discomfort or anxiety, the taxpayer is responsible for fixing it, by any means, at any cost.

That or you're just trolling.


Better that than a cruise missile to blow up wedding parties on the other side of the planet. Besides, you weren't going to step up and marry her, what's society supposed to do? Be the change you want to see, friend.
 
2014-03-27 08:39:33 AM
I'd insist on a Tesco grocery bag to cover that busted grill. Yikes.
 
2014-03-27 08:39:45 AM

GoldSpider: HotWingConspiracy: Well she's not getting bullied anymore, has a job and will soon be a mother. I say the whole thing worked out great.

So the lesson we learned here is whenever somebody experiences any level of discomfort or anxiety, the taxpayer is responsible for fixing it, by any means, at any cost.

That or you're just trolling.


I'm going to go with sarcasm.
 
2014-03-27 08:40:01 AM
" MythDragon:I hired a call girl once. After we got done, she was like "I'm getting ready to go....you gonna pay me or what?" I said 'Nah...I really don't care if you stay. Hell, I was about to start a game of Castle Crashers. You wanna play? I've got a second controller.' She just looks at me for a second and says "I gotta make a phone call". I tell her 'Sure, phone's in the kitchen. But if you go in there, can you bring me back a sandwich and a coke?'. A few minutes later I get a knock at my door and there is this huge motherfarker standing there. He then proceeds to beat my ass for a good 10 minutes. And I never did get that sandwich."

Why didn't you just offer her a third-party post-dated check?
 
2014-03-27 08:40:14 AM
And I'm sure that if you ask her personally. That she would be the victim this entire time
 
2014-03-27 08:40:30 AM

Archie Goodwin: He didn't pay you for sex. He paid you to leave.

/oblig


Glad someone said this.
 
2014-03-27 08:40:45 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: And I'm sure that if you ask her personally. That she would be the victim this entire time


and she would be right.
 
2014-03-27 08:41:54 AM
Jesus Christ, who the hell thinks this looks good?  At least  Ganguro provides some interest.  This just looks like she went through a book on makeup, read the words, ignored the pictures, and decided how to do them all on her own.

Eyebrows?  check  Lips?
check   Skin Tone? check   Hair?check
 
2014-03-27 08:42:49 AM

Hack Patooey: Jesus Christ, who the hell thinks this looks good?  At least  Ganguro provides some interest.  This just looks like she went through a book on makeup, read the words, ignored the pictures, and decided how to do them all on her own.

Eyebrows?  check  Lips? check   Skin Tone? check   Hair?check


You know, a nice facial would clean that clown makeup off pretty well.
 
2014-03-27 08:43:13 AM
A call girl with only one client?  She 'fell' pregnant?  Eyebrows that look like comets on the verge of colliding?

//GAH!
 
2014-03-27 08:43:25 AM
Those are great eyebrows.  They teach you that in Whore Academy?
 
2014-03-27 08:43:39 AM
Yuck.
 
2014-03-27 08:43:58 AM

strangeluck: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Glamour model? For what, Barnum and Bailey's clown college?


Done in three.
 
2014-03-27 08:46:25 AM

MythDragon: Archie Goodwin: He didn't pay you for sex. He paid you to leave.


You know, I've always heard that, but I can tell you it's simply not true.

I hired a call girl once. After we got done, she was like "I'm getting ready to go....you gonna pay me or what?" I said 'Nah...I really don't care if you stay. Hell, I was about to start a game of Castle Crashers. You wanna play? I've got a second controller.' She just looks at me for a second and says "I gotta make a phone call". I tell her 'Sure, phone's in the kitchen. But if you go in there, can you bring me back a sandwich and a coke?'. A few minutes later I get a knock at my door and there is this huge motherfarker standing there. He then proceeds to beat my ass for a good 10 minutes. And I never did get that sandwich.



Actually, my read of the alleged CSB from MythDragon is that it supports Archie Goodwin's comment.  If Myth had paid the girl, she would have gone away; Myth didn't pay, and therefore girl did not go away.
 
2014-03-27 08:48:42 AM

AngryDragon: strangeluck: [i1.mirror.co.uk image 615x409]

Glamour model? For what, Barnum and Bailey's clown college?

It's always the eyebrows.  Why are some women obsessed with making their eyebrows look like they're made of black construction paper?


I hear what you're saying, but no, I've got to go with the lipstick.

Saw a receptionist at my vet's do this too. Bleached blonde, rent-a-tan, and that horrendous clown lipstick. Why do women do that? What's the theory? I get that it's somehow connected to the tan, but it *doesn't work.* Whatever it is you think you're doing, it isn't working. You just look like a clown. Stop it.
 
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