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(Gawker)   Norwegian teen gets McDonald's receipt tattooed across his whole forearm. Da da da da dumb. I'm loving it   (gawker.com) divider line 77
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2014-03-26 10:15:19 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2014-03-26 10:15:27 PM
I read that as recipe and thought the kid was about to lose an arm to Ronald.
 
2014-03-26 10:15:47 PM
I just realized that Norway isn't in the EU, because otherwise that's the most expensive McDonald's meal on the planet.
 
2014-03-26 10:17:15 PM
Looks like he's a couple fries short of a happy-meal.
 
2014-03-26 10:17:34 PM
It will be ironic when he dies of heart disease at 50.
 
2014-03-26 10:18:13 PM
He's clearly been ordering from the Dullard Menu.
 
2014-03-26 10:18:25 PM
Norway has chavs. I did not know that.
 
2014-03-26 10:19:08 PM
Some friends who wanted to punish Stian Ytterdahl

I think they meant 'some "friends" who wanted to punish'
 
2014-03-26 10:20:21 PM
McDonalds: "We're obviously talking about a loyal customer,"

I'm going out on a limb here and state that "loyal" is probably not the most appropriate word in this instance. I'm thinking more along the lines of "retarded", or maybe even "creationist".
 
2014-03-26 10:20:29 PM
no more stupid than any other tattoo
 
2014-03-26 10:23:06 PM
But really, aren't we all just flimsy pieces of trash generated by corporations?
 
2014-03-26 10:24:35 PM
If he ever goes to prison, Big Mac is going to fill his bun with condiments.
 
2014-03-26 10:25:50 PM
Takk for besøket!
 
2014-03-26 10:26:28 PM
good for him.
 
2014-03-26 10:28:59 PM
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-03-26 10:30:50 PM

Omahawg: [media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 600x681]


What's the clearance?  Will my big truck fit?
 
2014-03-26 10:31:17 PM
FTFA: "Maybe it won't be as fun when I'm 50 or 60 years, but it's my choice."
 
2014-03-26 10:31:20 PM
That's an almost UNBELIEVABLE, dead on, no fark-ups whatsoever tattoo.

Just sayin'.
 
2014-03-26 10:31:27 PM

gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo


I think it's considerably less stupid since nobody else has that tattoo.
 
2014-03-26 10:33:15 PM
Holy farking smoke, man, that is just...dumb. DUMB AS HELL! (Which, by the way, should be the slogan for the internet).

I mean, I have tattoos, but JEEZUM CROW! Could we just up the age for tat-getting to at least 35 or 30?
 
2014-03-26 10:34:58 PM
It actually looks cool, which is annoying. And the tat place is doing the receipt from the mcd's tat on his other arm. So he's got a story to tell however dumb... That still beats a white person tribal tat.

If he needs a respectable non mcjob that's what long sleeves are for. In the meantime, ah, to be young and carefree and unduly influenced by your friends and kinda stupid but only in a self crippling kind of way.

Tl;dr yolo

/no tattoos
//better stuff to spend money on
 
2014-03-26 10:35:53 PM
Being a tattoo artist appeals to the misanthropy in me. You get to permanently brand the stupid with the evidence of their stupidity.

Do they have to undergo much in the way of training?
 
2014-03-26 10:36:44 PM

Tr0mBoNe: gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo

I think it's considerably less stupid since nobody else has that tattoo.


There is nothing an idiot can do that some other idiot didn't do before, or at least try to do. do. before. him. them first. previously. first.
 
2014-03-26 10:37:24 PM
"Some friends who wanted to punish Stian Ytterdahl for being too active with the ladies"

Is this Norwegian for "he farked around with the wrong guy's girlfriend (or sister)"?
 
2014-03-26 10:38:04 PM
I would have got the Barbie on the butt...
 
2014-03-26 10:40:28 PM

Tr0mBoNe: gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo

I think it's considerably less stupid since nobody else has that tattoo.


Any tattoo that can be covered in clothing is better than any tattoo that can't.
 
2014-03-26 10:41:31 PM
I have a tattoo of a trombone across my ass, and when I fart it looks like it is sliding longer and shorter ... anyone else got that ?

Duet ?
 
2014-03-26 10:41:35 PM

gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo


You stole skinink's line...
 
2014-03-26 10:44:07 PM

jaytkay: Norway has chavs. I did not know that.


Ironic Chavs. They're not really scumbags, they just wear the uniform in an ironic way. That means they are the opposite of the real scumbags.
 
2014-03-26 10:44:51 PM

gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo


Agreed. If he likes it that's cool for him.
 
2014-03-26 10:48:04 PM
GET NEW FRIENDS
 
2014-03-26 10:51:44 PM

Ebenator: FTFA: "Maybe it won't be as fun when I'm 50 or 60 years, but it's my choice."


Yeah, it will be like "were ribbon printers really a thing?"
 
2014-03-26 10:52:25 PM
Brains are still forming, time to make lasting mistakes.  First original tattoo I have seen in a looooooooooooooooooooongue time
 
2014-03-26 10:52:34 PM
I can't write anywhere near that good on a piece of paper. That tattoo guy seems really skilled.
 
2014-03-26 10:53:10 PM

Alfunk: That's an almost UNBELIEVABLE, dead on, no fark-ups whatsoever tattoo.

Just sayin'.


I'd say the whole thing is a fark up
 
2014-03-26 10:55:50 PM
And now the only job he'll be able to get is working at Burger King, or whatever the hell it is in Norway.  Burger Konig or Kunig or something.
 
2014-03-26 10:57:28 PM

baronbloodbath: And now the only job he'll be able to get is working at Burger King, or whatever the hell it is in Norway.  Burger Konig or Kunig or something.


Bork Bork King ?
 
2014-03-26 10:58:05 PM
Anyone else hearing that damn Carly Simon song over and over again while reading this thread?
 
2014-03-26 11:03:58 PM
stupid is as stupid does.
 
2014-03-26 11:05:40 PM
www.slipperybrick.com


And the video that either resulted from it or inspired it.

/'Cause I'm like, really religious
//'cause my mom died when I was you.
 
2014-03-26 11:09:08 PM

baronbloodbath: And now the only job he'll be able to get is working at Burger King, or whatever the hell it is in Norway.  Burger Konig or Kunig or something.


Lutefisk King, home of the Big Lute.
 
2014-03-26 11:11:04 PM

redflag: [www.slipperybrick.com image 500x478]


And the video that either resulted from it or inspired it.

/'Cause I'm like, really religious
//'cause my mom died when I was you.


That's damn amazing
 
2014-03-26 11:12:52 PM
Who gets a receipt from McDonalds?  Why ?
 
2014-03-26 11:15:37 PM
Can someone figure out what he ordered? I really want to know!

/is also considering hitting the McDonalds drive-through
 
2014-03-26 11:15:46 PM
I'm thinking hoax.   To even reproduce the thermal paper artifacts?

and where is the brutal red skin around any fresh tattoo?
 
2014-03-26 11:16:36 PM

gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo


It's far more stupid than many other tattoos. Consider its location and content.
 
2014-03-26 11:19:12 PM
The date conforms to iso 8601. I approve.
 
2014-03-26 11:19:39 PM

Russ1642: gfid: no more stupid than any other tattoo

It's far more stupid than many other tattoos. Consider its location and content.


Well it isn't a taco bell receipt tattooed on his anis but it is kinda stupid
 
2014-03-26 11:20:05 PM

Meisaims: Can someone figure out what he ordered? I really want to know!

/is also considering hitting the McDonalds drive-through


media.nwcn.com
 
2014-03-26 11:23:39 PM
Hey, what do these symbols mean in English? Strong & Brave? Great, let's do this!
 
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