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(Toronto Star)   News: Before being shot to death by home-invaders, mom begged them not to hurt her daughter. Fark: The daughter who paid $10,000 to have her parents killed   (thestar.com) divider line 21
    More: Ironic, murder trial, Crown Prosecutor, Jennifer Pan  
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2014-03-27 10:02:03 AM  
Hmm. A Pan Asian killing spree.
 
2014-03-27 10:02:33 AM  
Tragic story, but I did laugh once I read the second sentence.
 
2014-03-27 10:04:22 AM  
How sharper than a banded krait's tooth...
 
2014-03-27 10:04:57 AM  
That woman sounds like a Bich.

And the daughter is a horrible person.
 
2014-03-27 10:05:34 AM  

toejam: Hmm. A Pan Asian killing spree.


Over the Wong guy.
 
2014-03-27 10:05:48 AM  
This is why I never regretted not bearing any children.
 
2014-03-27 10:10:49 AM  

Cold_Sassy: This is why I never regretted not bearing any children.


i've never regretted you never having any children either
thank ;you so much
 
2014-03-27 10:29:20 AM  

mekki: toejam: Hmm. A Pan Asian killing spree.

Over the Wong guy.


Poor Bich never saw it coming.
 
2014-03-27 10:32:28 AM  

bindlestiff2600: Cold_Sassy: This is why I never regretted not bearing any children.

i've never regretted you never having any children either
thank ;you so much


How does that bother you?  The world is already overpopulated anyway.
 
2014-03-27 10:43:47 AM  

Cold_Sassy: This is why I never regretted not bearing any children.


I read this as: This is why I never regretted not beating any children.

Still seems to work.
 
2014-03-27 10:54:28 AM  
Bich: "please, don't hurt my daughter"
 
2014-03-27 10:55:32 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 11:17:57 AM  

Cold_Sassy: This is why I never regretted not bearing any children.


It was a great relief to us as well.
 
2014-03-27 11:59:23 AM  
Yay 'tiger parenting'....
 
2014-03-27 12:01:20 PM  

GORDON: Cold_Sassy: This is why I never regretted not bearing any children.

It was a great relief to us as well.


WTF is your and bindlestiff's problem?  How does that affect your lives?  It doesn't.  But apparently you feel it is fine in spout off your ignorant mouths about something that does not concern you in the slightest just because.

/Bet your kids wind up in juvie, losers.
 
2014-03-27 12:17:41 PM  
I guess we have been told wrong for years.

Just one wong doesn't make it right.
 
2014-03-27 02:20:50 PM  

Cold_Sassy: GORDON: Cold_Sassy: This is why I never regretted not bearing any children.

It was a great relief to us as well.

WTF is your and bindlestiff's problem?  How does that affect your lives?  It doesn't.  But apparently you feel it is fine in spout off your ignorant mouths about something that does not concern you in the slightest just because.

/Bet your kids wind up in juvie, losers.


ryanesaki.com
 
2014-03-27 02:59:16 PM  

Cold_Sassy: GORDON: Cold_Sassy: This is why I never regretted not bearing any children.

It was a great relief to us as well.

WTF is your and bindlestiff's problem?  How does that affect your lives?  It doesn't.  But apparently you feel it is fine in spout off your ignorant mouths about something that does not concern you in the slightest just because.

/Bet your kids wind up in juvie, losers.


If it doesn't concern us, then why did you post it for all to see in a public forum?
 
2014-03-27 04:15:18 PM  

Cold_Sassy: GORDON: Cold_Sassy: This is why I never regretted not bearing any children.

It was a great relief to us as well.

WTF is your and bindlestiff's problem?  How does that affect your lives?  It doesn't.  But apparently you feel it is fine in spout off your ignorant mouths about something that does not concern you in the slightest just because.

/Bet your kids wind up in juvie, losers.


You are definitely overreacting when you reply like that to people who don't even know you, and therefore are not actually seriously judging you or judging how your children would turn out. How could they be if they know nothing about you?

I am over-sensitive sometimes, myself. But you really need to chill.

Welcometofark.jpeg
 
2014-03-27 04:41:19 PM  
I would totally name my kid Was if I was one of these parents.

Was Ha Pan.

/meh, sounded funnier in my head
 
2014-03-27 06:46:45 PM  
If you're trying to control your 24 year old son/daughter to that level expect something bad to happen.  They may hit the pole, maybe drugs and/or maybe try to take you out.

Not making any excuses for the woman, just pointing out that this comes from the nurture side of things more than nature in my opinion.
 
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