Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(News.com.au)   Hmm. A guy with three testicles. Kind of rolls off your tongue, doesn't it?   (news.com.au) divider line 84
    More: Strange  
•       •       •

7465 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Mar 2014 at 12:03 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



84 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-03-26 05:45:52 PM  
Demands a recount
abovethelaw.com
 
2014-03-26 05:47:38 PM  
And now for something completely different...
 
2014-03-26 05:55:43 PM  
Your tongue maybe, Subby, but not mine.  NTTAWWT.
 
2014-03-26 06:00:27 PM  
WALK HIM AND PITCH TO THE GIRAFFE!
 
2014-03-26 06:02:48 PM  

PainInTheASP: WALK HIM AND PITCH TO THE GIRAFFE!


*snert*
 
2014-03-26 06:03:56 PM  
The balls on this guy.
 
2014-03-26 06:14:58 PM  
Walking must be similar to this:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-26 06:16:27 PM  
a dude with no buttcrack

He will never be a plumber. Sad, really. :(
 
2014-03-26 08:30:08 PM  
resources3.news.com.au

cotovelodeformiga.com.br
 
2014-03-26 08:45:11 PM  
He should have them bronzed, then he'd really have something to talk about.
 
2014-03-26 08:45:13 PM  
We have finally made contact with the E.Ts.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-26 08:46:35 PM  
Doesn't roll off my tongue. I choke on it.
 
2014-03-26 08:56:52 PM  

ZAZ: Doesn't roll off my tongue. I choke on it.


What, you get a hairball?
 
2014-03-26 09:19:40 PM  
Man, he's got alot of balls.
 
2014-03-26 09:30:43 PM  
Pics or it didn't ha... oh.  Ok then, well done.
 
2014-03-26 10:49:01 PM  
Don't worry. The chest swelling will go down in a few weeks. And we added a third testicle to speed up the process. We'll have to remove it later on, or you'll go insane with rage.

images.tvrage.com
 
2014-03-27 12:02:48 AM  
If I had this kid's physical abnormality, I wouldn't be posting it on the Internet for the world to know, but whatever.  He has a lot of balls. Gutsy kid.
 
2014-03-27 12:06:34 AM  
You know who else didn't have the right amount of testicles?

/DRTFA
 
2014-03-27 12:09:22 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 12:11:54 AM  
Testes, testes, one, two,... three?

i1309.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-27 12:13:14 AM  
The guy's a baller. Just don't get on his bad side; people like that can become testy.
 
2014-03-27 12:13:20 AM  
That's what she said.

/Obligatory.
 
2014-03-27 12:13:57 AM  
Gonadal trifecta?
 
2014-03-27 12:15:26 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And now for something completely different...


Done in two. Leaving satisfied.
www.sbprojects.com
 
2014-03-27 12:18:28 AM  

TinyFist: Testes, testes, one, two,... three?

[i1309.photobucket.com image 480x360]


Hehe, beat me to it. Good on you.
 
2014-03-27 12:20:27 AM  
Here comes Johnny
with his pecker in his hand.
He's a one three-ball man
and he's off to the rodeo.
 
2014-03-27 12:25:00 AM  
So the middle ball is where gay people come from? #evolution amirite?
 
2014-03-27 12:26:42 AM  

HopScotchNSoda: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And now for something completely different...

Done in two. Leaving satisfied.
[www.sbprojects.com image 354x299]


i.ytimg.com
This is right.

/and now for something completely the same...
 
2014-03-27 12:27:27 AM  
Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW
 
2014-03-27 12:28:26 AM  
He's gonna be a very popular pawnbroker.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-27 12:29:55 AM  

NoahFenze: So the middle ball is where gay people come from? #evolution amirite?


According to your logic, I would guess that's where bi-sexual people come from.
 
2014-03-27 12:31:49 AM  

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


He's got snake junk. Cool.
 
2014-03-27 12:35:11 AM  

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


Hose A and Hose B. He's Latino.
 
2014-03-27 12:38:14 AM  

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


What has been seen cannot be unseen.
/Still saved that pic
//Gonna show it to Mrs P.
///lulz
 
2014-03-27 12:41:18 AM  
But, did he get it caught in a slatted chair? That is the big question.
 
2014-03-27 12:41:37 AM  

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


If ever a tattoo was warranted...

www.a1toolstore.net
 
2014-03-27 12:41:57 AM  

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?
 
2014-03-27 12:48:41 AM  

farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?


You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433
 
2014-03-27 12:49:06 AM  
He needs to hook up with this lovely....

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-27 12:54:39 AM  

theflatline: farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?

You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433


That's hot.
 
2014-03-27 12:55:11 AM  

theflatline: farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?

You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433


Pleasuring six people at once. That's gotta be some kind of record. Even if I don't understand the logistics of that it's damned impressive.
 
2014-03-27 12:55:39 AM  
Larry, an average American guy, decided to take his new friend, Liam, recently arrived from Ireland, to see a baseball game. They got some good seats, clubhouse level, about 20 rows back, right between home plate and first base.

The first batter comes up and the pitcher misses on four straight pitches, prompting the batter to start a slow trot to first.

"Run, ye feckin' slow bastard," yelled Liam.

"No, no," Larry admonished his friend. "He's got a walk. He got four balls."

Liam looks at Larry in stunned disbelief, then yells out at the player, "WALK WITH PRIDE, BUCKO!!"
 
2014-03-27 12:58:35 AM  
Is this... Is this something strange?

\mom told me everyone had three
 
2014-03-27 01:04:11 AM  
There once was a boy with three balls,
The imbalance did cause him some falls.
But soon he selected,
His phone disconnected,
'Cause Brick-House won't stop with the calls.
 
2014-03-27 01:18:53 AM  
Knew a woman with two working vaginas and full reproductive systems, uterus, ovaries, the whole works.  She got pregnant in one and wanted to get pregnant in the other, but died of ovarian cancer before she could manage it.

/ncss.
 
2014-03-27 01:24:45 AM  
Eddie Torres has been done. Satisfied.
 
2014-03-27 01:28:37 AM  
Years ago Dr. Dean Edell got a caller on his medical advice talk show who said he had three balls and asked what  to do about it. Dean picking up on this as a prank call, told him to go open a pawn shop.

Never thought I'd see the day...
 
2014-03-27 01:41:14 AM  
That sucks. God these things are annoying. I understand it's a temperature regulation thing (I think) but damn it evolution, you could have found a better place to put them.
 
2014-03-27 01:50:19 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: That sucks. God these things are annoying. I understand it's a temperature regulation thing (I think) but damn it evolution, you could have found a better place to put them.



If you read your bible you would know that if your balls were just 10cm farther away from your body they would freeze and drop off, and if they were 10cm closer they would burn up and explode.


/my lord is an AWESOME lord!!
 
2014-03-27 02:01:28 AM  

theusercomponent: [i.imgur.com image 353x500]


Memorable part of a forgettable movie.
 
2014-03-27 02:05:19 AM  
That's nuts
 
2014-03-27 02:34:00 AM  

Otto's_Jacket: God-is-a-Taco: That sucks. God these things are annoying. I understand it's a temperature regulation thing (I think) but damn it evolution, you could have found a better place to put them.


If you read your bible you would know that if your balls were just 10cm farther away from your body they would freeze and drop off, and if they were 10cm closer they would burn up and explode.


/my lord is an AWESOME lord!!


Your lord is a nutcase ;)
 
2014-03-27 02:38:00 AM  
I would give my left nut to be this guy.
 
2014-03-27 03:06:33 AM  
I had surgery for an undescended testicle when I was a kid, but it was just the second one of the regular pair. The doctor tried a series of injections first but that did not work. He said I might have some problems later on. Now I wonder what the injections were and what problems he meant. I don't know if I'm fertile as I've never tried to have kids but I do believe I've always been as horny as any other guys. I do think my scrotum is smaller than average. I've never been agressive but I don't know if that's low testosterone or asperger. I do know why I'm having TMI syndrome tonight: Beer.
 
2014-03-27 03:24:01 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: That sucks. God these things are annoying. I understand it's a temperature regulation thing (I think) but damn it evolution, you could have found a better place to put them.


I always wondered the same thing about the male g-spot. For girls it's located in an awesome position. For guys it's (to paraphrase NDT) like putting an entertainment center in a sewer.
 
2014-03-27 03:26:20 AM  
Is he related to Adolf?
 
2014-03-27 04:55:55 AM  
Came for Dr Evil, leaving disappointed..

/one, two, aaand three
 
2014-03-27 06:06:28 AM  
Bet his pants fitlike a glove.
 
2014-03-27 06:35:58 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com


/Rick and Morty feel your pain.
 
2014-03-27 07:24:40 AM  

farkingismybusiness: theflatline: farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?

You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433

Pleasuring six people at once. That's gotta be some kind of record. Even if I don't understand the logistics of that it's damned impressive.


[citation needed]

none of THEM said it was fun, and he didn't say he enjoyed it either.  it sounds like the logistics of the "i took seven hundred loads in a row" gangbang queen.

http://meatspin.com /here's-a-guy-with-fully-twirling-penii-nsfw
 
2014-03-27 07:27:21 AM  

farkingismybusiness: theflatline: farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?

You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433

Pleasuring six people at once. That's gotta be some kind of record. Even if I don't understand the logistics of that it's damned impressive.


I guess I just lack imagination, but the geometry of this is just baffling.

/Baffling
 
2014-03-27 07:32:40 AM  
"red rover, red rover... GO HOME CUJO!!  i know i still have balls tucked in my shorts...  they're not for 'fetch' time, okay?"

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-27 07:45:37 AM  
...and here he is:
www.cardinalfang.net
 
2014-03-27 08:17:28 AM  
Freaks Of Nature, Volume 3. There's a dude in that one who has two, one over top of the other instead of side by side.

The world is a wonderfully strange fascinating place.
 
2014-03-27 08:29:06 AM  
badgals-radio.com

Tres Huevos?
 
2014-03-27 08:38:07 AM  
E.T. 2 - The Extra Testicle?
 
2014-03-27 09:03:59 AM  

StrikitRich: Tres Huevos


Came for the I man
Leave satisfied....
 
2014-03-27 09:12:50 AM  
I want to see this guy's Truck Nutz.
 
2014-03-27 09:24:33 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Larry, an average American guy, decided to take his new friend, Liam, recently arrived from Ireland, to see a baseball game. They got some good seats, clubhouse level, about 20 rows back, right between home plate and first base.

The first batter comes up and the pitcher misses on four straight pitches, prompting the batter to start a slow trot to first.

"Run, ye feckin' slow bastard," yelled Liam.

"No, no," Larry admonished his friend. "He's got a walk. He got four balls."

Liam looks at Larry in stunned disbelief, then yells out at the player, "WALK WITH PRIDE, BUCKO!!"


cft;ls
 
2014-03-27 09:36:48 AM  

reillan: Danger Avoid Death: Larry, an average American guy, decided to take his new friend, Liam, recently arrived from Ireland, to see a baseball game. They got some good seats, clubhouse level, about 20 rows back, right between home plate and first base.

The first batter comes up and the pitcher misses on four straight pitches, prompting the batter to start a slow trot to first.

"Run, ye feckin' slow bastard," yelled Liam.

"No, no," Larry admonished his friend. "He's got a walk. He got four balls."

Liam looks at Larry in stunned disbelief, then yells out at the player, "WALK WITH PRIDE, BUCKO!!"

cft;ls


tl;dr : cft;ls :: too long, didn't read : couldn't find time, less sheep?
 
2014-03-27 09:45:44 AM  
My brother had one of his removed due to cancer.

I call him the Uniballer. He is generally not amused.
 
2014-03-27 09:50:51 AM  

RottNDude: My brother had one of his removed due to cancer.

I call him the Uniballer. He is generally not amused.


There's always One 'Nad from Oliver Beene fame...
 
2014-03-27 09:59:32 AM  
Won't tickle my tongue, Zebra.
www.oldtimecandy.com
 
2014-03-27 10:00:41 AM  
If these are your quizzies, I'd hate to see your testies.
 
2014-03-27 10:02:35 AM  

theusercomponent: [i.imgur.com image 353x500]


I see my job here is done.
 
2014-03-27 10:11:57 AM  
For once I'm glad a site is blocked at work.
 
2014-03-27 10:27:50 AM  

cynicalminion: reillan: Danger Avoid Death: Larry, an average American guy, decided to take his new friend, Liam, recently arrived from Ireland, to see a baseball game. They got some good seats, clubhouse level, about 20 rows back, right between home plate and first base.

The first batter comes up and the pitcher misses on four straight pitches, prompting the batter to start a slow trot to first.

"Run, ye feckin' slow bastard," yelled Liam.

"No, no," Larry admonished his friend. "He's got a walk. He got four balls."

Liam looks at Larry in stunned disbelief, then yells out at the player, "WALK WITH PRIDE, BUCKO!!"

cft;ls

tl;dr : cft;ls :: too long, didn't read : couldn't find time, less sheep?


I can't ever seem to get this acronym off the ground: Came For This; Leaving Satisfied.
 
2014-03-27 11:03:58 AM  
But Gandalf has some competition on his hands; four testicles have been reported in at least six cases.

Automatic walk.
 
2014-03-27 11:35:20 AM  
/phrasing.
 
2014-03-27 12:04:03 PM  
So, what you're saying, is he's legal now.
 
2014-03-27 01:32:12 PM  

Brick-House: He needs to hook up with this lovely....

[img.fark.net image 214x235]


Wow, the woman with three teats is Nancy Pelosi.  I just lost my desire to motorboat.
 
2014-03-27 03:28:52 PM  
No problems walking because they sort themselves out?  Wait until he get the old man sag.
 
2014-03-27 04:37:16 PM  

StrikitRich: [badgals-radio.com image 420x323]

Tres Huevos?


Came for this.  Thanks.
 
2014-03-27 06:59:23 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And now for something completely different...

Done in two. Leaving satisfied.
[www.sbprojects.com image 354x299]


Also came expecting this, leaving satisfied.
 
Displayed 84 of 84 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report