UNC_Samurai: If you've already been a D-1 head coach, why the ever-loving fark would you need to outright lie on your resume?
Prey4reign: They knew he played for Kentucky. They knew he was a Pitino protege. Why bother even reading the resume? He got them to the dance and now they're going to get all hissy prissy over a stupid piece of paper? Now they won't take him back? Come on Manhattan, have a little respect for spunk.
EyeballKid: "With just seconds to go and each of their players in foul trouble, UK is gonna have to pray for a miracle to pull this one...wait, what's that? WHAT'S STEVE MASIELLO DOING HERE IN UNIFORM?!"
ongbok: Because the school requires that you have a degree. If a University is going to pay you a million dollars a year, and make you the public face of the school, I'm sure they are going to make sure you have a degree just to show that you are in line with the mission of the school.
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