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(News.com.au)   Hmm. A guy with three testicles. Kind of rolls off your tongue, doesn't it?   (news.com.au) divider line 84
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2014-03-27 02:05:19 AM  
That's nuts
 
2014-03-27 02:34:00 AM  

Otto's_Jacket: God-is-a-Taco: That sucks. God these things are annoying. I understand it's a temperature regulation thing (I think) but damn it evolution, you could have found a better place to put them.


If you read your bible you would know that if your balls were just 10cm farther away from your body they would freeze and drop off, and if they were 10cm closer they would burn up and explode.


/my lord is an AWESOME lord!!


Your lord is a nutcase ;)
 
2014-03-27 02:38:00 AM  
I would give my left nut to be this guy.
 
2014-03-27 03:06:33 AM  
I had surgery for an undescended testicle when I was a kid, but it was just the second one of the regular pair. The doctor tried a series of injections first but that did not work. He said I might have some problems later on. Now I wonder what the injections were and what problems he meant. I don't know if I'm fertile as I've never tried to have kids but I do believe I've always been as horny as any other guys. I do think my scrotum is smaller than average. I've never been agressive but I don't know if that's low testosterone or asperger. I do know why I'm having TMI syndrome tonight: Beer.
 
2014-03-27 03:24:01 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: That sucks. God these things are annoying. I understand it's a temperature regulation thing (I think) but damn it evolution, you could have found a better place to put them.


I always wondered the same thing about the male g-spot. For girls it's located in an awesome position. For guys it's (to paraphrase NDT) like putting an entertainment center in a sewer.
 
2014-03-27 03:26:20 AM  
Is he related to Adolf?
 
2014-03-27 04:55:55 AM  
Came for Dr Evil, leaving disappointed..

/one, two, aaand three
 
2014-03-27 06:06:28 AM  
Bet his pants fitlike a glove.
 
2014-03-27 06:35:58 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com


/Rick and Morty feel your pain.
 
2014-03-27 07:24:40 AM  

farkingismybusiness: theflatline: farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?

You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433

Pleasuring six people at once. That's gotta be some kind of record. Even if I don't understand the logistics of that it's damned impressive.


[citation needed]

none of THEM said it was fun, and he didn't say he enjoyed it either.  it sounds like the logistics of the "i took seven hundred loads in a row" gangbang queen.

http://meatspin.com /here's-a-guy-with-fully-twirling-penii-nsfw
 
2014-03-27 07:27:21 AM  

farkingismybusiness: theflatline: farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?

You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433

Pleasuring six people at once. That's gotta be some kind of record. Even if I don't understand the logistics of that it's damned impressive.


I guess I just lack imagination, but the geometry of this is just baffling.

/Baffling
 
2014-03-27 07:32:40 AM  
"red rover, red rover... GO HOME CUJO!!  i know i still have balls tucked in my shorts...  they're not for 'fetch' time, okay?"

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-27 07:45:37 AM  
...and here he is:
www.cardinalfang.net
 
2014-03-27 08:17:28 AM  
Freaks Of Nature, Volume 3. There's a dude in that one who has two, one over top of the other instead of side by side.

The world is a wonderfully strange fascinating place.
 
2014-03-27 08:29:06 AM  
badgals-radio.com

Tres Huevos?
 
2014-03-27 08:38:07 AM  
E.T. 2 - The Extra Testicle?
 
2014-03-27 09:03:59 AM  

StrikitRich: Tres Huevos


Came for the I man
Leave satisfied....
 
2014-03-27 09:12:50 AM  
I want to see this guy's Truck Nutz.
 
2014-03-27 09:24:33 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Larry, an average American guy, decided to take his new friend, Liam, recently arrived from Ireland, to see a baseball game. They got some good seats, clubhouse level, about 20 rows back, right between home plate and first base.

The first batter comes up and the pitcher misses on four straight pitches, prompting the batter to start a slow trot to first.

"Run, ye feckin' slow bastard," yelled Liam.

"No, no," Larry admonished his friend. "He's got a walk. He got four balls."

Liam looks at Larry in stunned disbelief, then yells out at the player, "WALK WITH PRIDE, BUCKO!!"


cft;ls
 
2014-03-27 09:36:48 AM  

reillan: Danger Avoid Death: Larry, an average American guy, decided to take his new friend, Liam, recently arrived from Ireland, to see a baseball game. They got some good seats, clubhouse level, about 20 rows back, right between home plate and first base.

The first batter comes up and the pitcher misses on four straight pitches, prompting the batter to start a slow trot to first.

"Run, ye feckin' slow bastard," yelled Liam.

"No, no," Larry admonished his friend. "He's got a walk. He got four balls."

Liam looks at Larry in stunned disbelief, then yells out at the player, "WALK WITH PRIDE, BUCKO!!"

cft;ls


tl;dr : cft;ls :: too long, didn't read : couldn't find time, less sheep?
 
2014-03-27 09:45:44 AM  
My brother had one of his removed due to cancer.

I call him the Uniballer. He is generally not amused.
 
2014-03-27 09:50:51 AM  

RottNDude: My brother had one of his removed due to cancer.

I call him the Uniballer. He is generally not amused.


There's always One 'Nad from Oliver Beene fame...
 
2014-03-27 09:59:32 AM  
Won't tickle my tongue, Zebra.
www.oldtimecandy.com
 
2014-03-27 10:00:41 AM  
If these are your quizzies, I'd hate to see your testies.
 
2014-03-27 10:02:35 AM  

theusercomponent: [i.imgur.com image 353x500]


I see my job here is done.
 
2014-03-27 10:11:57 AM  
For once I'm glad a site is blocked at work.
 
2014-03-27 10:27:50 AM  

cynicalminion: reillan: Danger Avoid Death: Larry, an average American guy, decided to take his new friend, Liam, recently arrived from Ireland, to see a baseball game. They got some good seats, clubhouse level, about 20 rows back, right between home plate and first base.

The first batter comes up and the pitcher misses on four straight pitches, prompting the batter to start a slow trot to first.

"Run, ye feckin' slow bastard," yelled Liam.

"No, no," Larry admonished his friend. "He's got a walk. He got four balls."

Liam looks at Larry in stunned disbelief, then yells out at the player, "WALK WITH PRIDE, BUCKO!!"

cft;ls

tl;dr : cft;ls :: too long, didn't read : couldn't find time, less sheep?


I can't ever seem to get this acronym off the ground: Came For This; Leaving Satisfied.
 
2014-03-27 11:03:58 AM  
But Gandalf has some competition on his hands; four testicles have been reported in at least six cases.

Automatic walk.
 
2014-03-27 11:35:20 AM  
/phrasing.
 
2014-03-27 12:04:03 PM  
So, what you're saying, is he's legal now.
 
2014-03-27 01:32:12 PM  

Brick-House: He needs to hook up with this lovely....

[img.fark.net image 214x235]


Wow, the woman with three teats is Nancy Pelosi.  I just lost my desire to motorboat.
 
2014-03-27 03:28:52 PM  
No problems walking because they sort themselves out?  Wait until he get the old man sag.
 
2014-03-27 04:37:16 PM  

StrikitRich: [badgals-radio.com image 420x323]

Tres Huevos?


Came for this.  Thanks.
 
2014-03-27 06:59:23 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And now for something completely different...

Done in two. Leaving satisfied.
[www.sbprojects.com image 354x299]


Also came expecting this, leaving satisfied.
 
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