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(News.com.au)   Hmm. A guy with three testicles. Kind of rolls off your tongue, doesn't it?   (news.com.au) divider line 84
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2014-03-26 05:45:52 PM
Demands a recount
abovethelaw.com
 
2014-03-26 05:47:38 PM
And now for something completely different...
 
2014-03-26 05:55:43 PM
Your tongue maybe, Subby, but not mine.  NTTAWWT.
 
2014-03-26 06:00:27 PM
WALK HIM AND PITCH TO THE GIRAFFE!
 
2014-03-26 06:02:48 PM

PainInTheASP: WALK HIM AND PITCH TO THE GIRAFFE!


*snert*
 
2014-03-26 06:03:56 PM
The balls on this guy.
 
2014-03-26 06:14:58 PM
Walking must be similar to this:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-26 06:16:27 PM
a dude with no buttcrack

He will never be a plumber. Sad, really. :(
 
2014-03-26 08:30:08 PM
resources3.news.com.au

cotovelodeformiga.com.br
 
2014-03-26 08:45:11 PM
He should have them bronzed, then he'd really have something to talk about.
 
2014-03-26 08:45:13 PM
We have finally made contact with the E.Ts.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-03-26 08:46:35 PM
Doesn't roll off my tongue. I choke on it.
 
2014-03-26 08:56:52 PM

ZAZ: Doesn't roll off my tongue. I choke on it.


What, you get a hairball?
 
2014-03-26 09:19:40 PM
Man, he's got alot of balls.
 
2014-03-26 09:30:43 PM
Pics or it didn't ha... oh.  Ok then, well done.
 
2014-03-26 10:49:01 PM
Don't worry. The chest swelling will go down in a few weeks. And we added a third testicle to speed up the process. We'll have to remove it later on, or you'll go insane with rage.

images.tvrage.com
 
2014-03-27 12:02:48 AM
If I had this kid's physical abnormality, I wouldn't be posting it on the Internet for the world to know, but whatever.  He has a lot of balls. Gutsy kid.
 
2014-03-27 12:06:34 AM
You know who else didn't have the right amount of testicles?

/DRTFA
 
2014-03-27 12:09:22 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-03-27 12:11:54 AM
Testes, testes, one, two,... three?

i1309.photobucket.com
 
2014-03-27 12:13:14 AM
The guy's a baller. Just don't get on his bad side; people like that can become testy.
 
2014-03-27 12:13:20 AM
That's what she said.

/Obligatory.
 
2014-03-27 12:13:57 AM
Gonadal trifecta?
 
2014-03-27 12:15:26 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And now for something completely different...


Done in two. Leaving satisfied.
www.sbprojects.com
 
2014-03-27 12:18:28 AM

TinyFist: Testes, testes, one, two,... three?

[i1309.photobucket.com image 480x360]


Hehe, beat me to it. Good on you.
 
2014-03-27 12:20:27 AM
Here comes Johnny
with his pecker in his hand.
He's a one three-ball man
and he's off to the rodeo.
 
2014-03-27 12:25:00 AM
So the middle ball is where gay people come from? #evolution amirite?
 
2014-03-27 12:26:42 AM

HopScotchNSoda: MaudlinMutantMollusk: And now for something completely different...

Done in two. Leaving satisfied.
[www.sbprojects.com image 354x299]


i.ytimg.com
This is right.

/and now for something completely the same...
 
2014-03-27 12:27:27 AM
Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW
 
2014-03-27 12:28:26 AM
He's gonna be a very popular pawnbroker.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-03-27 12:29:55 AM

NoahFenze: So the middle ball is where gay people come from? #evolution amirite?


According to your logic, I would guess that's where bi-sexual people come from.
 
2014-03-27 12:31:49 AM

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


He's got snake junk. Cool.
 
2014-03-27 12:35:11 AM

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


Hose A and Hose B. He's Latino.
 
2014-03-27 12:38:14 AM

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


What has been seen cannot be unseen.
/Still saved that pic
//Gonna show it to Mrs P.
///lulz
 
2014-03-27 12:41:18 AM
But, did he get it caught in a slatted chair? That is the big question.
 
2014-03-27 12:41:37 AM

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


If ever a tattoo was warranted...

www.a1toolstore.net
 
2014-03-27 12:41:57 AM

theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW


Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?
 
2014-03-27 12:48:41 AM

farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?


You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433
 
2014-03-27 12:49:06 AM
He needs to hook up with this lovely....

img.fark.net
 
2014-03-27 12:54:39 AM

theflatline: farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?

You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433


That's hot.
 
2014-03-27 12:55:11 AM

theflatline: farkingismybusiness: theflatline: Oh my sweet black negro hay-zues,

I read the reddit comments, and got the link to the guy with two dongs.

NSFW

Two in the hand is worth one in the bush?

You should read his comments, he is bisexual

NickKevs:If you don't mind me asking, what was your singular best sexual experience so far?
DDD:two dudes in my ass at the same time, with each dick in a different girl who were riding me, pussy to pussy, while a guy and girl stood over me and let me eat/lick/suck on them while they farked.


http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-ns fw -1492986433


Pleasuring six people at once. That's gotta be some kind of record. Even if I don't understand the logistics of that it's damned impressive.
 
2014-03-27 12:55:39 AM
Larry, an average American guy, decided to take his new friend, Liam, recently arrived from Ireland, to see a baseball game. They got some good seats, clubhouse level, about 20 rows back, right between home plate and first base.

The first batter comes up and the pitcher misses on four straight pitches, prompting the batter to start a slow trot to first.

"Run, ye feckin' slow bastard," yelled Liam.

"No, no," Larry admonished his friend. "He's got a walk. He got four balls."

Liam looks at Larry in stunned disbelief, then yells out at the player, "WALK WITH PRIDE, BUCKO!!"
 
2014-03-27 12:58:35 AM
Is this... Is this something strange?

\mom told me everyone had three
 
2014-03-27 01:04:11 AM
There once was a boy with three balls,
The imbalance did cause him some falls.
But soon he selected,
His phone disconnected,
'Cause Brick-House won't stop with the calls.
 
2014-03-27 01:18:53 AM
Knew a woman with two working vaginas and full reproductive systems, uterus, ovaries, the whole works.  She got pregnant in one and wanted to get pregnant in the other, but died of ovarian cancer before she could manage it.

/ncss.
 
2014-03-27 01:24:45 AM
Eddie Torres has been done. Satisfied.
 
2014-03-27 01:28:37 AM
Years ago Dr. Dean Edell got a caller on his medical advice talk show who said he had three balls and asked what  to do about it. Dean picking up on this as a prank call, told him to go open a pawn shop.

Never thought I'd see the day...
 
2014-03-27 01:41:14 AM
That sucks. God these things are annoying. I understand it's a temperature regulation thing (I think) but damn it evolution, you could have found a better place to put them.
 
2014-03-27 01:50:19 AM

God-is-a-Taco: That sucks. God these things are annoying. I understand it's a temperature regulation thing (I think) but damn it evolution, you could have found a better place to put them.



If you read your bible you would know that if your balls were just 10cm farther away from your body they would freeze and drop off, and if they were 10cm closer they would burn up and explode.


/my lord is an AWESOME lord!!
 
2014-03-27 02:01:28 AM

theusercomponent: [i.imgur.com image 353x500]


Memorable part of a forgettable movie.
 
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