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(Gawker)   Norwegian teen gets McDonald's receipt tattooed across his whole forearm. Da da da da dumb. I'm loving it   (gawker.com) divider line 77
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2014-03-26 10:15:19 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-26 10:15:27 PM  
I read that as recipe and thought the kid was about to lose an arm to Ronald.
 
2014-03-26 10:15:47 PM  
I just realized that Norway isn't in the EU, because otherwise that's the most expensive McDonald's meal on the planet.
 
2014-03-26 10:17:15 PM  
Looks like he's a couple fries short of a happy-meal.
 
2014-03-26 10:17:34 PM  
It will be ironic when he dies of heart disease at 50.
 
2014-03-26 10:18:13 PM  
He's clearly been ordering from the Dullard Menu.
 
2014-03-26 10:18:25 PM  
Norway has chavs. I did not know that.
 
2014-03-26 10:19:08 PM  
Some friends who wanted to punish Stian Ytterdahl

I think they meant 'some "friends" who wanted to punish'
 
2014-03-26 10:20:21 PM  
McDonalds: "We're obviously talking about a loyal customer,"

I'm going out on a limb here and state that "loyal" is probably not the most appropriate word in this instance. I'm thinking more along the lines of "retarded", or maybe even "creationist".
 
2014-03-26 10:20:29 PM  
no more stupid than any other tattoo
 
2014-03-26 10:23:06 PM  
But really, aren't we all just flimsy pieces of trash generated by corporations?
 
2014-03-26 10:24:35 PM  
If he ever goes to prison, Big Mac is going to fill his bun with condiments.
 
2014-03-26 10:25:50 PM  
Takk for besøket!
 
2014-03-26 10:26:28 PM  
good for him.
 
2014-03-26 10:28:59 PM  
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-03-26 10:30:50 PM  

Omahawg: [media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 600x681]


What's the clearance?  Will my big truck fit?
 
2014-03-26 10:31:17 PM  
FTFA: "Maybe it won't be as fun when I'm 50 or 60 years, but it's my choice."
 
2014-03-26 10:31:20 PM  
That's an almost UNBELIEVABLE, dead on, no fark-ups whatsoever tattoo.

Just sayin'.
 
2014-03-26 10:31:27 PM  

gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo


I think it's considerably less stupid since nobody else has that tattoo.
 
2014-03-26 10:33:15 PM  
Holy farking smoke, man, that is just...dumb. DUMB AS HELL! (Which, by the way, should be the slogan for the internet).

I mean, I have tattoos, but JEEZUM CROW! Could we just up the age for tat-getting to at least 35 or 30?
 
2014-03-26 10:34:58 PM  
It actually looks cool, which is annoying. And the tat place is doing the receipt from the mcd's tat on his other arm. So he's got a story to tell however dumb... That still beats a white person tribal tat.

If he needs a respectable non mcjob that's what long sleeves are for. In the meantime, ah, to be young and carefree and unduly influenced by your friends and kinda stupid but only in a self crippling kind of way.

Tl;dr yolo

/no tattoos
//better stuff to spend money on
 
2014-03-26 10:35:53 PM  
Being a tattoo artist appeals to the misanthropy in me. You get to permanently brand the stupid with the evidence of their stupidity.

Do they have to undergo much in the way of training?
 
2014-03-26 10:36:44 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo

I think it's considerably less stupid since nobody else has that tattoo.


There is nothing an idiot can do that some other idiot didn't do before, or at least try to do. do. before. him. them first. previously. first.
 
2014-03-26 10:37:24 PM  
"Some friends who wanted to punish Stian Ytterdahl for being too active with the ladies"

Is this Norwegian for "he farked around with the wrong guy's girlfriend (or sister)"?
 
2014-03-26 10:38:04 PM  
I would have got the Barbie on the butt...
 
2014-03-26 10:40:28 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo

I think it's considerably less stupid since nobody else has that tattoo.


Any tattoo that can be covered in clothing is better than any tattoo that can't.
 
2014-03-26 10:41:31 PM  
I have a tattoo of a trombone across my ass, and when I fart it looks like it is sliding longer and shorter ... anyone else got that ?

Duet ?
 
2014-03-26 10:41:35 PM  

gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo


You stole skinink's line...
 
2014-03-26 10:44:07 PM  

jaytkay: Norway has chavs. I did not know that.


Ironic Chavs. They're not really scumbags, they just wear the uniform in an ironic way. That means they are the opposite of the real scumbags.
 
2014-03-26 10:44:51 PM  

gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo


Agreed. If he likes it that's cool for him.
 
2014-03-26 10:48:04 PM  
GET NEW FRIENDS
 
2014-03-26 10:51:44 PM  

Ebenator: FTFA: "Maybe it won't be as fun when I'm 50 or 60 years, but it's my choice."


Yeah, it will be like "were ribbon printers really a thing?"
 
2014-03-26 10:52:25 PM  
Brains are still forming, time to make lasting mistakes.  First original tattoo I have seen in a looooooooooooooooooooongue time
 
2014-03-26 10:52:34 PM  
I can't write anywhere near that good on a piece of paper. That tattoo guy seems really skilled.
 
2014-03-26 10:53:10 PM  

Alfunk: That's an almost UNBELIEVABLE, dead on, no fark-ups whatsoever tattoo.

Just sayin'.


I'd say the whole thing is a fark up
 
2014-03-26 10:55:50 PM  
And now the only job he'll be able to get is working at Burger King, or whatever the hell it is in Norway.  Burger Konig or Kunig or something.
 
2014-03-26 10:57:28 PM  

baronbloodbath: And now the only job he'll be able to get is working at Burger King, or whatever the hell it is in Norway.  Burger Konig or Kunig or something.


Bork Bork King ?
 
2014-03-26 10:58:05 PM  
Anyone else hearing that damn Carly Simon song over and over again while reading this thread?
 
2014-03-26 11:03:58 PM  
stupid is as stupid does.
 
2014-03-26 11:05:40 PM  
www.slipperybrick.com


And the video that either resulted from it or inspired it.

/'Cause I'm like, really religious
//'cause my mom died when I was you.
 
2014-03-26 11:09:08 PM  

baronbloodbath: And now the only job he'll be able to get is working at Burger King, or whatever the hell it is in Norway.  Burger Konig or Kunig or something.


Lutefisk King, home of the Big Lute.
 
2014-03-26 11:11:04 PM  

redflag: [www.slipperybrick.com image 500x478]


And the video that either resulted from it or inspired it.

/'Cause I'm like, really religious
//'cause my mom died when I was you.


That's damn amazing
 
2014-03-26 11:12:52 PM  
Who gets a receipt from McDonalds?  Why ?
 
2014-03-26 11:15:37 PM  
Can someone figure out what he ordered? I really want to know!

/is also considering hitting the McDonalds drive-through
 
2014-03-26 11:15:46 PM  
I'm thinking hoax.   To even reproduce the thermal paper artifacts?

and where is the brutal red skin around any fresh tattoo?
 
2014-03-26 11:16:36 PM  

gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo


It's far more stupid than many other tattoos. Consider its location and content.
 
2014-03-26 11:19:12 PM  
The date conforms to iso 8601. I approve.
 
2014-03-26 11:19:39 PM  

Russ1642: gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo

It's far more stupid than many other tattoos. Consider its location and content.


Well it isn't a taco bell receipt tattooed on his anis but it is kinda stupid
 
2014-03-26 11:20:05 PM  

Meisaims: Can someone figure out what he ordered? I really want to know!

/is also considering hitting the McDonalds drive-through


media.nwcn.com
 
2014-03-26 11:23:39 PM  
Hey, what do these symbols mean in English? Strong & Brave? Great, let's do this!
 
2014-03-26 11:26:05 PM  

morg: Hey, what do these symbols mean in English? Strong & Brave? Great, let's do this!


Ytterdahl  Romereskes Blad,
 
2014-03-26 11:32:55 PM  

uber humper: jaytkay: Norway has chavs. I did not know that.

Ironic Chavs. They're not really scumbags, they just wear the uniform in an ironic way. That means they are the opposite of the real scumbags.


I grew up in Detroit suburbia, and we had wannabe gangstas. Even the cops laughed at them. Maybe we all just missed the irony.
 
2014-03-26 11:33:37 PM  
Came for Mr. Cool Ice, leaving disappointed.
 
2014-03-26 11:37:16 PM  
 
2014-03-26 11:45:11 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: redflag: [www.slipperybrick.com image 500x478]


And the video that either resulted from it or inspired it.

/'Cause I'm like, really religious
//'cause my mom died when I was you.

That's damn amazing


Pot, Jesus, Super Mario and Rock n' Roll!  YEA-AH!
 
2014-03-26 11:45:51 PM  

redflag: [
And the video that either resulted from it or inspired it.

/'Cause I'm like, really religious
//'cause my mom died when I was you.


Damn those guys are good. Miss that show now.
/Race war!
//Not inciting a race war
///relax
 
2014-03-26 11:53:17 PM  
McDonald's will make you fat
they serve big macs
they serve quarter pounders
they will put tattoos on you

Rock 'n Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n Roll McDonald's

Rock over London, rock on Chicago!
Wheaties, breakfast of champions!
 
2014-03-27 12:10:44 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Meisaims: Can someone figure out what he ordered? I really want to know!

/is also considering hitting the McDonalds drive-through

[media.nwcn.com image 470x264]


Oh my gosh, ahaha. Yes, basically.
 
2014-03-27 12:22:51 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: It will be ironic when he dies of heart disease at 50.


I was going to say myself that the funny part was, the meal still inside him will outlast the tattoo.
 
2014-03-27 12:44:06 AM  

mudpants: Who gets a receipt from McDonalds?  Why ?


This. This is the real question.
 
2014-03-27 01:41:35 AM  

redflag: [www.slipperybrick.com image 500x478]


And the video that either resulted from it or inspired it.

/'Cause I'm like, really religious
//'cause my mom died when I was you.


Holy shiat, that tattoo actually exists? I was just watching that episode a couple days ago. Wow.
 
2014-03-27 01:50:21 AM  

NoahFenze: mudpants: Who gets a receipt from McDonalds?  Why ?

This. This is the real question.


A guy who needs one for the tattoo artist so he can complete a dare.
 
2014-03-27 02:52:08 AM  
For the times in which Farkers go online to mope about how Americans are all so dull and dim-witted and wonder why we can't be more like our genteel European brethren, I would like to submit here exhibit A, Norwegian Man with a McD's Receipt on the Arm.
 
2014-03-27 04:18:27 AM  
Oh, if anybody wonders:
g.api.no
That's 1 half liter of coca cola (25 kroner), 3 cheeseburgers (36 kroner), 1 "happy cheese" (35 kroner), 1 nonstop flurry, with additional topping (22kroner + 3 x 5kroner) and one toy (10 kroner).
For which he paid 143 kroner, which is about 23,64 us dollars.

I love how he managed to get the part where it says he paid with a 200 kroner bill so got 57,60 back in change.
 
2014-03-27 04:24:00 AM  
I took a quick look around to see if there was anything more about this in the local media, but nope, the article from the local newspaper was pretty much the same as this, in Norwegian.

But yes, proteus_b, plenty of morons up here in the frozen north. :)

www.ctvnews.ca

And Lørenskog... that's like the... Long Island? of Oslo. Not surprising at all.
 
2014-03-27 05:43:58 AM  
My concern would be the fact that the tiny writing will all blur together in 30-40 years and look even more like crap than it does now.

/Irresponsible tattooist is irresponsible.
 
2014-03-27 07:08:20 AM  
Some friends who wanted to punish Stian Ytterdahl for being too active with the ladies

I have some news for you about your friends.

img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
mhd
2014-03-27 07:15:51 AM  

o'really: My concern would be the fact that the tiny writing will all blur together in 30-40 years and look even more like crap than it does now.


In 30-40 years you probably can get a new cloned arm in a drive-thru (probably not a McDonalds one).

And the Norwegian health care system will pay for it.

/Unless they're part of the Eurussian Dominion by then
 
2014-03-27 07:22:51 AM  
He really went out on a limb with his asshatery
 
2014-03-27 07:23:12 AM  
Daddy show me how much an Egg McMuffin(R) cost back when you were a kid!

/Since its Norway, should it be a Herring McMuffin?
 
2014-03-27 07:27:42 AM  
That is a really nicely done tattoo.
Shame about the objective though x|
 
2014-03-27 07:59:38 AM  
Idiot
 
2014-03-27 08:55:47 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: It actually looks cool, which is annoying. And the tat place is doing the receipt from the mcd's tat on his other arm. So he's got a story to tell however dumb... That still beats a white person tribal tat.


That IS a white person tribal tat.  In fact, it's the whitest tribal tat I've ever seen.
 
2014-03-27 09:17:34 AM  

Norwegian Squirrel: Oh, if anybody wonders:
[g.api.no image 478x409]
That's 1 half liter of coca cola (25 kroner), 3 cheeseburgers (36 kroner), 1 "happy cheese" (35 kroner), 1 nonstop flurry, with additional topping (22kroner + 3 x 5kroner) and one toy (10 kroner).
For which he paid 143 kroner, which is about 23,64 us dollars.

I love how he managed to get the part where it says he paid with a 200 kroner bill so got 57,60 back in change.


Imagine when he tells his kids how he used to get 3 cheeseburgers and a liter of cola for less than 100 kroner, and he'll be able to prove it.
 
2014-03-27 09:33:22 AM  
Another vote for coolest damn tattoo eva.
It reminds me of a piece that was in the ICA in Boston.  It was a giant-sized Walmart reciept accurately reproduced in knit wool.

Not the exact piece, but by the same artist:
www.marthagarzon.com
 
2014-03-27 09:53:01 AM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I just realized that Norway isn't in the EU, because otherwise that's the most expensive McDonald's meal on the planet.


I walked into a McDonald's in Oslo, and quickly went back out when I saw how expensive they are there (just like about anything else in Norway though).
 
2014-03-27 10:08:22 AM  
mhd:
In 30-40 years you probably can get a new cloned arm in a drive-thru (probably not a McDonalds one).

I know, right? I mean, we're in 2014! Can you believe it's been 14 years since we got flying cars, moving sidewalks and food in pill form?
 
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