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(New York Daily News)   Nebraska dog dials 911 on owner's smartphone, says Timmy is trapped at the old well   (nydailynews.com) divider line 25
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2014-03-27 12:09:14 AM
"No. My dog just ... I just got my phone away from my dog."

Send the police, the dog is being held hostage!
 
2014-03-27 01:24:09 AM
....
 
2014-03-27 01:25:56 AM
It's two pounds. I'm pretty sure that doesn't qualify as a dog.
 
2014-03-27 01:34:00 AM
I bet he plays poker, too.
 
2014-03-27 01:40:03 AM
Stupid yapper dog. If it was a larger dog then I would have laughed and forgiven the animal.
 
2014-03-27 01:49:11 AM
GIS for Japanese Chin

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-03-27 01:54:56 AM
www.hammillpost.com
 
2014-03-27 01:55:36 AM

farkingismybusiness: It's two pounds. I'm pretty sure that doesn't qualify as a dog.


"Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless."
 
2014-03-27 02:08:21 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: WTF This is a news story?


Technically known as "filler"... Mouth-breathers *love* this stuff...
 
2014-03-27 02:24:24 AM
pbfcomics.com
 
2014-03-27 02:25:41 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: drjekel_mrhyde: WTF This is a news story?

Technically known as "filler"... Mouth-breathers *love* this stuff...


Either that or it was a gift from God. It's a miracle the dog dialed 911. Praise Jeebus.

/it's not news it's...
//Timmy drowned
///not subs
 
2014-03-27 02:29:54 AM
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-03-27 02:42:59 AM

jankyboy: farkingismybusiness: It's two pounds. I'm pretty sure that doesn't qualify as a dog.

"Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless."


grizzlybomb.com
 
2014-03-27 02:54:15 AM

skinink:


Winrar.
 
2014-03-27 03:00:00 AM

illannoyin: skinink:

Winrar.


www.tickld.com
 
2014-03-27 03:22:37 AM
img.fark.net
Collie thread?
 
2014-03-27 03:25:24 AM
data3.whicdn.com
 
2014-03-27 03:35:48 AM
Well, since it was a Nebraska dog, I guess it is a miracle it could use a phone.


/dnrtfa
 
2014-03-27 03:38:51 AM

PreMortem: Well, since it was a Nebraska dog, I guess it is a miracle it could use a phone.


/dnrtfa


So dogs outside of Nebraska can use phones without divine intervention?
 
2014-03-27 03:44:56 AM

Weatherkiss: PreMortem: Well, since it was a Nebraska dog, I guess it is a miracle it could use a phone.


/dnrtfa

So dogs outside of Nebraska can use phones without divine intervention?


Since subby felt the need to specify the residency of the canine in question, I only assumed that to be the case.
 
2014-03-27 04:33:19 AM

skinink:


Came here to post this, leaving depressed, yet satisfied.
 
2014-03-27 04:34:32 AM
How could the dog's paw activate the phone screen?

I find it bit hard to believe that the pad on the dog's foot would be enough to push a button on a touchscreen.

Plus if the phone was idle, the dog would have had to push the power button to wake the screen.
 
2014-03-27 06:18:38 AM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-03-27 11:40:31 AM
weknowmemes.com
 
2014-03-27 02:46:15 PM

Pointy Tail of Satan: [img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x637]


I wondered who would be reminded of this besides me... Glad to see I wasn't the only one who found that well.
 
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